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(Is it meant to just hang???)
What did I do wrong now?
The only squirly bit of coding is the Java script - ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Should have stayed with bloody raw html....I tested it to death! - which part hangs please Jags? Is it the Orgasm simulator? Let me know and either I or Mark will have a pop at it.... (Mark will be much more able to fix it!)
Fred
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Yep - as usual it's the Male orgasm which fucks things up!!! lol
It didn't work, stopped doing anything and I ended up with four of the buggers on the taskbar not opening nor closing. Had to do the magic threesome with the keyboard.
BUT - the page is fantastic - well done to you Fred, a labour of love?????
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It didn't work, stopped doing anything and I ended up with four of the buggers on the taskbar not opening nor closing. Had to do the magic threesome with the keyboard.
BUT - the page is fantastic - well done to you Fred, a labour of love?????
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Sex God
Well done to all those involved. An excellent page! Well done Fred 
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The orgasm simulation at the end was hysterical. Had me in stitches!
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I hope it works and you have lots of fun!
:worship: :worship:The orgasm simulation at the end was hysterical. Had me in stitches!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I hope it works and you have lots of fun!
Mod
Congratulations
Very funny and very clever - and not forgetting sexy!!!!!
Mal
Very funny and very clever - and not forgetting sexy!!!!!
Mal
Sex God
...and congratulations to Sappho on reaching a double century in posts!
Keep it up!!!
Keep it up!!!
AWESOME ! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm so glad I found this site. Not only do we get to share our innermost desires with likeminded people
The humour is absolutely priceless
Fran...It has to be said... you are absolutely gorgeous. Hats off to Stu gents your great sports the pair of you.
Now if only I lived in the NW :cry:
Greetings to all from the desert wastes of east Anglia 8)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I'm so glad I found this site. Not only do we get to share our innermost desires with likeminded people
The humour is absolutely priceless
Fran...It has to be said... you are absolutely gorgeous. Hats off to Stu gents your great sports the pair of you.
Now if only I lived in the NW :cry:
Greetings to all from the desert wastes of east Anglia 8)
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: EXCELLENT!
Thank you to everyone for the nice comments, we are glad you all like it and we hope it brings a smile to your face! We do have to give a great big thank you to Fred (you know who you are!) who not only acted as editor in chief, but was also the technical wiz!
lots of luv to you all
Fran & Stu
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lots of luv to you all
Fran & Stu
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Sexpert
That page is pretty cool, and I must ask... Who is the Weird Al Yankovic fan?
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That page is pretty cool, and I must ask... Who is the Weird Al Yankovic fan?
Do you mean the music?
Sorry - could not find the music to Jerry Springer show and would not know it if I heard it - if anyone finds it please let me have it and I will change the page!
If not the music - you lost me!
ops: Fred
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Yep - as usual it's the Male orgasm which fucks things up!!! lol
It seems it is only your computer that has a problem with the male orgasm! :shock: Is it one of those new liberated computers or is it just it has fluid jealousy?
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BUT - the page is fantastic - well done to you Fred, a labour of love?????
Nope - it was a shit job - but someone had to do it!
Of course it was a labour of love! - All the better for knowing the couple concerned! It was a real pleasure to do it for them. (and build the web page! )Fred
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Yep - as usual it's the Male orgasm which fucks things up!!! lol
It seems it is only your computer that has a problem with the male orgasm! :shock: Is it one of those new liberated computers or is it just it has fluid jealousy?
Don't know, will try it again when I get back from the mill, should be OK cos it's got XP but it may have been having an 'off day'. Still think it's fab though I couldn't bear it this early in the day!
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Sexpert
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Do you mean the music?
Sorry - could not find the music to Jerry Springer show and would not know it if I heard it - if anyone finds it please let me have it and I will change the page!
If not the music - you lost me!
Fred
Yeah, the music is cool - to the untrained ear it might sound like One Week by Bare Naked Ladies, but it's actually "Jerry Springer" by Weird Al.
Anyone who hasnt heard the song should definately try to have a listen. The guy is a genius.
Here is a link to the lyrics in case anyone wants to sing along to Fran's page - lots of fun I can assure you.
Great great page. It was you that did it Fred? Inspired. :)
Me and my wife were once on Kilroy. LOL
Right - well that has cleared one thing up then. I found the file and it was called Jerry Springer. Then Fran told me it was someone different and I thought I had blown it - now it seems it is a song about old Jerry!
So will have to stay as it is for now - unless someone sends me a midi or wav file of the music to the Jerry Swinger (Springer) show.
(Wonder how many people spotted the deliberate name change?)
Payment in the usual way Fran? 8) Thought I was cracking up there!
Cheers everyone.....
Fred
So will have to stay as it is for now - unless someone sends me a midi or wav file of the music to the Jerry Swinger (Springer) show.
(Wonder how many people spotted the deliberate name change?)
Payment in the usual way Fran? 8) Thought I was cracking up there!
