sorry the owner isnt here right now they have had family tragedy ...thier face drop and say oh sorry and leave fast! :twisted:
A friend of mine has a pentogram on her dawing room wall, along with goblets, daggers, etc. She has been known to let the god botherers in to try and "save her"! I only wish I was there at the time, just to observe like! :twisted:
All good so far. Taking notes here!
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The god botherers seem most upset when you say 'If i want a fantasy story i'll watch a film' :twisted:
Anyone trying to sell me double glazing, new roof, new drive, landscaping etc are told thats my job and i've just moved in, so not had time to do it yet.
The utility swappers are most fun to play with, when they ask who your gas/electricity is with, say 'the wife/husband always sorted that' when they ask where they, you just stare back at them with a slightly crazy look and say 'still under the patio i hope' then stand back and enjoy the nervous look on their face :haha:
why is it , god squad, energy agents, double glazing call at meal times, when im washing up, or ironing, i go to door pissed off before they start, we have double glazing are the blind, god squad i tend to be more off with, had a bit of advice on that when we first moved in from an old girl who lived next door tell em ur catholic, (sorry to those who are but it works lol ), and as for energy i say im wasting it, talking to u , my iron is on lol , i really dont like cold callers at the door or on phone, does my head in, and thats my 2 penith lol
anyone wanting to do improvements tell them your house is under a reposession order or a compulsory purchase by the council, works for me
god botherers i politely say i am not interested but will take a piece of your literature then put it in the recycling
Please come in and join us, we are celebrating a black mass
hand them a copy of 'the god delusion' by richard dawkins
Sh*t.
Saw the thread "Knockers" and that DG had posted.
Imagine my disappointment when I got inside and found out what it was really about...
Premature? I'm always on time. It's the woman who's always late.
The Energy company ones are getting increasingly annoying. They start off first by assuring you they aren't selling anything, then they explain they are "just checking to see you got your £100 saving on your gas & electric". You say "yes" and the ask who you are with and then the hard sell starts.
You tell them you sort it online, you get "This offer isn't available online".
You insist you don't want to join up and they leave with a shrug and the exact words I had "So, you don't want to save £100 on your gas & electric then?" then with added sarcasm "Well good luck finding it cheaper then." before he turned on his heel and went.
I just politely pointed out if he wished to knock on my door to sell me stuff, I'll politely decline. The minute he gets sarcastic, I'll sh*t on his head.
I will refrain of course from saying which company it was. But it was a very large British Gas company.
May I suggest a hockey mask and a chain saw in hand---works for me.
Telephone preference service and the mailing one are both worth a try and work OK. Used em for a fair while.
) so feel no guilt in saying it. 
