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Levels of pain

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There are many levels of pain ranging from someone sitting on your grape to burning down your house, or someone inflating your ocelot to eating your prittstick. Yes i'm in a strange mood but can anyone suggest anything creative, make them interesting wink
Suggest what? dunno
I don't actually understand the question. redface
Quote by Kiss
Suggest what? dunno
I don't actually understand the question. redface

that makes 2 of us :dunno:
I think Drew is asking for witty or unusual ways of describing pain....physical or otherwise....
Eg.....after a very hot curry, you may experience a "ring of fire" lol
or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol
Quote by Darkfire
or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol

:shock:
That may be reading too far into it....:lol:
You broke my nan
You sunk my cruton
You tripped on my otter
come on peopleeeee
Quote by Drewxcore
You sunk my cruton

Well, you sunk my Battle Ship! :giggle:
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or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol

:shock:
That may be reading too far into it....:lol:
soz luv, its just the way my head is wired dunno
:twisted:
Quote by Dlep
You sunk my cruton

Well, you sunk my Battle Ship! :giggle:
just imagine if it had been full of crutons, it wouldve been a massacre!
Quote by Drewxcore
You broke my nan
You sunk my cruton
You tripped on my otter
come on peopleeeee

What does "you broke my nan" mean dunno
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
You broke my nan
You sunk my cruton
You tripped on my otter
come on peopleeeee

What does "you broke my nan" mean dunno
Louise xx
it doesnt mean anything.....you asked that and werent curious about tripping on an otter?
Quote by Drewxcore
You sunk my cruton

Well, you sunk my Battle Ship! :giggle:
just imagine if it had been full of crutons, it wouldve been a massacre!Or rather soggy....! :shock:
Urgh! Soggy Crutons! :giggle:
Ahhh I see!
You ploughed my petticoat.
Is that one?
Quote by Drewxcore
You broke my nan
You sunk my cruton
You tripped on my otter
come on peopleeeee

What does "you broke my nan" mean dunno
Louise xx
it doesnt mean anything.....you asked that and werent curious about tripping on an otter?
well yeah that aswell but I was just trying to imagine how you brake a nan :shock:
Louise xx
Quote by Darkfire
or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol

:shock:
That may be reading too far into it....:lol:
soz luv, its just the way my head is wired dunno
:twisted:
Nowt wrong with ya head (or owt else....redface )wink
Just the possibilities of erm.....execution! :shock:
:lol:
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or, unusual ways of inflicting it :twisted:
lol

Come here and I shall propagate your mango mountain!
:twisted:
do you have one of those medieval torture pear chairs? I've always wanted a go on one of those :bounce: :bounce:
How many painkillers have you actually had?
Quote by Darkfire
do you have one of those medieval torture pear chairs? I've always wanted a go on one of those :bounce: :bounce:

Visit Prague.....I went to a museum with nothing but Mediaeval torture equipment in it......Some would make even you say "Blimey!" :shock:
lol
Quote by creampie123
Suggest what? dunno
I don't actually understand the question. redface

that makes 2 of us :dunno:
3! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Darkfire
do you have one of those medieval torture pear chairs? I've always wanted a go on one of those :bounce: :bounce:

Like this one? :twisted:

.... No. lol
>>>>Fire wonders off to find a therapist to get Drew off his pain relief :confused2:
Quote by jaymar
How many painkillers have you actually had?

Too many I think lol
None! i have none left remember.
Tut you people have no imagination biggrin
Heres three more
You forgot the sponge fingers
You creosoted my wife
You played catch with my penguin
Quote by Drewxcore
None! i have none left remember.
Tut you people have no imagination biggrin
Heres three more
You forgot the sponge fingers
You creosoted my wife
You played catch with my penguin

I still dont get it confused redface
Louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
None! i have none left remember.
Tut you people have no imagination biggrin
Heres three more
You forgot the sponge fingers
You creosoted my wife
You played catch with my penguin

I still dont get it confused redface
Louise xx
awww kiss
Quote by Kiss
Ahhh I see!
You ploughed my petticoat.
Is that one?

Kiss is a genius biggrin
but she ate all my crackers
you mullered my mother ????