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*****LEAVE APPLICATION FORM*****
Name: Dan
Total Amount of Posts: 258 and counting
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Reason for Leave: Attending a mate's thirtieth birthday party and catching up with many people I haven't seen for years.
Location of Leave: Bristol, and possibly Cardiff on Sunday.
From (Last Posting Day): Friday 16th September
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties): Monday 19th September
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature Dan
Date Thursday 15th September
This should be fun, apparently there's going to be a big bunch of live roleplayers and dodgy rockers/goths/punks/hippies who I haven't seen since I got chucked out of uni seven years ago. I'm still looking for something to do/somewhere to stay on Sunday, but I'm sure I'll find something/someone to occupy my time. :twisted:
APPROVED!!
Have a beer for me!! :thumbup:
??? at the risk of sounding rather stupid, have i missed some form of etiquette by not letting everyone know that i was buggering off for a week??
Btw, have fun mate!!!
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??? at the risk of sounding rather stupid, have i missed some form of etiquette by not letting everyone know that i was buggering off for a week??
Btw, have fun mate!!!

Thanks, it should be a good laugh.
I don't think a leave application is strictly required (though Sarge may wish to disagree with that statement), but it does let people know you haven't stepped under a bus, gone off in a huff never to return, etc, etc.