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Missy
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
and the lovable missy as a lifeguard (now im dead)

Voddy!!!!!!!!!!!! smackbottom
And you only say lovable cos I love you to bits! lol kiss
OK, at a first glance of a name, or from watching the forums, or just random, that's what I'm thinking right now confused
Vodka_babe22uk - Gin distiller
Happy Cats - Nurse
Freckledbird - Proof Reader
Dollyminx - Knitter of them toilet roll holders
Choon - American style copper, like Chips
Martin_M - Stock Car Driver
Davej - Fruit 'n' '4pnce a pound' Veg seller
Zeddies - for the AA
Willxx69 - Knight
De_Sade - Train Spotter
Da69ve - Private Investigator
Darkfire - Mermaid
Tania - Mediator
Mike North - Bertie Bassett
St3v3 - The duck fishing fairground stall
*Disclaimer - none of these are meant offensively so please don't take em that way :lol:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by Missy
and the lovable missy as a lifeguard (now im dead)

Voddy!!!!!!!!!!!! smackbottom
And you only say lovable cos I love you to bits! lol kiss
OK, at a first glance of a name, or from watching the forums, or just random, that's what I'm thinking right now confused
Vodka_babe22uk - Gin distiller
Happy Cats - Nurse
Freckledbird - Proof Reader
Dollyminx - Knitter of them toilet roll holders
Choon - American style copper, like Chips
Martin_M - Stock Car Driver
Davej - Fruit 'n' '4pnce a pound' Veg seller
Zeddies - for the AA
Willxx69 - Knight
De_Sade - Train Spotter
Da69ve - Private Investigator
Darkfire - Mermaid
Tania - Mediator
Mike North - Bertie Bassett
*Disclaimer - none of these are meant offensively so please don't take em that way :lol:
Private Dick.......thats me!
Missy
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
Private Dick.......thats me!

rotflmao It was yer avatar that done it!!! I don't imagine you in anything less than an outfit like that :rotflmao:
Markz - Butler
Missy
Sex God
TallnHairy - Umpa Lumpa
Sarah
Sex God
Oh good, I get the day / week off.............. lol
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
Dollyminx - Knitter of them toilet roll holders

Touché Missy... or should that be crochet? lol
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Zeddies
I wonder what you think my job is?
rotflmao
Get guessing :haha:

Winkel Picker :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Pete_sw - ballet instructor
Unknown User
Sparky230 - plumber dunno
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Willxx69 - Knight
Funny - that's what Sappho always says about me. Oh well - it could be worse I suppose. I certainly couldn't be offended by it. duel
Will
PS Great to see you in the Forum Missy passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Meaty...brain surgeon
Dark Fire....SAS
Unknown User
Polo Lady's avatar = Hypnotist
Look into my eyes, Look into my eyes
not around the eyes
and after 3 you will be asleep
1,2,3
:crazy:
markz
Sex God
sassy saren - chat show host
meaty - chicken sexer
darkfire - public relations officer for John prescott
bloke - Gynaecologist
da69ve - pearly king
dambuster - stripper
HLB - agent for said stripper
sheddy - B & Q assistant
posh-kate - home help
Sarah
Sex God
Wibbly Wobbly jelly maker
GT gin and tonic maker
xxx
markz
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Markz - Working for the Befordshire Tourist Board

within bedfordshire rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
meaty - chicken sexer

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry markz but that has me giggling like a silly giggling thing for some reason :P
Unknown User
Quote by markz
posh-kate - home help

lol :lol: :lol: Close, shes actually a special needs carer................for me redface
markz
Sex God
Quote by sheddy

posh-kate - home help

lol :lol: :lol: Close, shes actually a special needs carer................for me redface
first thought was landlady rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
first thought was landlady rolleyes

God no we'd drink all the profits redface
Unknown User
Quote by markz

posh-kate - home help

lol :lol: :lol: Close, shes actually a special needs carer................for me redface
first thought was landlady rolleyes
Mrs Roper?
:giggle: bolt
Unknown User
Quote by markz
sassy saren - chat show host

:dry:
markz
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
sassy saren - chat show host

:dry:
of farmers weekly rolleyes
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Not much you could guess from my boots hun rotflmao
Maybe another avatar change is called for innocent

That avatar suggests to me......a chatroom op......keeping the odd prick (or 2) in hand!
(Tongue in cheek honest)
Unknown User
She's a bit scary isn't she? Don't think clinic will go too well tonight with her around so I'd better get rid. rolleyes
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
She's a bit scary isn't she? Don't think clinic will go too well tonight with her around so I'd better get rid. rolleyes

Oh I dont know....seen worse. The ward sister in maternity ward when I was there(oh sooo many years ago now)for starters.....didnt need to be induced, she scared the s*** out of me!
Unknown User
Quote by Zeddies
I wonder what you think my job is?
rotflmao
Get guessing :haha:

and me?.. hmm... (violinist) lol
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
She's a bit scary isn't she? Don't think clinic will go too well tonight with her around so I'd better get rid. rolleyes

Goose >>>> wolfwhistles lol
westerross
Sex God
OMG I soooo want to get into this thread - Chips FFS rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: but I'm too pissed to make any sense!