I've Been Signed!!!

7 Sep 2005

sorry if this sounds like a brag but i have to tell someone! ive just been signed by a "bigish" local football team thats going to pay me!!! im soooooo excited! i bet sven will be ringing me up after the england game tonight! haha! sorry once again but im really happy! biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

7 Sep 2005

Bless ya, John.
Enjoy your time in the sun, son.

7 Sep 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
sorry if this sounds like a brag but i have to tell someone! ive just been signed by a "bigish" local football team thats going to pay me!!! im soooooo excited! i bet sven will be ringing me up after the england game tonight! haha! sorry once again but im really happy! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Congratulations.
On a more serious note, given that certain sections of the press like nothing more than to print stories about the sexual proclivities of professional footballers, might it be an idea to remove the face pics from your ad? Up to you, but it might be a way of making sure you only appear on the back pages of the papers rather than the front.

7 Sep 2005

Nice one mate good on ya biggrin

Wish you all the very best ;)
Minx x x

7 Sep 2005

well done
wish ya all the best lol

7 Sep 2005

Good on yer! Hope you score plenty! :twisted:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
sorry if this sounds like a brag but i have to tell someone! ive just been signed by a "bigish" local football team thats going to pay me!!! im soooooo excited! i bet sven will be ringing me up after the england game tonight! haha! sorry once again but im really happy! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Congratulations.
On a more serious note, given that certain sections of the press like nothing more than to print stories about the sexual proclivities of professional footballers, might it be an idea to remove the face pics from your ad? Up to you, but it might be a way of making sure you only appear on the back pages of the papers rather than the front.
thanks to everyone! my photos may have gone but its not that serious im affraid! im only playing lower regional stuff! and i dont look anything like those anymore, my hair is totally different, havent got a camera anymore so cant post any new ones as yet.
anyway how am i meant to get a regular swinging partner without having photos!?!? not worked up to now with them so doubt it will without!

7 Sep 2005

B****x to bleedin' football after that sorry performance.
Comon England!! (the cricket team)

7 Sep 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
sorry if this sounds like a brag but i have to tell someone! ive just been signed by a "bigish" local football team thats going to pay me!!! im soooooo excited! i bet sven will be ringing me up after the england game tonight! haha! sorry once again but im really happy! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

So how much are cleaner paid these days? :twisted:

7 Sep 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
sorry if this sounds like a brag but i have to tell someone! ive just been signed by a "bigish" local football team thats going to pay me!!! im soooooo excited! i bet sven will be ringing me up after the england game tonight! haha! sorry once again but im really happy! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Congratulations.
On a more serious note, given that certain sections of the press like nothing more than to print stories about the sexual proclivities of professional footballers, might it be an idea to remove the face pics from your ad? Up to you, but it might be a way of making sure you only appear on the back pages of the papers rather than the front.
thanks to everyone! my photos may have gone but its not that serious im affraid! im only playing lower regional stuff! and i dont look anything like those anymore, my hair is totally different, havent got a camera anymore so cant post any new ones as yet.
anyway how am i meant to get a regular swinging partner without having photos!?!? not worked up to now with them so doubt it will without!
Fair points, I just thought I'd mention the idea, though I doubt the tabloids are going to be on your case , at least not at the moment.

7 Sep 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
anyway how am i meant to get a regular swinging partner without having photos!?!? not worked up to now with them so doubt it will without!

Just edit your face out of the online ones... and send the ones with the face to people you have established some form of trust or contact with. There are plenty of people on here who can help you tastefully blur your face if you can't do it yourself.

8 Sep 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
sorry if this sounds like a brag but i have to tell someone! ive just been signed by a "bigish" local football team thats going to pay me!!! im soooooo excited! i bet sven will be ringing me up after the england game tonight! haha! sorry once again but im really happy! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Omg..... wow.... congratulations...... big big hugs...... you must be absolutely cartwheeling with delight.....lol
equi-princess xxx

8 Sep 2005

Quote by bolton_boss
thanks to everyone! my photos may have gone but its not that serious im affraid! im only playing lower regional stuff! and i dont look anything like those anymore, my hair is totally different, havent got a camera anymore so cant post any new ones as yet.

Is it only me who noticed this...? Say you arrange a meet with someone through the ads..
They have seen your pics on the site, and decided you are the one they want to meet.. When you do actually meet up, by your own admission, your pics don't look anything like you.. I wouldn't be surprised if they walked straight out of the meet..
If you have no pictures that look like you, then you would be better off with no pics at all..
Better to be honest then to waste peoples time confused

Oh.. and congrats on the new football job biggrin

8 Sep 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
Fair points, I just thought I'd mention the idea, though I doubt the tabloids are going to be on your case , at least not at the moment.

As a reader of the Non League Paper. I can assure you that its not only the tabloids that would pick up on a swinging footballer story so be carefull out there mate.
Congratulations by the way. Do you fancy signing for Crawley Town. They need all the help they can get at the moment lol

8 Sep 2005

Quote by seagull69

Fair points, I just thought I'd mention the idea, though I doubt the tabloids are going to be on your case , at least not at the moment.

As a reader of the Non League Paper. I can assure you that its not only the tabloids that would pick up on a swinging footballer story so be carefull out there mate.
Congratulations by the way. Do you fancy signing for Crawley Town. They need all the help they can get at the moment lol

I read the NLP as well, they will pick up on something long before the nationals do, mainly coz a mate will tip them off for a joke and not realise how far it can go.
seen it dont so be carefull.
good luck for the season.
and as for singing on at Crawley, stsy in the north