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Lads - are you a shower or a grower...?

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13 Oct 2004

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Shower or grower?

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13 Oct 2004

I should think most of you know what I mean, but if not...
Shower:
Looks big limp...doesn't get that much bigger.
Grower:
Limp - tiny
Hard - like a monkey's arm holding an orange...

13 Oct 2004

Add another option: Depends on the weather. Shower in hot weather, grower in cold lol

13 Oct 2004

I think I have a "mission addaptive Cock"... the more it thinks its gonna get shown the more it grows....
TBH tho it kind of fluctuates between "where is it?" and "There it is!" with no real explanation.
Still its always armed and ready when I need it, and thats what counts

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Roberto
Add another option: Depends on the weather. Shower in hot weather, grower in cold

Exactly! In fact, I've sometimes wondered if I could draw a graduated scale on my inner thigh with the names of the months and use that as a calendar (he says, as we rapidly approach the "growing" season)! :lol:
~Reese! surprised

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Roberto
Add another option: Depends on the weather. Shower in hot weather, grower in cold

think this applies to us all
and look out here comes the winter so a grower i hope

13 Oct 2004

I think you guys are right. I shall have to do a chart.
I shall start right now by measuring it in it's flaccid state...
Aha! 4.5".
Now for the "hard" bit... any nice young ladies want to do the honours?
I should be so lucky.

13 Oct 2004

how about an acorn nestling between two walnuts? i'd have to draw the scale on my scrotum let alone me bloody leg!
neil x x x ;)

13 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
how about an acorn nestling between two walnuts? i'd have to draw the scale on my scrotum let alone me bloody leg!
neil x x x ;)

now let me understand this right......your scrotum has got scales on it?........pheeeew.

13 Oct 2004

I both grow AND show:
Mine's about 28.5 inches long, 13 inches around...
and has beautifully even green stripes...
It won Best of Show in the marrow section too
I'm sorry, is this thread not about horticulture...?! rolleyes

13 Oct 2004

In our own different ways, I think that's the point Neil and I have both been trying to make too!

13 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
In our own different ways, I think that's the point Neil and I have both been trying to make too!

erm . . . gryphon not sure on that one mate. you might have been but i just wanted to know if anyone ever had sex? dunno

neil x x x ;)