missing screws from flat pack furniture :x :x
come out from thr supermarket to find a scratch on your car :x :x :x
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just a quick one three things that annoy you
Sexlightened
waking up in the morming
going to work
waking up in the morning
going to work
waking up in the morning
Sex God
1. Bad/inconsiderate/ignorant drivers
2. People who are chatting to you, that then dont listen to what your saying
3. being served whilst the shopkeeper either chats on phone or to girl on next checkout about whats shes going to wear clubbing that night :x :x
2. People who are chatting to you, that then dont listen to what your saying
3. being served whilst the shopkeeper either chats on phone or to girl on next checkout about whats shes going to wear clubbing that night
:x :x 
Sex God
press 1 for sales, press 2 for orders etc and when you finally get where you want to go, you get all lines are busy please try later.
the Inland revenue tax office
rain
Sarah
the Inland revenue tax office
rain
Sarah
Warming the Bed
people who dont let you turn right in a traffic jam
policeman who park outside my house and go off to work for there shift :x :x
policeman who park outside my house and go off to work for there shift :x :x
Quote by SurreyBloke
People who hog the middle lane on motorways
Un-civility
Biggest pet hate is..... People who use fog lights when it isn't foggy
... and also......... people who drive with parking lights on when its dark (we can't see you :doh: ), and.................... oooooh millions of other things
Signed,
A GRUMPY OLD MAN
:x :x :x :x 
Sex God
Peope who walk through a door held open for them without a word of thanks, and without holding the door themselves (when they do have a hand free).
Bus drivers who drive along pushing the buttons on their ticket machines instead of keeping their eyes on the road.
Mobile phone obsessives.
Mike.
Bus drivers who drive along pushing the buttons on their ticket machines instead of keeping their eyes on the road.
Mobile phone obsessives.
Mike.
Kids who run around in a restaurant (not their fault I know but dont the parents realise hot food on top of children's heads when the waitress trips over them is gona hurt!) :cry:
People who tell you they cant do something nasty then expect you to do it.
Tribalisum taken to extremes. :fuckinghell:
People who tell you they cant do something nasty then expect you to do it.
Tribalisum taken to extremes. :fuckinghell:
Sex God
Blister packs.....you know the things!!!!.....bought a disposable camera the other day that was blister packed....could I open the bLastards ? could I fLuck, now why do they think I bought it, that's right cos I needed to use it there and then!! tried tearing the thing apart, tried sinking my teeth into the thing.....nothing so thinking on my feet, I march back into Woolworth up to the household section with the intentention of buying some cheapo scissors to cut open my camera...find the scissors...yep you've guessd it the fLuckin scissors are blister packed ,,aarrrgghhh :x
Public toilet doors........now I have no objection to the cubicle door being hung any which way...I'm not that demanding, but the intial door that you enter the toilet block through and therefore need to exit through, now that gets me. I've done what I need to do , washed my hands and now I want to leave but I'm faced with the prospect of grasping a door handle that I just know has been grasped by 27 other blokes before me, who have managed to whizz over the last three fingers of their hand and havn't bothered to wash them...FFS either put a bloody right angle corridor into the toilet block and do away with the door, or at least hang the thing so I can push it open with me elbow!!!........I've had enough people stare at me thinking I'm some dodgy bloke that hangs around in toilets cos I can't get out until someone else opens the door.
car drivers that don't indicate........thats right and if your one of em then your a fLuckin numpty. there's a little stick right next to the steering wheel and if you use it it makes some little orange lights on the side of your car flash......guess what!....it tells the rest of us where you are going.... :shock: yep I know how cool is that......so try using the poxy things!!!!
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tried tearing the thing apart, tried sinking my teeth into the thing.....nothing so thinking on my feet, I march back into Woolworth up to the household section with the intentention of buying some cheapo scissors to cut open my camera...find the scissors...yep you've guessd it the fLuckin scissors are blister packed ,,aarrrgghhh :x Public toilet doors........now I have no objection to the cubicle door being hung any which way...I'm not that demanding, but the intial door that you enter the toilet block through and therefore need to exit through, now that gets me. I've done what I need to do , washed my hands and now I want to leave but I'm faced with the prospect of grasping a door handle that I just know has been grasped by 27 other blokes before me, who have managed to whizz over the last three fingers of their hand and havn't bothered to wash them...FFS either put a bloody right angle corridor into the toilet block and do away with the door, or at least hang the thing so I can push it open with me elbow!!!........I've had enough people stare at me thinking I'm some dodgy bloke that hangs around in toilets cos I can't get out until someone else opens the door.
car drivers that don't indicate........thats right and if your one of em then your a fLuckin numpty. there's a little stick right next to the steering wheel and if you use it it makes some little orange lights on the side of your car flash......guess what!....it tells the rest of us where you are going.... :shock: yep I know how cool is that......so try using the poxy things!!!!
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Casanova
The one thats getting me at the moment when you are telling your kids off and they say:
WHATEVER!!!!!!!
:x :x :x :x :x :x Its so infuriating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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car drivers that don't indicate........thats right and if your one of em then your a fLuckin numpty. there's a little stick right next to the steering wheel and if you use it it makes some little orange lights on the side of your car flash......guess what!....it tells the rest of us where you are going.... :shock: yep I know how cool is that......so try using the poxy things!!!!
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totally agree with this one it gets right up my nose when you're sat behind someone and you think they are going straight ahead and they turn bloody right....
