Quote by redstilletto
bend over this will only hurt a but
I am bending! ......hurry!! hurry!!!....... now! come on come on!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: what u wating for! ooooooooooooo sos forgot to take me Knickers off
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ladys got a embarrising prob shhhh dont let the men no!
Sex God
Quote by debbiewebs
sos forgot to take me Knickers off
at least its not your tights... that WOULD have made ur toes curl! lol
Warming the Bed
Quote by debbiewebs
Sorry... somebody woke me up cos of the shouting.. what have I missed? :sleeping:
Piles... Not good ... I've got loads in my garden at the moment.....
now who woke you up!! its that redstilleto isent it come on tell me!
Aye.. it was when she was removing the handcuffs that did it
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
here is the secret, it is also used to tighten up the facial skin and dramatically reduces the bags under the eyes and reduces the so called laughter lines. It absorbs quickly and is is unfortunately short lived but it works fine on a night out if you have had a tiring day and need to look your absolute best.
JudyTV
Dearest Judy,
Please tell me this isnt a wind up!!
If it isn't then I can see the sales rocketing!! Also, I can imagine the scenario in the powder room! Another jem of a gel or cream is Witch Hazel. I use it on my face alot although some people can be allergic to it. Incidently for anyone listening, Anusol is great for healing tattoos.Silky xxx
Sex God
Another tip hun use ky when you need to adress your toilet needs till the blighters have gone...it does help honest
Vicky xxx
Vicky xxx
Quote by davej
No need for any embarrasment debbiewebs its something that will happen, has happened, or is happening, to a significant number of us, myself included.
I am damn glad that you are shouting, cos after reading the advice from Judy, I immediately went upstairs to get my Anusol and after inserting one suppository in each ear to get the wrinkles in my face tightened up, I am struggling to hear.
CAN U HEAR ME NOW!!!!
Quote by debbiewebs
Shhhh i need your advice!
I have piles!!!!! ooooooooooooo nooooooooooooo
Heres to u!!!!!!............... a very embarrassed debbiexxxxx :color: :color: :color: :color:
Piles - no where near as embarressing as my problem. Happened to me when I was in Tesco this morning. When I got to the check out I was mortified - especially as the cashier shouted it out across the whole shop - not sure if I'll ever beable to shop there again.
Yes - I bought The Very Best of Dire Straits
ops: :oops: Warming the Bed
Oh dear Celticq.... just another serect that you have............... (you can tell me more if you like... come, lie down, just let it all out or them) ........ 
oh debbiewebs you poor thing, you have to get yourself one of those rubber ring things for swimming but in your case for sitting 
YA but daisy saisy! I might burst it ops: :oops
Its that bloody false nail that got lost up me bum when i put one of those suppositories in ! :color: :color: :color:
I must get me Quots sorted :?
YA but daisy saisy! I might burst it
ops: :oopsIts that bloody false nail that got lost up me bum when i put one of those suppositories in ! :color: :color: :color:
I must get me Quots sorted :?
