ladys got a embarrising prob shhhh dont let the men no!

23 Jun 2004

Shhhh i need your advice!
come on over here>>>>>>>> shhhhhhhhh dont wake up the men!>>>>>>>>>> hurry come on have a big problem!>>>>>>>>>thats it nearly there shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>here we go into the the corner>>>>>>....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i have piles WHAT!!!!!!........u cannot see what i put o shit!...... ok alittle bit louder I have piles!!!!! ooooooooooooo nooooooooooooothe men have seen it now! well thats me camming done for this week Shit! redface

Heres to u!!!!!!............... a very embarrassed debbiexxxxx :color: :color: :color: :color:

23 Jun 2004

Hi there debbie.
I know I'm a man and shouldn't have been listening but I'm just nosy. redface

ops:
I had a problem with piles a few years ago, there are various creams you can get which work fairly well but if you have a larger painfull one the best bet is to go see your doctor.
All the doctor does is cut open the pile under a local anesthetic. (Which is I think a tiny swolen blood vessel) The whole thing takes about 10 minutes and is completely healed within a few days.
Good luck and hope they heal soon.
Roger.

23 Jun 2004

thank you for makeing me spit coffee all over my keyboard ..... lol

get down the chemist and eat more fibre you nutter :twisted:

23 Jun 2004

You have my deepest sympathy :cry:
Get the doc to sort it asap no point in living in agony :cry:
(gladly now cured)

23 Jun 2004

Quote by redstilletto
thank you for makeing me spit coffee all over my keyboard .....
get down the chemist and eat more fibre you nutter :twisted:

Woooops sorry redstilletto!...take me camming with u is out then! sad

:( :( :(
FIBRE!!!!!!! errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr spit spit now what u made me do! got to go a cleen me Key bourd now :doh:
love to u allways redstilletto!
debbiexx :rose:

23 Jun 2004

AND.......................... REDSTILLETO...........................LOOK what u have done by spitting your coffie out!!! uuuuuuuuuuuuu woke up the men :doh:
Told u to be quit!!

23 Jun 2004

Quote by rogerthedragon
Hi there debbie.
I know I'm a man and shouldn't have been listening but I'm just nosy. ops:

U SEE!

23 Jun 2004

You have my deepest sympathy :cry

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AND AGAN

23 Jun 2004

Piles of what???? dunno

23 Jun 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Piles of what????

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23 Jun 2004

Sorry... somebody woke me up cos of the shouting.. what have I missed? :sleeping:
Piles... Not good ... I've got loads in my garden at the moment.....

23 Jun 2004

Quote by jestertoon
Sorry... somebody woke me up cos of the shouting.. what have I missed? :sleeping:
Piles... Not good ... I've got loads in my garden at the moment.....

now who woke you up!! its that redstilleto isent it come on tell me!

23 Jun 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Piles...???
surprised

uch:
You won't be up for a buggering then? lol

Joking aside, I had them when I was pregnant and they are not nice. But do ask your chemist... he may even offer to apply the cream for you!
Hxx

23 Jun 2004

what's all the bloody racket, can't a man get any sleep round here FFS!
Oh! ouch! erm........reliably informed ( cos i obviously have no personal experience in these matters whatsoever! redface

) that a good handful of salt in a nightly bath will shrink and sooth the little bleeders.
rite i'm off back to sleep now, so can we keep it down a bit???? ;-)
neil x x x x x x

23 Jun 2004

Quote by Heather
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Piles...???
uch:
You won't be up for a buggering then?
I NO!!!! :upset:
Getting the cream! but i have used it before and every one nos u have it on as it smells so much poo wee how :color: :color:
now i am getting myself in to a do dar! cannot do me QUOTES properly now
Thanks to u!
love debbiexx :rose:

23 Jun 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
what's all the bloody racket, can't a man get any sleep round here FFS!
Oh! ouch! erm........reliably informed ( cos i obviously have no personal experience in these matters whatsoever! ) that a good handful of salt in a nightly bath will shrink and sooth the little bleeders.
rite i'm off back to sleep now, so can we keep it down a bit???? ;-)
neil x x x x x x

WAKE UP U LAZY SOD U HE HE !!!

23 Jun 2004

debbie FFS i ain't gonna get to sleep now am i??
i woke up this morning a mere "slave to my art" then i get involved in a discussion of piles FFS and now i've apparently got chair sores!!!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< HeHeHe Woo Hoo!!!!!! ;-)
neil x x x x x x x

23 Jun 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

23 Jun 2004

WOW JUDY THANKS
I am going this after noon to get a whole van load for me face! biggrin

How about me tits?? can i used it on tham????????
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr whilst i think about it what aboutme whole body???
Love to u Judy
debbie kiss

23 Jun 2004

I'm a nurse and Judy is absolutely right. Anusol cream is the treatment of choice and easyto apply to.
I guess there's no chance of asking you to sit on my lap then.

23 Jun 2004

Poor thing,but this definately seems to be the place to come for advice.
Think your a bit brave though shouting it out(lol)
Clare,xxx
wink

23 Jun 2004

Quote by machoman12
I'm a nurse and Judy is absolutely right. Anusol cream is the treatment of choice and easyto apply to.
I guess there's no chance of asking you to sit on my lap then.

NO

ops:

23 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Poor thing,but this definately seems to be the place to come for advice.
Think your a bit brave though shouting it out(lol)
Clare,xxx

I did try to whisper but redsilleto woke all the men up mad

:x :x :x :x

23 Jun 2004

No need for any embarrasment debbiewebs its something that will happen, has happened, or is happening, to a significant number of us, myself included.
I am damn glad that you are shouting, cos after reading the advice from Judy, I immediately went upstairs to get my Anusol and after inserting one suppository in each ear to get the wrinkles in my face tightened up, I am struggling to hear.

23 Jun 2004

have just been admonished in pm for not replying to this post.. sorry debs! sad

lol
so here i am.. and my advice is...............
.......ask someone else.. i have no bloody idea.. have not had them (yet)! :twisted:
i reckon though.. if they stick out too much.. a good bit of anal sex might push them back in! :twisted:

23 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
have just been admonished in pm for not replying to this post.. sorry debs! lol
so here i am.. and my advice is...............
.......ask someone else.. i have no bloody idea.. have not had them (yet)! :twisted:
i reckon though.. if they stick out too much.. a good bit of anal sex might push them back in! :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But no one will want to stick there cocker spennel u my arse now :( :(

23 Jun 2004

i agree anal sex is a brill way of banishing the little tikes :shock:
:twisted: if the men wont oblige debs i have a strap on somewere

23 Jun 2004

Debbie

But no one will want to stick there cocker spennel u my arse now

It is not very often that I'm left speechless blink

23 Jun 2004

Quote by redstilletto
i agree anal sex is a brill way of banishing the little tikes :shock:
:twisted: if the men wont oblige debs i have a strap on somewere

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

23 Jun 2004

bend over this will only hurt a but wink