hi all
iv got a friend who has a thing 4 wood. i dont mean the male kind, i meen the tree kind is she weird or is this something antone else has encounted
p.s any wood puns u can think of will b greatly appreciated.
thanks xxxx
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Is wood a turn on??
Sex God
Quote by glenn27
hi all
iv got a friend who has a thing 4 wood. i dont mean the male kind, i meen the tree kind is she weird or is this something antone else has encounted
p.s any wood puns u can think of will b greatly appreciated.
thanks xxxx
Depends what you mean. I can certainly view wood as being sensual, some of the different types are a joy to touch and smell, if thats what you mean then add me to the weird club, but I don't think of wood as being sexual, the prospect of plunging me nadger in and out of a bag of damp sawdust doesn't work for me anymore than the tenous link of having me botty smacked with a bunch of springy sticks.
So do you mean sexual? sensual? or are we talking a different affinity with .....wood.
Quote by glenn27
hi all
iv got a friend who has a thing 4 wood. i dont mean the male kind, i meen the tree kind is she weird or is this something antone else has encounted
p.s any wood puns u can think of will b greatly appreciated.
thanks xxxx
When you burn wood for a log fire, I find that smell a turn on
Sex God
i love being in the woods , the smell of burning wood , the feel of wood , trees , i love anything to do with wood . not a sexual thing but its a real turn on for me .
mmmm mmm!!
Last summer we were out for a sunday lunch and decided to go for a walk.....
lots of trees secluded and both of us randy as f**k any way after (fem) holding a few trees up lol and (male) building up a swet
lol we casually walked back to our car 
v good u may think but we discovered that we had been bit to hell by mossies!!! Up all night scratching 4 england!! so be carefull 
but have fun!
We are both turned on by the thought of sex outdoors and in a wood, well it does it for us big time!!
:lol:
T & G XXX
Last summer we were out for a sunday lunch and decided to go for a walk.....
lots of trees secluded and both of us randy as f**k any way after (fem) holding a few trees up lol and (male) building up a swet
lol we casually walked back to our car v good u may think but we discovered that we had been bit to hell by mossies!!! Up all night scratching 4 england!! so be carefull but have fun!We are both turned on by the thought of sex outdoors and in a wood, well it does it for us big time!!
:lol: T & G XXX
Casanova
Quote by glenn27
hi all
iv got a friend who has a thing 4 wood. i dont mean the male kind, i meen the tree kind is she weird or is this something antone else has encounted
p.s any wood puns u can think of will b greatly appreciated.
thanks xxxx
Glenn27,
I think that it very very strange and she is weird. I new some one that used to work in a the timber trade and every time they went out they would look at the tables and the chairs and comment on what wood it was.
I could cope with that but what became annoying was his wife would bitch, moanand winge about him doing it all a night and all the time and yet she did it herself when round a friends and didnt even realise she was doing it. Now i find that strange stupid and weird annoying.
As for puns, I WOODnt like to make comment as i fear the consequences
MR TIGS
I remember listening to Mercia FM around 8 years ago to the late night show.. There was a DJ called Mark Keene, and he had a regular set of "nutters" ringing in almost every night.
Bob the Sheep was a wierd guy, but the prize must go surely to "Chippie the Wood Pervert".
His catch phrase was "oooooooo got any two be two?"
So rest assured, wood love is nothing new.
Ian
Bob the Sheep was a wierd guy, but the prize must go surely to "Chippie the Wood Pervert".
His catch phrase was "oooooooo got any two be two?"
So rest assured, wood love is nothing new.
Ian
I kinda like the idea of being tied up to a tree and fucked haha Been kinda one of those outside fantasies I had for a while, never got round to it YET though
Hope its not using bits of 2 by 4 as a substitute for a dildo though, imagine trying to pick them splinters out with a pair of tweeers eeeeeeek :shock:
Hope its not using bits of 2 by 4 as a substitute for a dildo though, imagine trying to pick them splinters out with a pair of tweeers eeeeeeek :shock:
Sex God
Ive got a fantasy about having fun in the woods, knowing my luck thou the rangers would be out counting the number of trees or sommit!! 
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Ive got a fantasy about having fun in the woods, knowing my luck thou the rangers would be out counting the number of trees or sommit!!
One of the things that puts me off is beasties, am so bloody scared of them all. I dunno why cause I used to collect spiders and pull the legs and wings off janny long legs in the school playground.Now Im so scared I just scream like a big girl when I see them and the smaller they are and the more they move about (namely janny long legs) the more I crap myself.
So pathetic :roll: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by glenn27
hi all
iv got a friend who has a thing 4 wood. i dont mean the male kind, i meen the tree kind is she weird or is this something antone else has encounted
p.s any wood puns u can think of will b greatly appreciated.
thanks xxxx
Would that make her a wood turner then? P'raps it woodn't.
I didn't say it - honest!!
Sexpert
I think you're all barking up the wrong tree here fellers (and ladies). Saw this thread and had to cut in. I hope the wood-lovers friend isn't called Tim, bert I woodn't know, I wood hate to think of the jokes made at his expense if so. If anyone twigged onto it, it wood knot be such a good idea.
Have you branched out into forests, or is it just woods that give you wood? Maybe we should just leaf you be, to experiment, and hope it doesn't sap your energy too much.
Pun master breezer at your service.
(doesn't even stop to grab coat before leafing, just runs like hell...)
Have you branched out into forests, or is it just woods that give you wood? Maybe we should just leaf you be, to experiment, and hope it doesn't sap your energy too much.
Pun master breezer at your service.
(doesn't even stop to grab coat before leafing, just runs like hell...)
Sex God
Mmmm, what a lovely branch you have there <drool>
