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I'm like that bloke in the vicar of dibley (well i dont looke like him,.....and I'm not a bloke)...
No, no, no, no, no............yes!
MrsFC
Sex God
number 12 is me !!!! redface surprisedops:
tds
Sexpert
Quote by Alexandra
I'm like that bloke in the vicar of dibley (well i dont looke like him,.....and I'm not a bloke)...
No, no, no, no, no............yes!

i would be very worried if you looked like him...that wig would be hiding a lot!
dillon1002
Warming the Bed
When you wake up and go to the loo and take a leek in the wardrobe. :doh:
DreamerHelen
Sex God
When you're on the loo and you alternate ends (ie: between p***ing and throwing up)...LoL
scrumcioussue
Warming the Bed
redface When you wake up open the dresser drawer and sit eyes still closed and empty yer bladder :shock:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
... when you wake up and think "Who the hell is that? Oh Christ, I didn't did I?"
Kinky_Lizard
Sex God
A very very drunk DreamerHelen

Still singing "Y-M-C-A"
Kinky Lizard
warwick
Sex God
When you wake up and think who the hell is that. And then realise youre looking in the bathroom mirror
JQL
Orgasminator
Quote by warwick
When you wake up and think who the hell is that. And then realise youre looking in the bathroom mirror

Now that is scarey
Fun365
Orgasminator
Quote by scrumcioussue
redface When you wake up open the dresser drawer and sit eyes still closed and empty yer bladder :shock:

Bloody hell Scrum... That is not good at all!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul
Unknown User
Quote by harry0
You know your drunk when:
You start chatting up someone you wouldn't be seen dead with, when your sober. redface rolleyes lol
Harry0
Been there, done that. Much to my chagrin, later

Hhhmmm...... Remembers sitting talking to Harry0 at the Mids Munch for quite a while.... :lol:
Mine would have to be..... When I start flashing my tits at everyone...... Which quickly progresses to taking my knickers off and nearly stuffing them in someones pocket by mistake instead of my handbag..... surprisedops:
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Quote by shireen-steve
Mine would have to be..... When I start flashing my tits at everyone...... Which quickly progresses to taking my knickers off and nearly stuffing them in someones pocket by mistake instead of my handbag..... redface

And she's not joking either!! sillyhwoar: Nice tits!
Steve
Unknown User
Quote by steveg_nw
Mine would have to be..... When I start flashing my tits at everyone...... Which quickly progresses to taking my knickers off and nearly stuffing them in someones pocket by mistake instead of my handbag..... redface

And she's not joking either!! sillyhwoar: Nice tits!
Steve
surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
DJohn
Sex God
How did I miss that? I'm sure I was there. I don't remember seeing any flashing. Though Sappho, bless her, had a good try near the end wink
Angel_Chat
Sex God
You know you definitely had enough to drink the night before when you go to an interview and think all's going well, then as you walk out, the (male) interviewer says, "btw, nice arse luv, I was in the Queens last night" and you get a flashback vision of yourself dancing on the bar the previous night and revealing your thong to the other customers redface surprisedops: :oops:
(My friend with the hangover didnt get the job)
:angel:
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Quote by shireen-steve
Mine would have to be..... When I start flashing my tits at everyone...... Which quickly progresses to taking my knickers off and nearly stuffing them in someones pocket by mistake instead of my handbag..... redface

And she's not joking either!! sillyhwoar: Nice tits!
Steve
surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Awwww Shireen passionkiss . Don't get all shy and reseved on us now. There's 70+ people that have already put their names down for the NW munch and they're all really looking forward to meeting you. :phwoar:
Steve biggrin
harry0
Orgasminator
Quote by shireen-steve
You know your drunk when:
You start chatting up someone you wouldn't be seen dead with, when your sober. redface rolleyes lol
Harry0
Been there, done that. Much to my chagrin, later

Hhhmmm...... Remembers sitting talking to Harry0 at the Mids Munch for quite a while.... :lol:
Mine would have to be..... When I start flashing my tits at everyone...... Which quickly progresses to taking my knickers off and nearly stuffing them in someones pocket by mistake instead of my handbag..... surprisedops:
When I was sitting beside you at the Midlands Munch you got straight to the point. It wasn't the bra that came off Shireen, it was your green knickers. By the way I was sober, at the time, and having a conversation with you, not chatting you up. But next time......... :lol:
Harry0
SiGo1
Sexpert
I tend to start beginning sentences with "You know the trouble with ....."
All this flashing will burn my retinas'-I will need to avert my eyes :eeek:
Unknown User
Quote by steveg_nw
Awwww Shireen passionkiss . Don't get all shy and reseved on us now. There's 70+ people that have already put their names down for the NW munch and they're all really looking forward to meeting you. sillyhwoar:
Steve biggrin

Groans "Oh god what have I started!!"
Oh and Harry0 hun...... they were lilac...... lol
harry0
Orgasminator
Quote by shireen-steve

Awwww Shireen passionkiss . Don't get all shy and reseved on us now. There's 70+ people that have already put their names down for the NW munch and they're all really looking forward to meeting you. sillyhwoar:
Steve biggrin

Groans "Oh god what have I started!!"
Oh and Harry0 hun...... they were lilac...... lol
Aaaaagggghhhh Shireen, I'm going colour blind, unless of course it was the room lighting.
Harry0