Quote by equi-princess
I never ever wear a watch......... and i taught a certain minor Royal to swim..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Would that be King Arthur Scargill?
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Quote by marmalaid
I never ever wear a watch......... and i taught a certain minor Royal to swim..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Would that be King Arthur Scargill?
I once sat next to him on a train to London and he snores! lol
I have metal pins and screws in my left ankle
I use MAKATON sign language
Quote by davej
I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth :shock: :shock: .
i`l show you at the next munch
I'm trying real hard here Dino, but who looks at a condom and thinks to themselves....I know, lets stick this up my nose. :shock:
I have no clue as to how, why, when or where i decided i should try this, all i know is,, i can do it :?
ops: Quote by Dino
I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth :shock: :shock: .
i`l show you at the next munch
I'm trying real hard here Dino, but who looks at a condom and thinks to themselves....I know, lets stick this up my nose. :shock:
I have no clue as to how, why, when or where i decided i should try this, all i know is,, i can do it :?
ops:Dino you really do have too much spare time on your hands!! lol
Mr goodtimez
I once walked past Charlie Dimmock in a motorway sevices restaurant. And, a month ago, at the Goodwood Revival, I bumped in to (well, when I say bumped in to I actually mean met. Well, when I say met, I actually mean saw) one of the girls from Hollyoaks, Nicole I think. She was trying out a massage chair in one of the trade stands.
Quote by Dino
I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth :shock: :shock: .
i`l show you at the next munch
I'm trying real hard here Dino, but who looks at a condom and thinks to themselves....I know, lets stick this up my nose. :shock:
I have no clue as to how, why, when or where i decided i should try this, all i know is,, i can do it :?
ops:I know exactly why I can do it, one New Years Eve I was going from house to house wiht my brother, as you do, and I got a runny nose as it was cold so I stuck a tampon up my nose to prevent it dripping, it did the job too. My brother stuck a condom up his nose and pulled it out through his mouth and later put one over is head and inflated it.
Chris
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
I never ever wear a watch......... and i taught a certain minor Royal to swim..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Would that be King Arthur Scargill?
Funny you should mention him..... he kissed me once :shock:
Sexpert
On my right hand I was born with five fingers so with a thumb that’s six digits.(sadly the extra finger was removed as a baby, wish they had kept it, weird)
As a kid got to meet my then hero James Hunt and got to sit in his Championship winning F1 car. I’ve also held aloft the European cup and the FA cup.
I’ve eaten a pork pie in a synagogue (well how was I to know).
Been in the crowd at Tiswas (never got selected to go in the cage)
I don’t own a pair of jeans.
I’ve been cautioned for Jaywalking (seems they don’t have much crime in America).
I’ve helped deliverer a baby.
Stuart Pearce owes his career to me? (he got lost on the way to one of his first game for Forest I showed him the way, don’t think Mr Clough would have liked him turning up late. May never have played again?)
As a kid got to meet my then hero James Hunt and got to sit in his Championship winning F1 car. I’ve also held aloft the European cup and the FA cup.
I’ve eaten a pork pie in a synagogue (well how was I to know).
Been in the crowd at Tiswas (never got selected to go in the cage)
I don’t own a pair of jeans.
I’ve been cautioned for Jaywalking (seems they don’t have much crime in America).
I’ve helped deliverer a baby.
Stuart Pearce owes his career to me? (he got lost on the way to one of his first game for Forest I showed him the way, don’t think Mr Clough would have liked him turning up late. May never have played again?)