:x :x I also hate fog lights on when it's not bloody foggy :x :x
and the all time most annoying is the "old fart in big car syndrome"...they have the biggest most high performing car on the road and yet drive it like "Miss Dasiy"... :x :x
Warming the Bed
drivers who drive right up your arse on the road
teenagers on their hairdryer sounding mopeds who think they are gods gift as they do 25mph hunched over the bike
teenagers on their hairdryer sounding mopeds who think they are gods gift as they do 25mph hunched over the bike
Sex God
1. Women who hang on to their shopping trolley no matter what. They form a queue of trollies at the deli counter even though their number to be served is at least 25 numbers away from the one being served!
FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN - I'M BEING SERVED AND WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE ARRAY OF COLD MEAT BEFORE I BUY IT!!! :x
2. People with no manners.
3. Women who drive small cars and cannot park them, even if the space could fit a double decker bus in it
Shame we're only limited to three annoying things. I could make a list as long as my arm
Tracy-Jayne
FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN - I'M BEING SERVED AND WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE ARRAY OF COLD MEAT BEFORE I BUY IT!!!
:x2. People with no manners.
3. Women who drive small cars and cannot park them, even if the space could fit a double decker bus in it
Shame we're only limited to three annoying things. I could make a list as long as my arm
Tracy-Jayne
1. The 40mph brigade - people who drive at 40 no matter what the speed limit is so hold you up in a sixty then promptly drive at 10mph above the speed limit in built up areas.
2. Lack of manners - the number of people who don't say please or thank you really annoys me!
3. People who only think about themselves/ a lack of altruism - whether its on the road, in the supermarket or anywhere else you see evidence of this everywhere, especially in what people say to one another!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
2. Lack of manners - the number of people who don't say please or thank you really annoys me!
3. People who only think about themselves/ a lack of altruism - whether its on the road, in the supermarket or anywhere else you see evidence of this everywhere, especially in what people say to one another!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
People - family, friends, whatever, who insist on talking to me while I'm already having a phone conversation with someone else. This also includes people who ring my landline and say my mobile was engaged. It was engaged 'cos I'm talking on it!!! :doh:
This one really, really pisses me right off - and it happens a lot. My ex used to do it and a woman from uni did it to me last year and I truly feckin hate it! Someone will ask me a question and I will give them what I know to be the correct answer, then they will immediately go and ask someone else. As if I can't be trusted to get it right :fuckinghell: :sparring: :kick:
If you think I'm too thick to know anything then don't ask me in the first feckin place! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :x
Rude people - people who don't say please or thankyou. You open a door for someone and they can't even say thanks. Old ladies push in front of you to get on the bus. Bus drivers can't say 'cheers' when you've said thanks, getting off the bus. Check out assistants that are too feckin miserable to add 'please' on the end of "That's seven forty six" or as previously mentioned, theyre too busy chatting to other staff or texting their mates to care. One good thing to come out of this is that occasionally they're so busy not doing their job properly, they give you change for a twenty when you only gave them a ten. :twisted:
I'm really angry now! I could rant for hours!
This one really, really pisses me right off - and it happens a lot. My ex used to do it and a woman from uni did it to me last year and I truly feckin hate it! Someone will ask me a question and I will give them what I know to be the correct answer, then they will immediately go and ask someone else. As if I can't be trusted to get it right :fuckinghell: :sparring: :kick:
If you think I'm too thick to know anything then don't ask me in the first feckin place! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :x Rude people - people who don't say please or thankyou. You open a door for someone and they can't even say thanks. Old ladies push in front of you to get on the bus. Bus drivers can't say 'cheers' when you've said thanks, getting off the bus. Check out assistants that are too feckin miserable to add 'please' on the end of "That's seven forty six" or as previously mentioned, theyre too busy chatting to other staff or texting their mates to care. One good thing to come out of this is that occasionally they're so busy not doing their job properly, they give you change for a twenty when you only gave them a ten. :twisted:
I'm really angry now! I could rant for hours!
1. People who have total disregard for others lives. Usually connected with either stupid drivers or drug addicts who dump syringes.
2. Ignorance / arrogance .... related to anything ignorance is not an excuse in the age of the internet (there is information about everything) and arrogance with regard to actions not affecting others (you can always make a difference).
3. People who stereotype. Especially people who assume all council tenants are dole scroungers or ne'erdowells
could go on but in a foul mood today and it isn't getting better so best stop there LOL
2. Ignorance / arrogance .... related to anything ignorance is not an excuse in the age of the internet (there is information about everything) and arrogance with regard to actions not affecting others (you can always make a difference).
3. People who stereotype. Especially people who assume all council tenants are dole scroungers or ne'erdowells
could go on but in a foul mood today and it isn't getting better so best stop there LOL
Quote by GenHertsCpl
3. being served whilst the shopkeeper either chats on phone or to girl on next checkout about whats shes going to wear clubbing that night
Funnily enough, I experienced this today. I was getting a few things at my local supermarket, was at the checkout and this spotty gimp decided he'd much rather finish texting his mate/girlfriend/pet hamster than ring my items through the till. :x
Sorry, but you're paid to serve the customers, not chat to your mates.
1: computing non-sequiters in films, such as showing Windows/DOS running on a Mac, or Jeff Goldblum's character in Independence Day being able to knock up a virus capable of disabling the shields of a complete alien fleet despite only having a few hours to look at how their computers work.
2: Chavs/townies/neds. Enough said, really...
3: People who question my technical knowledge when it comes to computers. (I'm thinking of my brother here, mainly) Excuse me, you asked me for help because you don't know what the fark you're doing. If my advice is not what you wanted to hear, go ask someone else and have them tell you the exact same thing I told you, or learn to fix it yourself!