Cheers everyone.....
Fred
Sexpert
Well you are both right, the music is identicle.
Weird Al takes a pop song and changed the lyrics and makes comedy parody versions.
He took One Week by BNL and made his Jerry Springer one, and hes done it many times before and after too - he has about 11 albums I think.
Remember Eat It the version of Michael Jacksons Beat It from many moons ago? Same guy. :)
So Fred was right to say it was Jerry Springer and Fran is perfectly correct to say that it was Bare Naked Ladies - so you either both owe each other one (if I get to refree and be a tag team partner. lol) or you can call it a draw.
Weird Al takes a pop song and changed the lyrics and makes comedy parody versions.
He took One Week by BNL and made his Jerry Springer one, and hes done it many times before and after too - he has about 11 albums I think.
Remember Eat It the version of Michael Jacksons Beat It from many moons ago? Same guy. :)
So Fred was right to say it was Jerry Springer and Fran is perfectly correct to say that it was Bare Naked Ladies - so you either both owe each other one (if I get to refree and be a tag team partner. lol) or you can call it a draw.
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so you either both owe each other one (if I get to refree and be a tag team partner. lol) or you can call it a draw.
Sod the draw - will settle the debt! Yeeehhaaaaaaaa! :twisted: :twisted:
Step into my office Fran...... xxxxxx - sexual harrassment? I bloody hope it is :shock:
Fred
Right this music thing needs settling.... if someone takes another artist's original song and uses it for themselves, it is called a cover version, thus the music that the jerry show uses is a cover of a Bare Naked Ladies song. The original artist has the ownership..the intellectual rights if you please, so on a technical note Fran was actually 100% correct.
Just cos the LSO records Mozart's Requiem and then the beeb decide to use that for Kilroy (as a random example) would that mean that it wasn't Mozart's work anymore? Even if they jazzed it up or played it via the power of the "raspberry", it would remain Mozart's work.
God I am being pompous, but there are two rules in our home Rule 1: Fran is always right, 2. If Fran is wrong refer to rule1.
Such a questioning of her muiscal prowess when it comes to two bit american "rock" groups can have a devastating effect on a girl..and I like to keep her happy.
She was right and it needs to acknowledged.
All of the above should be read with tongue lodged firmly in cheek...and knowing Fred it will probably be his lodged firmly in Fran's (which ones...who knows..she'll take both!!!).
Stu, of the "Fran and..... variety"!!!!!
Just cos the LSO records Mozart's Requiem and then the beeb decide to use that for Kilroy (as a random example) would that mean that it wasn't Mozart's work anymore? Even if they jazzed it up or played it via the power of the "raspberry", it would remain Mozart's work.
God I am being pompous, but there are two rules in our home Rule 1: Fran is always right, 2. If Fran is wrong refer to rule1.
Such a questioning of her muiscal prowess when it comes to two bit american "rock" groups can have a devastating effect on a girl..and I like to keep her happy.
She was right and it needs to acknowledged.
All of the above should be read with tongue lodged firmly in cheek...and knowing Fred it will probably be his lodged firmly in Fran's (which ones...who knows..she'll take both!!!).
Stu, of the "Fran and..... variety"!!!!!
Sex God
Don't you just hate the cheesy covers that 'pop' or any band actually seem to be throwing up the last few years.
There all just half arsed, the people we are aiming to get haven't heard the song before so they think its ours.
I completely agree with Fran on this, 100%.
Now who's cheek do I put my tongue in? Fred's for making the site, or Frans because those cheeks look lovely?
It does bring up the point of, there are hardly any 'new' tunes out because some time in some country a roughly the same tune will be already out. Who gets the credit if they sound the same, and but are only slightly different? (e.g. Beatles v's Oasis)
There all just half arsed, the people we are aiming to get haven't heard the song before so they think its ours.
I completely agree with Fran on this, 100%.
Now who's cheek do I put my tongue in? Fred's for making the site, or Frans because those cheeks look lovely?
It does bring up the point of, there are hardly any 'new' tunes out because some time in some country a roughly the same tune will be already out. Who gets the credit if they sound the same, and but are only slightly different? (e.g. Beatles v's Oasis)
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Rule 1: Fran is always right, 2. If Fran is wrong refer to rule1.
Such a questioning of her muiscal prowess when it comes to two bit american "rock" groups can have a devastating effect on a girl..and I like to keep her happy.
She was right and it needs to acknowledged.
All of the above should be read with tongue lodged firmly in cheek...and knowing Fred it will probably be his lodged firmly in Fran's (which ones...who knows..she'll take both!!!).
Stu, of the "Fran and..... variety"!!!!!
I fully acknowledge that the lady is right
:worship: - I fully expect her to punish me in full this weekend for my insolence and cheek and look forwards to it with some relish. Tougues in cheeks - hhhhmmmmmm - hope that is not all....Fran :worship: forgive me pleaaasssseeeeee!
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