Sex God
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i was an extra in braveheart
Hornyred
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i was an extra in braveheart
Hornyred
it was not that glamourous, covered in (pigs) blood for nearly 13 hours, cold, wet.....
hang on...it was fantastic fun, arms and legs flying everywhere, and i wasnt even swinging..(i was in the final battle scene, if you had not guessed). mr gibson was such a laugh, and the post shoot party was something else.
where do you start !
one of the doctor who's is my great uncle.
was in the same class through high school as colin jackson and gary headley(county cricketer)
scored a goal against peter shilton when i was playing for merthyr.
was in the st peters side that was expected to get a hiding from cardiff rugby club.
been mistaken for someone famous in cyprus (who i don't know) these 2 girls came running up to me with their father wanting a photograph and autograph - they were swiss i think so couldn't understand who they thought i was ( besides they were very pretty )
thats all i can recall at the moment (my head hurts now)
one of the doctor who's is my great uncle.
was in the same class through high school as colin jackson and gary headley(county cricketer)
scored a goal against peter shilton when i was playing for merthyr.
was in the st peters side that was expected to get a hiding from cardiff rugby club.
been mistaken for someone famous in cyprus (who i don't know) these 2 girls came running up to me with their father wanting a photograph and autograph - they were swiss i think so couldn't understand who they thought i was ( besides they were very pretty
)thats all i can recall at the moment (my head hurts now)
Orgasminator
Grief, The problem with being a codger is that you've seen and done so much. But, being a codger means I can bore the pants off everyone :twisted:
Used to be able to read braille even though I have (had - getting older) perfect vision (not for the lack of trying
)
Went to school with an ex England Rugby Captain
Went to school with an ex MP (same year as me)
Went to the school where an ex celebraty used to be House Master (he's now dead)
Went to the same school as a celebraty who died earlier this year (that's two down :twisted: )
Was in the school gymnastics team
Was in the school swimming team for 5 years
Used to perform what is probably the most dangerous dive in the world off a 1 metre board
Danced with Pans People :inlove:
Been on the Tele and wireless more times than I care to mention
Met loads of celeb's like Charlene Tilton (the poison dwarf from Dallas - she was very, very nice), Barbara Windsor, Rene from "Hello Hello" and many, many more
Looked after the BeeGees (including the youngest) for two nights
Looked after the Stranglers for a night - they played old Beattle's songs on the piano and shagged groupies in the ladies loo - great night.
Went to a Porno show with an ex MP (the one above) performing were: 2 girls, a black man and a cucumber!! - Remember it well.
Became a member of the mile high club in the early '70s
Introduced Head Banging to a foreign country
Wrote the first ever Shareware Spreadsheet for Windows - it was on the front cover of PC Plus!
I'll bore you with more as I remember - problem with being a codger is that your memory starts to
Used to be able to read braille even though I have (had - getting older) perfect vision (not for the lack of trying
)Went to school with an ex England Rugby Captain
Went to school with an ex MP (same year as me)
Went to the school where an ex celebraty used to be House Master (he's now dead)
Went to the same school as a celebraty who died earlier this year (that's two down :twisted: )
Was in the school gymnastics team
Was in the school swimming team for 5 years
Used to perform what is probably the most dangerous dive in the world off a 1 metre board
Danced with Pans People :inlove:
Been on the Tele and wireless more times than I care to mention
Met loads of celeb's like Charlene Tilton (the poison dwarf from Dallas - she was very, very nice), Barbara Windsor, Rene from "Hello Hello" and many, many more
Looked after the BeeGees (including the youngest) for two nights
Looked after the Stranglers for a night - they played old Beattle's songs on the piano and shagged groupies in the ladies loo - great night.
Went to a Porno show with an ex MP (the one above) performing were: 2 girls, a black man and a cucumber!! - Remember it well.
Became a member of the mile high club in the early '70s
Introduced Head Banging to a foreign country
Wrote the first ever Shareware Spreadsheet for Windows - it was on the front cover of PC Plus!
I'll bore you with more as I remember - problem with being a codger is that your memory starts to
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
i have housed a famous foot baller................. bloody night mare too!
Errrr dare I ask this? Where did you house him Debs?
I was at a football match sitting in the row behind Nigel Kennedy (the violinist ) and his girlfriend of the time Brix E Smith ( ex- wife of Fall singer Mark E Smith and also of the indie group the Adult Net)
At half time, all the fans were going up to Nigel to get their photos taken with him. Thinking he is a tosser, but being a fan of The Fall, I plonked myself in between the two of them, put my arm around Brix and said I wanted my photo taken with her. (she is a very attractive blonde lady). I then turned to Nigel Kennedy and said "Shift up a bit mate, you're in the way".
He took it very well
During the same match I was also very near to George Graham and Jasper Carrott
At half time, all the fans were going up to Nigel to get their photos taken with him. Thinking he is a tosser, but being a fan of The Fall, I plonked myself in between the two of them, put my arm around Brix and said I wanted my photo taken with her. (she is a very attractive blonde lady). I then turned to Nigel Kennedy and said "Shift up a bit mate, you're in the way".
He took it very well
During the same match I was also very near to George Graham and Jasper Carrott
Quote by postie
i have housed a famous foot baller................. bloody night mare too!
Errrr dare I ask this? Where did you house him Debs?
I rent out properties babes..............shhhhhh dont tell anyone they might think i am posh! :shock:
No flucking chance! :lol2:ya jealous because your common
Sex God
my fav drink is rootbeer...and fav sweet is pepermint patties. there american as i am a quater american.
MikeC
MikeC
Then there was the time Mick Mcarthy boiught me a beer.
Just sitting in a bar in Amsterdam having a quiet drink when John Motson and Mick McCarthy walk in. ( It was During Euro 2000 in Holland).
Got into a conversation with Motty and when it was his round, Mick offered to buy me a drink which I graciously accepted
Just sitting in a bar in Amsterdam having a quiet drink when John Motson and Mick McCarthy walk in. ( It was During Euro 2000 in Holland).
Got into a conversation with Motty and when it was his round, Mick offered to buy me a drink which I graciously accepted
Sex God
i've been on stage at Wembley too many time to remember
at least once a year i see somthing i've filmed on TV, accidently, by channel surfing.
i've been a qualified First Aider not once, not twice but three times. mouth to mouth ladies???
at least once a year i see somthing i've filmed on TV, accidently, by channel surfing.
i've been a qualified First Aider not once, not twice but three times. mouth to mouth ladies???
good thread this. Here we go then,
Met the legend Rolf Harris and he drew a Rolfarooo on the letter I was sending to my mate.
I like Marmite.
I would love to live in the Peruvian rainforest and live off the land with just my guitar and puppy for company. 1, 2, 3, aawwwwwwww!
There is more but i'll save it for interesting chat at the scottish munch! lol
Met the legend Rolf Harris and he drew a Rolfarooo on the letter I was sending to my mate.
I like Marmite.
I would love to live in the Peruvian rainforest and live off the land with just my guitar and puppy for company. 1, 2, 3, aawwwwwwww!
There is more but i'll save it for interesting chat at the scottish munch! lol
3 guys from my school rugby team are capped and pro players, I have 2 caps for another sport :P
I once worked in a pub and served Jason orange all day, kicking out 13 year old girls for not being accompanied etc.....Gave me a big tip too
Worked at Hockenheim, Spa and Silverstone, escorted King Juan Carlos of spain on the Sunday in Silverstone....>The year it was really wet
I'm a qualified ski and Snowboarding instructor, first aider and scuba dive :P
I have double jointed fingers and thumbs :shock: ....
I enjoy speaking in foreign languages :D ..........
yup,,,bout it :P
I once worked in a pub and served Jason orange all day, kicking out 13 year old girls for not being accompanied etc.....Gave me a big tip too
Worked at Hockenheim, Spa and Silverstone, escorted King Juan Carlos of spain on the Sunday in Silverstone....>The year it was really wet
I'm a qualified ski and Snowboarding instructor, first aider and scuba dive :P
I have double jointed fingers and thumbs :shock: ....
I enjoy speaking in foreign languages :D ..........
yup,,,bout it :P
Sex God
Well neither of us have ever done anything special or met anyone famous........ we are just boring people 
well that's killed this thread then innit :roll:
well that's killed this thread then innit :roll:
