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Ok, I apologise for starting this then promptly falling asleep, but those of you that know me from here know that I have to get sleep when it threatens... or I lose it. But I digress...
My personal prefs:
Cut is more attractive when flaccid. When erect there should be no diff. after all.
Most British guys I have known (and, lets be honest, that's a lot) are not the cleanest of people. Say no more. Cut is obviously my pref there.
I agree that unneccessary surgery on the genitals is unwarranted, but as Reese said, it was done to baby boys in the US (and it appears in SA, too) just as routinely as removal of the umbilicus.
Till recent years, if you went under anaesthetic as a kiddie for whatever reason, they had your tonsills out.... to save time and bother in later years. We don't do that any more. It takes years for these things to change, but they do.
Oooh, another poll? Who has their tonsills? Would you consider shagging someone who still has/does not have theirs? lol I guess, in all honesty, it's the same question. in most circumstances.. it is irrellavent.
What's relavent is the rest of the man... not just his cock.
Uncut, and have been, strangely enough, for quite some time now.
Never felt that it was a disadvantage or a problem; never felt the need to have it done......
But as has been mentioned, cleanliness is vital if offence isn't to be caused by wiffy willy syndrome, so I'm used to getting the wire brush to mine at regular intervals. I reckon a damn good scrub once a month is about right - just enough time for the pain to subside before the next one's due.
That WAS a joke. Once a month is WAY too often.
Tony.
Cut - medical reasons when 7 - can still remember what THAT felt like :shock:
Never had any complaints - seems to work just fine cool
I reckon out of my circle of friends, about 50% are cut (so goes against the average I suppose) - and none are Jewish.
I think cut looks better - cant comment on what they feel like, cos, err, I aint felt either!
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For anyone interested in giviing it a try, the fine folks at have supplied these guidelines:

DISCLAIMER: Do not follow these instructions unless you are an idiot. The "Landover Baptist Church" is a parody and the above instructions on self-mutilation should be treated as such.
Roger... that made me wince.
Please post a disclaimer next to that. There are some eejits about.
Mmm I'll give the circumcision a miss . not for me thx
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For anyone interested in giviing it a try, the fine folks at Landover Baptist Church have supplied these guidelines:

FFS!!!
That really smarts. Has anyone got any kitchen towel?
PS. voted cut
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Roger... that made me wince.
Please post a disclaimer next to that. There are some eejits about.

Aye .... I saw that and removed the knife out of Morbius hands rolleyes
Cut and not had any complaints
Still got my forskin and happy to keep it that way!!
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totally uncut here, cant inagine loosing any...infact i should think adding on, and not removing should be the course of action :shock:

Ahem.... well I'm with you there Teppic. Could do with more in the ball department as well redface . A lady at a recent party said when handling the wedding tackle of a couple of other guys & me.... "They're small" surprisedops: :cry: wink
I am A Complete Prick biggrin
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Could do with more in the ball department

I am quite happy with just the two
Anyway its not the size of the sack, its how good you are in it wink
I must admit I've wondered on occasion whether being cut would solve a slight problem I have. My foreskin is rather tight, so if a lady is overly enthusiastic & tries to pull it back :shock: evil mad . However, it isn't a problem as long as people follow the INSTRUCTIONS :shock: rolleyes wink
oh yeah and i might add ive no idea why i was chopped , never asked, wouldnthave my kids done for one reason alone, being different can be hell when taking a shower at school. i was lucky, i was respected , i could look after myself but there was a lad that couldnt and he went through all sorts of jibes from other kids for years at school. heartless little oiks, as far as the meritis of one way or the other ive no idea, i can fuck all day and have been told im more than good by all the girls ive been with, but to be honest nowadays theres only one girl that matters and she seems happy enough, im sure it makes little difference in the ability stakes .
ive ofte wonderedwhere it went though, if anyonehas cme across my foreskin id like it back just for old times sake, it was last seen sunning itself on a beach in st tropez
staggy
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ive ofte wonderedwhere it went though, if anyonehas cme across my foreskin id like it back just for old times sake, it was last seen sunning itself on a beach in st tropez
staggy

I thought that was how they made hula-hoops
Jaffa-cakes are made from the collective ear-wax of the Mcvities family
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ive ofte wonderedwhere it went though, if anyonehas cme across my foreskin id like it back just for old times sake, it was last seen sunning itself on a beach in st tropez
staggy

I thought that was how they made hula-hoops
Jaffa-cakes are made from the collective ear-wax of the Mcvities family
I always liked you Willy. Till now.
lol
Just love that smashing orangy bit :shock:
but smell it first
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Just love that smashing orangy bit :shock:
but smell it first

Never been keen on em. Now I know why.
When I was younger I was told that all the left-over foreskins were used to make ravioli!
It's a wonder I grew up as well-adjusted as I did! rolleyes
Im cut but have no idea as to why it was done.I was a baby at the time and i assume it was because it was tight (usual reason so im told)
Uncut...................
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Sorry for the minor hijack - it's getting to be a bit of a habit of mine.
Can I just ask why the men were cut in the first place? My experience is only with someone who had it done as a young child for health reasons so I'm curious to know why adults go for it, especially given the leg-crossing pain factor. Guys, I feel for you!
Now that came out wrong didn't it ..?
Oh bugger .. that too! I'm going, I'm going ....l

That was the reason mine was done.
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half and half - which is rare and special I think wink

i would have to go along with that one m8, and for all these years i thought i was special (or a freak) now i dont feel quite so alone redface
This is my first post on this site, so hello to all you guys and girls out there. I was cut about 8 yrs old for health reasons and i can't really remember it any other way. I don't suppose it makes much difference at the end of day though. biggrin
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When I was younger I was told that all the left-over foreskins were used to make ravioli!
It's a wonder I grew up as well-adjusted as I did! rolleyes

I've heard making a purse from it is a rather good idea. The more you rub it the more the purse will grow wink
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I've heard making a purse from it is a rather good idea. The more you rub it the more the purse will grow wink

Use enough of them and you have a handbag that converts to a suitcase...ideal for those weekends away!
rolleyes
i'm not cut but i'm pierced.
so there for a little is missing, so which one should i tick??
may i suggest, that , and this should mae you feel good, you have a little bit added
lol
staggy
oh what a loveley subject this is, it brings back my earliest childhood memory, after being done i was sent home bandaged up and my mother was told to leave the bandage for a week or so then bathe me so the bandage would come free and remove it, hope you are all enjoying your dinner, that was the worst pain i have everexperienced and will never forget, i ended up back at the hospital after screaming for what seemed hours to have the bandage removed, without doubt my earliest memory.
staggy