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Its friday can I open the GFZ ?

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Hi folks just thought I'd take the liberty as I'm bored, P****d off and home alone.
so the doors are open if the cleaning crew would like to do their stuff, I'm off for a shower and supplies and will be back a little later to talk the usual drunken bollox.
oh and the water in the hot tub needs changing, it's rank. rolleyes
drinkies
Just a black coffee for me please hun, I'm off to work later
kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Just a black coffee for me please hun, I'm off to work later
kiss

Thar you go melady

right I'm off, catch you laters :kiss:
Wahoooo !!! The weekend is here and I'll pull the plug on the jaquzzi and make it sweet smelling cool if you can bring me a nice glass of wine when I'm all relaxed in there Petey biggrin
Drink!
Quote by winchwench
Drink!

:eeek: Good god woman not so loud
Quote by MrsFC
Wahoooo !!! The weekend is here and I'll pull the plug on the jaquzzi and make it sweet smelling cool if you can bring me a nice glass of wine when I'm all relaxed in there Petey biggrin

hello wave
Certainly maam, we have a particularly discerning wine list tonight, which would you prefer?
Screaming Eagle, 1994
Romanée-Conti, 1990
Château Mouton-Rothschild, 1945
Le Montrachet, 1978
Oh and the kitchen is now open for orders folks :wave:
Quote by Garfield1
Drink!


:eeek: Good god woman not so loud
Better?
Quote by Pete_sw
Wahoooo !!! The weekend is here and I'll pull the plug on the jaquzzi and make it sweet smelling cool if you can bring me a nice glass of wine when I'm all relaxed in there Petey biggrin

hello wave
Certainly maam, we have a particularly discerning wine list tonight, which would you prefer?
Screaming Eagle, 1994
Romanée-Conti, 1990
Château Mouton-Rothschild, 1945
Le Montrachet, 1978
Oh and the kitchen is now open for orders folks :wave:
I'm still waiting for one of your breakfasts lol
Quote by winchwench
Drink!

Good evening luscious lady, kiss and what can we get you on this merry occasion? drinkies
.
Quote by Garfield1
I'm still waiting for one of your breakfasts lol

:shock: :shock:
Sir, we have a full a la carte menu this evening, surely not rolleyes
:lol2: wave
Quote by Pete_sw
Drink!

Good evening luscious lady, kiss and what can we get you on this merry occasion? drinkies
.
Drink!, Stoooopid! rolleyes Were you not listening? lol
Quote by Pete_sw

I'm still waiting for one of your breakfasts lol

:shock: :shock:
Sir, we have a full a la carte menu this evening, surely not rolleyes
:lol2: wave
Nope i want a good full english please sir (you can hold the black pud ) oh and no mushrooms
and ways nice to see you about been ages and if your planing any camps this year could we please have a code word or if you dont mind i have a couple of date i could surgest
Quote by winchwench
Drink!

Good evening luscious lady, kiss and what can we get you on this merry occasion? drinkies
.
Drink!, Stoooopid! rolleyes Were you not listening? lol
oh it's you :shock: so sorry madam, didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
your usual .............

:rascal:
white wine please Mr Pete when you're ready.....I'll go and join Mrs FC in the jacuzzi for now kiss
Quote by Garfield1

I'm still waiting for one of your breakfasts lol

:shock: :shock:
Sir, we have a full a la carte menu this evening, surely not rolleyes
:lol2: wave
Nope i want a good full english please sir (you can hold the black pud ) oh and no mushrooms
and ways nice to see you about been ages and if your planing any camps this year could we please have a code word or if you dont mind i have a couple of date i could surgest
as you wish sir :roll:
you will note the GFZ has gone a little upmarket this evening.

what would sir like to drink?
(my PM box is now open for 'Pete's swingcamp 2008' suggestions.
.
I'm a lady, and as such demand to be treated as one!
I want a straw with my bucket! rolleyes
Quote by Pete_sw

I'm still waiting for one of your breakfasts lol

:shock: :shock:
Sir, we have a full a la carte menu this evening, surely not rolleyes
:lol2: wave
Nope i want a good full english please sir (you can hold the black pud ) oh and no mushrooms
and ways nice to see you about been ages and if your planing any camps this year could we please have a code word or if you dont mind i have a couple of date i could surgest
as you wish sir :roll:
you will note the GFZ has gone a little upmarket this evening.

what would sir like to drink?
(my PM box is now open for 'Pete's swingcamp 2008' suggestions.
.
Hmmm perfik in fact one i have finished ion the gym i am going to cook myself just that.
and i shall be in you PM box shortly
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white wine please Mr Pete when you're ready.....I'll go and join Mrs FC in the jacuzzi for now kiss

Ah, good evening young lady, how very nice to see you again worship
I have saved something special for your delectation :rascal:
a nice bottle of 1787 vintage Sauternes from Château Yquem
I'm sure madam wil enjoy it to the full.
.
Quote by Garfield1
i shall be in you PM box shortly

:shock: :shock: I say, steady on bolt
well i is of to the gym and i shall then be retiring as i have work in the morning :shock: not that you can call drink tea all day work lol
Quote by winchwench
I'm a lady, and as such demand to be treated as one!
I want a straw with my bucket! rolleyes

I'm most terribly sorry madam
here we are........

bolt
Dear Pete,
Swivel
ly straws are the in-thing this season, I'd be happy to use one. :dry:
Quote by winchwench
Dear Pete,
Swivelly straws are the in-thing this season, I'd be happy to use one. :dry:

<<<<<<<<<< makes note to get 'Swivelly' straws for Swingcamp 08
innocent
Mmmmmm.... a glass of your finest bartender sir!
Has been a looooong week wink
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Mmmmmm.... a glass of your finest bartender sir!
Has been a looooong week wink

Just for you :inlove:
come on Meaty, you know you wanna, I see you lurking :lol2:
Quote by Pete_sw
Mmmmmm.... a glass of your finest bartender sir!
Has been a looooong week wink

Just for you :inlove:

mmmmmmm..... think I'll take that into the jacuzzi. Anyone care to join?
Nola x
Quote by noladreams30
Mmmmmm.... a glass of your finest bartender sir!
Has been a looooong week wink

Just for you :inlove:

mmmmmmm..... think I'll take that into the jacuzzi. Anyone care to join?
Nola x innocent
Quote by Pete_sw
Mmmmmm.... a glass of your finest bartender sir!
Has been a looooong week wink

Just for you :inlove:

mmmmmmm..... think I'll take that into the jacuzzi. Anyone care to join?
Nola x innocent
c'mon in... the water's lovely! lol