Joke Abbreviations - any suggestions??

4 Jan 2005

Has anyone got any suggestions for different abbreviations we could use in various situations?
I was thinking of getting the ball rolling with:
BJ = Broken Jaw (A guy asked my wife for sex so she gave him a BJ)
NSA = No Spanking Asses (Sign in BDSM club)
10"+ = In Your Dreams
Any other suggestions?

4 Jan 2005

IYBMADITYWIM
Try that one

4 Jan 2005

STD = Super Tasty Dick

4 Jan 2005

ASL - All sense lacking
Cathy x

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
IYBMADITYWIM
Try that one

If you buy me a dildo I'll yell you what it means?

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
IYBMADITYWIM
Try that one

If you buy me a dildo I'll yell you what it means?
A drink would have sufficed but who am I to argue with a man who wants to buy me toys confused

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4 Jan 2005

ychapoma

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4 Jan 2005

Quote by honeyriderx
ychapoma :

You can have a peice of me anytime?

4 Jan 2005

Quote by honeyriderx
ychapoma :

You can't hire a pedalo on monday afternoons?

4 Jan 2005

Quote by honeyriderx
ychapoma :

your cock has apparently pee'd on my ass!

4 Jan 2005

You Can Have A Pinch Of My Ass????
Cathy x

4 Jan 2005

Your Child Has Apparently Puked Over My Airbed,
You Can Have A Prick On Mondays Anywhere,
You Cannot Hold A Penis Over My Aunt.

4 Jan 2005

topic - to orgasm please insert cock

4 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
topic

The Orange Piece Is Cheese

4 Jan 2005

petrol - please enter the right orifice lads

4 Jan 2005

asl - anal stain licker
asl - amazingly stupid lay-about
OMG - opened my gob
OMG - orifice might gape
OMG - over my gusset

4 Jan 2005

HTH - Have to Hump
FFS - Fucked for Sure
YKWIM - Your Kitten Wants Indian Moccassins

4 Jan 2005

Abbreviations for those single guys replying to adverts (coz we know how hard it is typing all those replies wink

);
IKYASNSMB = I Know Your Advert Said No Single Males But...
or for the really lazy single guy;
ISAWAF = I Saw Advert, Want A Fluck?

4 Jan 2005

WLTM = White Lazy Tall Man
OHAC = Only Hairy Arsed Chicks
Accom = After Cock Comes Out Male (loses interest and falls asleep)

4 Jan 2005

Quote by marky543
WLTM = White Lazy Tall Man
OHAC = Only Hairy Arsed Chicks
Accom = After Cock Comes Out Male (loses interest and falls asleep)

They say bad things come in threes.
I'm staying away from hairy-assed chicks :shock:

4 Jan 2005

I'm staying away from hairy-assed chicks :shock:

I think we should all stay away from hairy-assed chicks...... Dont want to be fighting the Klingons do we?

4 Jan 2005

WAIDH?

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
WAIDH?

What Am I Doing Here?

4 Jan 2005

Quote by marky543
WAIDH?

What Am I Doing Here?
Oh yay!

4 Jan 2005

LOL- lengthy oral licking
ROFLMAO - Rather ordinary fuck lets make an omlette

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
WAIDH?

What Am I Doing Here?
Oh yay!
PAQWOAO
(probably a question we often ask ourselves)

5 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
YKWIM - Your Kitten Wants Indian Moccassins

I do wonder about you sometimes!! :shock: confused

:? :? :? :?
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Jan 2005

I like it, this thread has creased me up lol

:lol: :lol: ...
You can't beat a good T.L.A. (or lots of T.L.A.'s - whichever)!

5 Jan 2005

LOL!!! = I am a f*cking idiot
OMGZ!!!= I am still a f*cking idiot
ASL? = I forgot how to spell AOL
IMHO= My opinion is anything but humble and you will f*cking bow to it you wortless peice of sh*t
roflmao! = I'm extremly dyslexic please type more slowly
and the one that wont offend anyone...
BBW = big bouncy watermelons smile

5 Jan 2005

VWE - visible when erect
VWE+ - visible when erect (but only with magnification)
GSOH - got some ointment here
GSOH - gerbils slip out handily
STR8 - seriously tight rectum (8" or smaller, please)