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30 Nov 2005

Quote by devondelight
I've got six months to live...... start the queue here for a sympathy shag :lol: :lol:

pmsl .. now thats a good un Pheonix my man but don't you just burst into flames and then rise from the ashes or something. So no need to worry about your deathclock :thrilled:
DD
That's it, every six months reincarnated and can beg for mercy shags again cool

30 Nov 2005

well thats november 2048 buggered up
dunno

30 Nov 2005

I did one hundred clicks on the death calc and it's going to be a November.... the machine has spoken. lol

I then changed my mood to optimistic and apparently I'll die on Tuesday, March 5, 2075 or even....... Monday, February 23, 2082 at the grand old age of 101!
So if you're pesimistic you'll die in winter in about 30 years and optimistic in spring in about 70 years. :shock: Not much of a difference there!
If I live to 2075 I'll be 99! Now that's what I call optimistic! :lol:
Sarge......... reading??? Isn't he a Man u fan??? :P flipa

I don't know whats more scary, the death clock or Sarge reading! :lol: bolt

Gem. x - coming soon to a haunted house near you! :lol:

30 Nov 2005

It seems I'm too thin to live with my BMI of 20!!!
Thing is, I'm one of the healthiest people I know!
I've only got 54 years left, bloody hell, how am I gonna fit it all in....

30 Nov 2005

u look great 2 me mollie

30 Nov 2005

JANUARY 10th 2053
I'll be 92 :shock:
Wonder if I'll still be shagging and biking.....................and will I WANT to live anyway if I'm not biggrin

30 Nov 2005

October 15th 2064, I'll be 86, thats assuming I can remain optimistic! lol

30 Nov 2005

Thanks Rich,
You are making me feel hugely optimistic. Please keep it up. I might live forever.
Love
Mollie xxxx

30 Nov 2005

Hmmm. Thursday, July 2nd, 2048. Hope no one's planning anything special for my 84th birthday, which would've been just four days after that.

Quote by makingcocoa
Fuck that, I'm just short and curvy.

Mmmmmmmmmmm. Short and curvy. May I? :smitten:

30 Nov 2005

21st September 2050
Which is a bit crap cos its the day before my 77th birthday and i bet thats when someone finally buys me that Evel Kneival stunt bike i always wanted!!!

30 Nov 2005

I changed my BMI three times to eventually under 25 and still only ended up with an extra 2 years- works out me being 74 sad

Maybe I should take up smoking again :(

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Reese
Hmmm. Thursday, July 2nd, 2048. Hope no one's planning anything special for my 84th birthday, which would've been just four days after that.
Fuck that, I'm just short and curvy.

Mmmmmmmmmmm. Short and curvy. May I? :smitten:
You'd better passionkiss

- and before your 84th birthday, apparently! :D

30 Nov 2005

Another 50 years ....!!
Now that's cleared up, time to take up a dangerous sport - like nude angle grinding !!

30 Nov 2005

Well according to this I died 9 years ago .... August 24 1996 confused

But if I lose weight and stop smoking I'll get to 2027..............
But if I lose weight, stop smoking, and sing "always look on the bright side of life" ....... I get to 2048........ :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
M

30 Nov 2005

6th May 2047
No need for me to panic yet....pleanty of time to organise the funeral!!!
Wish i had not done it now. sad

30 Nov 2005

Its January 10th, 2042 for me.
Ah well, at least I would have enjoyed my Christmas and New Year, before I pop my clogs lol

Maybe we could organise Death Date socials, be good to go with a smile on my face biggrin

30 Nov 2005

ok another 28 fukcing years to go lolol
Sounds right as both my parents were 79 when they died .. I am due to go a year earlier at 78 but who's counting ... enough for me as I don't want to be old and feeble.
Although I will miss my dinner date arranged a few years ago for mount Everest ... strawberries and champagne with my BT mate. He reckons I will still be going at 100.
DD rolleyes

30 Nov 2005

the secret is to be optimistic, changing from optimist to pessimist knocked about 20 years off my life, don't know if I shoud pessimistic about that or not!

30 Nov 2005

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Tuesday, July 16, 2047
that will make me 76, can't moan to much really i suppose

well I ain't due to check out till August 2055, so never mind the death clock can I have a 'happy clock' counting down the seconds untill I get 97 glorious fun filled naughtynympho free months of life ? ? ?

30 Nov 2005

Tuesday, January 29, 2064
Good Lord surprised

...... any one fancy helping :shock: with my collostomy bag

30 Nov 2005

Saturday, May 17, 2059
Hope I get a Zimmer with go faster stripes biggrin

30 Nov 2005

Quote by makingcocoa
Hmmm. Thursday, July 2nd, 2048. Hope no one's planning anything special for my 84th birthday, which would've been just four days after that.
Fuck that, I'm just short and curvy.

Mmmmmmmmmmm. Short and curvy. May I? :smitten:
You'd better passionkiss

- and before your 84th birthday, apparently! :D
Double mmmmmmmmmmm! In that case, how many times can you fit me in between now and then?! :twisted:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23
Tuesday, January 29, 2064
Good Lord ...... any one fancy helping :shock: with my collostomy bag

Only if you need it for more than the last 9 years of your life. Anything I can give you a hand with in the meantime? :grin:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Tuesday, January 29, 2064
Good Lord ...... any one fancy helping :shock: with my collostomy bag

Only if you need it for more than the last 9 years of your life. Anything I can give you a hand with in the meantime? :grin:
easy now.....this test never took into account young nurses flirting with the person in question......You'll have me in trouble confused

:P :twisted: smackbottom

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Reese
Hmmm. Thursday, July 2nd, 2048. Hope no one's planning anything special for my 84th birthday, which would've been just four days after that.
Fuck that, I'm just short and curvy.

Mmmmmmmmmmm. Short and curvy. May I? :smitten:
You'd better passionkiss

- and before your 84th birthday, apparently! :D
Double mmmmmmmmmmm! In that case, how many times can you fit me in between now and then?! :twisted:
I think that sounds like a worthy subject for experiment.... :D

30 Nov 2005

Errrm Apparently I die Sunday 23/10/2072 that makes me a ripe old age of 86! Not to bad really! I can live with that (pardon the pun...lol

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23
Tuesday, January 29, 2064
Good Lord ...... any one fancy helping :shock: with my collostomy bag

Only if you need it for more than the last 9 years of your life. Anything I can give you a hand with in the meantime? :grin:
easy now.....this test never took into account young nurses flirting with the person in question......You'll have me in trouble confused

:P :twisted: smackbottom

Is that a no? :cry: :cry:
Keep up with the spanks though :twisted: :twisted:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Tuesday, January 29, 2064
Good Lord ...... any one fancy helping :shock: with my collostomy bag

Only if you need it for more than the last 9 years of your life. Anything I can give you a hand with in the meantime? :grin:
easy now.....this test never took into account young nurses flirting with the person in question......You'll have me in trouble confused

:P :twisted:

Is that a no? :cry: :cry:
Keep up with the spanks though :twisted: :twisted:
I like to think I was brought up to be a gentleman..................Never refuse biggrin

:smackbottom: :P

1 Dec 2005

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