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Jags Scores! ... and over 3000!!

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Quote by Fran & Stu
Congratulations Jags .......Woohooo
When's the party then????
Love from Fran
xxxxxx

You mean you haven't been invited????? lol
x xx x
Quote by gmanxxx
Don't shoot me - I'm only a defenceless little kitten!!!!!
And read your PM woman!

careful friend ... the bitch will sit on your face (and knowing her piss)and much as I love a woman on my face just that that it would be hell for even me to say nothing of her peeing ... and I know women ain't your thing
I saw the italicised bit in her post in Fred's thread... bitch
keeping my powder dry
Hugs friend
RxxxxWhooooaaaaaa!!! Hold it gman. You and I have never fallen out before (except in jest) but I hope that abuse was not serious and aimed in Jags's direction. If it was then you are going to be in more trouble than you could ever imagine. Jags is a popular and much-loved charcter on here - and deservedly so. I know you two don't always see eye to eye, but this sort of personal insult is just the kind of thing that people have been tiring of lately (and I am not implying that no-one else indulges in it so please don't take it personally). Let's just let this pass shall we? We need to get back to having fun in here and this is not the way to do it.
Will - in peacemaker mode again - but always ready to duel on the behalf of a lady should the need arise! duel
Quote by willxx69
always ready to duel

Oh, Will. Such a promising start, and then then this lapse. I know how tempting it is, but you must be strong!
Think of the benefits to your health that quitting will bring. I know you can do it.
Quote by willxx69
Don't shoot me - I'm only a defenceless little kitten!!!!!
And read your PM woman!

careful friend ... the bitch will sit on your face (and knowing her piss)and much as I love a woman on my face just that that it would be hell for even me to say nothing of her peeing ... and I know women ain't your thing
I saw the italicised bit in her post in Fred's thread... bitch
keeping my powder dry
Hugs friend
RxxxxWhooooaaaaaa!!! Hold it gman. You and I have never fallen out before (except in jest) but I hope that abuse was not serious and aimed in Jags's direction. If it was then you are going to be in more trouble than you could ever imagine. Jags is a popular and much-loved charcter on here - and deservedly so. I know you two don't always see eye to eye, but this sort of personal insult is just the kind of thing that people have been tiring of lately (and I am not implying that no-one else indulges in it so please don't take it personally). Let's just let this pass shall we? We need to get back to having fun in here and this is not the way to do it.
Will - in peacemaker mode again - but always ready to duel on the behalf of a lady should the need arise! duel
WAY too late Will - the magic wand is out and gman is just about to be deactivated and deleted. Taken too much, had too much and about to zap him into cyberspace.
Still love you though (but don't tell Sappho that!)
x xx
Quote by Jags
Congratulations Jags .......Woohooo
When's the party then????
Love from Fran
xxxxxx

You mean you haven't been invited????? lol
x xx x
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
No......boo hoo, and my Betty dress soooo needs another outing .......
Fran
xxxx
ah, yes... the Betty dress.... *eyes glaze over at the rememberance of all those men in Betty dresses!!!
Mind you I did enjoy the Fireman's outfit the best - can that be arranged for my 3000th post present please???????????? Pretty please......... with cherry on the top...
x xx x
Would that cherry be perched on top of the squirty cream? Now there's an interesting addition to the fireman's outfit...
Quote by DJohn
Would that cherry be perched on top of the squirty cream? Now there's an interesting addition to the fireman's outfit...

I couldn't see it from where I was sitting - you had a better view!!
lol :lol:
Sorry Alex I hadn't heard you say it before. Only heard it from the lips of Jags.
Please girls don't fight.
Jags can have FUCKITY
and Alex can have the FUCK
Hows that??? If you want to swap please talk amongst yourselves.
Oh Shitidy-Shit - Now that one is MINE!!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
lol :lol: @ Wilma
It's OK - Alex and I are not really fighting... honest!!
Mind you, at this moment I'd rather have the fuck.. do you think I could post in 'Let's meet up' 'anyone fancy a fuck?'
No? .. spoilsports!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Go on Jags. I dare you! You think you get some bad emails and PMs now...
Sorry Jags but posting that you'd get what you deserve....just like all those numpties who do....don't go there!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fran
xxxx
Quote by Fran & Stu
Sorry Jags but posting that you'd get what you deserve....just like all those numpties who do....don't go there!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fran
xxxx

I know! I know! I know! I know! but it would be SO much fun.... just to be naughty and stupid for a fleeting moment!! :lol:
OK.. :cry: you win... sensible hat stays on... fuckity fuck....
x xx
Whoops just read that back...not quite saying as it sounded....sorry....I mean the numpties get fu*k all if you want one jags my dear..don't go there..lol!!!
Fran
xxxx
Quote by DJohn
Go on Jags. I dare you! You think you get some bad emails and PMs now...

