Large Vagina....would you chuck her??

12 Feb 2005

why not just shag the butt hole she would probably get more enjoyment from that and lol

12 Feb 2005

Quote by Bertie
why not just shag the butt hole she would probably get more enjoyment from that and

Go get yerself a boy, hun.

12 Feb 2005

I only once came across a "Wizards Sleeve", she was very young, (so was I), and I enjoyed the difference. In fact I guess I'd say, Vive la difference". (Same language as touchÃ© BTW).
If all this looks a bit out of date let me say I skipped two pages due to my short attention span, matched only by my short...well you know.
NB. Came across, may be read figuratively or descriptively.

12 Feb 2005

the whole of my post didnt print vix the last part starting and massage her clit so she gets a double thrill. I must admit mens arses are not that appealing to me,but a woman on the other hand.
x Bertie wink

12 Feb 2005

I've been told fisting would be rather uncomfortable for me unless I worked up to it very slowly! Of course there are other advantages of having a pelvic floor, such as not wetting myself in public!

12 Feb 2005

Everything is relative man !

12 Feb 2005

owwwwwwwwwww ya fucker! Brings back painful memories! :shock:

12 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Everything is relative man

Yodel-ay-eh-oooo
Dont stand to close to the sides now..

12 Feb 2005

'scuse me mrs, can I have my ball back please lol

12 Feb 2005

WOW ! Silk n Big G..... i've never seen owt like it before......
How can the top hand lose an inch off the middle two fingers without losing anything off the outer two. Amazing... maybe they fell off into that crator !!

12 Feb 2005

Aww FFS go and look at some porn!!

13 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Everything is relative man !

Hello, is anybody in there !

13 Feb 2005

Quote by westerross
Everybody knows that the largest sexual organ is the brain. If ya can't get past the size of his prick or the size of her vagina then you ain't got a brain in my book.

The brain only interpretes the signals being sent from the private parts. If there aren't enough sensations to process, then no enjoyment. Doesnt matter how big your brain is.

13 Feb 2005

MQ, getting a fist in is so horny but it does take a lot of time and buckets of lube.
Fancy trying it??? :twisted:
G x

13 Feb 2005

I've just walked past Mrs TE ripping the giblets out of the chicken before stuffing it. Can't think why but I just thought of this thread.
lol

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Quote by veejay
The brain only interpretes the signals being sent from the private parts. If there aren't enough sensations to process, then no enjoyment. Doesnt matter how big your brain is.

Excuse me but my brain regularly sends signals to my private parts :!: