credit cards...........not the cards function, wonderfull things, couldn't do without them , no , the strip that I have to sign my name on. What plum decided that something that narrow was a workable space for a signature.....eh!!....now when I sign my name I want to flourish, not fanny around trying to get a reasonable likeness onto something so narrow.
French sticks.......again nothing wrong with the idea, all said and done a nice bit of crusty bread goes down a treat, no, it's the size of the things. Which one of you has ever got one of these things home in one piece?.....best guess none of you, not unless you've got a roof rack on your car. So why not make the fLuckers a more manageable size? it's not difficult ...half the size half the price and 'bob's yer uncle' a stick of bread that fits into the carrier bag which in turn goes nicely in the boot.....I love the stuff but trying to get something home that is bigger than some of the logs Canadian lumberjacks float down rivers, just aint on.
???.99p....yep that's the one what the fLuck is that all about, I ain't that stupid that I havn't worked out that equals two quid all bar a sniff, so stop pratting around and take a leaf from M&S and start marking things up to a round number, I don't want the bloody penny change, in fact do away with bloody copper full stop!
1)AOL
2)AOL Dial-Up
3)AOL "help" line
Can I have a 4)? Thanks.
4)AOL contract
people who dont appreciate a fab service like AOL!
lol
lol of course! they aol is almost as bad as NTHell
Ignorant Drivers ... don't indicate, in queues of traffic they wait across junctions, slow down to 5mph for a 30mph camera, no sign of thanks for your courtesy, lane hoggers, crap parking, etc.,
Bad Players that play crap cards at poker.
Traffic wardens paid a bonus for distributing the most tickets ... and the fact that they gave me a ticket whilst I went into a shop to get change for the meter. Literally, straight in and out ... to find a ticket.
Manchester United/Football
Motorists who park on the pavement because they're too lazy/stupid to park somewhere else legally
Going to work
1 I'll phone you.
2 there's a check in the post.
3 i wont cum in your mouth.
1. Cyclists who don't think the law applies to them on the roads.
2. Salespeople who do door-to-door or collar you in the street.
3. Being restricted to only having three things which annoy me. I could go on all day!
I am having a relaxing day... and am therefore not being anoyed by anything... unlike the vast majority of people this evening!!!!!!!! wot an angry bunch you are! ... there is at least one upside to having a hangover, I can't be arsed to be pissed off.
Incidentaly I think owning a wheelclamp would solve many of my anoyances... even if it did leave some people clamped to the middle of the road.