I'm too sensible for my own good... am now relying on your good company to enliven, enrich and entertain me. 8)
My good company? Oh dear. Maybe you should make that post :-)
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
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Jags can have FUCKITY
and Alex can have the FUCK
Love
Wilma
x x x x

But can I choose who gives it to me???????
Quote by Jags
Still love you though (but don't tell Sappho that!)
x xx

Oh Jags! I know all about it! And because I love you too you can have a share of Will with my fondest regards. After all, if you can't get a fireman for your 3000th you may as well have a duelling bard. lol
Love Sappho xxx
You don't have to choose just one, you know. (That way I'll be right even if I miss the front of the queue)
Did I say that?
Quote by DJohn
My good company? Oh dear. Maybe you should make that post :-)

Your company is always good.... so far!! The only questionable aspect of your character is your choice of music but it's a flaw not worth mentioning - more than once!!!!
For those of you who are baffled John once gave me a CD of music, after listening to it once I wrote on it ' John's bad music day' - but he LOVES it... I think it makes a great drinks coaster!
lol :lol:
There's nothing wrong with my taste in music! (Carpy, where are you? I need someone to back me up). At least there's no bagpipes in it...
I'll duck now. I can see the slap coming.
Quote by DJohn
You don't have to choose just one, you know. (That way I'll be right even if I miss the front of the queue)
Did I say that?

Place at head of the queue reserved. Well it's the rear of the queue too - cos it's only you there.
mmmmm that didn't sound right.........
I would be honoured to have you.........
Nope - still not right........
Oh just come 'ere and give me a..............
Sugar.........
MUAH MUAH MUAH DJohn!
Quote by Alexandra
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Jags can have FUCKITY
and Alex can have the FUCK
Love
Wilma
x x x x

But can I choose who gives it to me???????
Of course... that's part of the fun... blind man's bluff - but you've already stuck the tail on Noah... good choice Alex!!!
x x
Quote by DJohn
There's nothing wrong with my taste in music! (Carpy, where are you? I need someone to back me up). At least there's no bagpipes in it...
I'll duck now. I can see the slap coming.


BAGPIPES... you call the chanter of the mighty Martyn Bennett bagpipes???????? . Tartan Aoemebas don't use bagpipes! Paul Mounsey does use bagpipes but in a brilliant way.
It's called 'acid croft' for your information and is contemporary, innovative and challenging! x xx
S.L.A.P. S.P.E.C.I.A.L. - you're buying the wine...
Blimey Jags, you galloped through those last hundred posts :shock: :shock: :shock:
Left me stood on the sidelines ready to gag you on post number 2999, so we could all stand and watch number 3000!
Oh well, will have to wait a couple of weeks then can catch your 4000th 8)
Well done to you :cheers: You're a real credit to this site
kiss
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Blimey Jags, you galloped through those last hundred posts :shock: :shock: :shock:
Left me stood on the sidelines ready to gag you on post number 2999, so we could all stand and watch number 3000!
Oh well, will have to wait a couple of weeks then can catch your 4000th 8)
Well done to you :cheers: You're a real credit to this site
kiss

Ah, now that's lovely!
xx xx
Still waiting for the speech !!! :shock: rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Still waiting for the speech !!! :shock: rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:

Here, here......quite agree Sarge.....
SPEACH SPEACH SPEACH
Fran
xxxxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Over 3000 posts and we're still demanding more :twisted:
SPEECH!! biggrin :D :D
Quote by MISSCHIEF
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Over 3000 posts and we're still demanding more :twisted:
SPEECH!! biggrin :D :D

On phone!!