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Kissing banned at railway station
Couples have been banned from kissing at Warrington Bank Quay Station because it holds up commuters.
The means an end to passionate platform scenes like the one between Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard in the 1945 film Brief Encounter.
No-kissing signs have appeared in the taxi rank at Warrington Bank Quay Station forcing lovers to use designated areas only.
The signs were erected after concerns that passionate embraces were causing delays for commuters with more passengers being attracted there.
Warrington Bank Quay is believed to be the first in the country to put up such signs.
Ruth Sargeant, 38, who uses the station to travel to Manchester, said: "It's ridiculous. I don't see the point of having a no-kissing area, surely people are entitled to say their goodbyes."
And Tom Hall, 25, another commuter, said: "It's daft. What are they going to do if they catch couples kissing, fine them?"
In the film Brief Encounter, which was filmed at Carnforth station in Lancashire, the doomed lovers played by Johnson and Howard, say their final goodbye at a railway station.
The no kissing signs are part of the £650,000 station refurbishment funded by Virgin Trains, Network Rail, the Northwest Regional Development Agency and the Department for Transport.
They are working in partnership with Warrington Borough Council's plans to improve the forecourt.
The idea of no-kissing signs was first suggested by Colin Daniels, chief executive of the Warrington Chamber of Commerce.
He said: "It was all a bit of fun. But now Virgin Trains have agreed to put them up as part of the refurbishment.
"They may seem frivolous but there is a serious message underneath."
Virgin say the station has become "increasingly busy" since the introduction of their Pendolino trains between London and Glasgow and Super Voyager trains between Birmingham and Scotland.
A Virgin spokesman said: "It's just a quirky thing, it's nothing more than that.. It's a light-hearted way of getting the message across.
"We are trying to tell people not to wait too long in the drop-off, but we don't mind people waiting there for a short time."
Asked how the no-kissing rule would be enforced, he added: "We will apply this sensibly."
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miserable gits!! I feel like organising a mass protest snog in!!! passionkiss passionkiss
We'll just have to skip the foreplay and go straight to the fuck then :shock:
Quote by Silk and Big G
We'll just have to skip the foreplay and go straight to the fuck then :shock:

how long would the train be delayed for then!!
Quote by Bonedigger
We'll just have to skip the foreplay and go straight to the fuck then :shock:

how long would the train be delayed for then!!
1. At least people would have something interesting to watch whilst they wait :twisted:
2. Who cares - they only said kissing was banned? lol
Quote by Bonedigger
We'll just have to skip the foreplay and go straight to the fuck then :shock:

how long would the train be delayed for then!!
Depends how many times we fuck :-)
Quote by Bonedigger
how long would the train be delayed for then!!

Less than 10 minutes I believe!! confused confused confused lol lol lol lol wink
Well kissing and petting are banned in swimming pools, Its wierd because i always feel like petting when ever I go for a swim! lol
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so what they gonna do if you do kiss?

hand you a condom and tell you to get the fuck on with it :-)
Quote by Silk and Big G
so what they gonna do if you do kiss?

hand you a condom and tell you to get the fuck on with it :-)
that was funny lol........... biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
steve
Is all this tongue in cheek? wink
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Is all this tongue in cheek? wink

Oi no tongues! :twisted: