Ok so it is mrs Dorset's 40th this year and to celebrate I want to do something a bit special but rude.
So I thought i would seek everyones ideas. All suggestions welcome.
Come give me something fun to work with please.
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Quote by dorsetcpl2003
Ok so it is mrs Dorset's 40th this year and to celebrate I want to do something a bit special but rude.
So I thought i would seek everyones ideas. All suggestions welcome.
Come give me something fun to work with please.
hire a hot tub and gazeebo have a party in the garden
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Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
Ok so it is mrs Dorset's 40th this year and to celebrate I want to do something a bit special but rude.
So I thought i would seek everyones ideas. All suggestions welcome.
Come give me something fun to work with please.
hire a hot tub and gazeebo have a party in the garden
And invite a lot of swingingheaven members to help her celebrate..
:drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: 
Sex God
Quote by dorsetcpl2003
hot air balloon ride,
name a star/rose after her,
adopt a dolphin/tiger/other creature for her
adopt a vine in a vinyard in her name
Nice ideas but whats rude about any of them?
Cant wait to hear the answer to this
Sex God
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how long have you got to plan and execute the plan how much can you afford??
if you are able to realy push the boat out how about naked bungee jumping in new zealand or a weekend shopping in New York with a flight in the mile high flying bed over the city to give the weekend a real bang!
if you are able to realy push the boat out how about naked bungee jumping in new zealand or a weekend shopping in New York with a flight in the mile high flying bed over the city to give the weekend a real bang!
Sex God
Ok tell me if i'm wrong. If you would like really really rude, you could get a teenager ride past your car her side on a moped shouting " hello gran!" whilst Flicking the finger? :twisted:
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I ain't got a clue what you could do really i'm sorry. Though, please if you do do (do do?? can that be right?) something rude and novel promise you'll let us know! Good luck.
Big big
I ain't got a clue what you could do really i'm sorry. Though, please if you do do (do do?? can that be right?) something rude and novel promise you'll let us know! Good luck. Ok I dont really think you lot have got the jist of this!
The question is do I organise Mrs dorset, who's 40th birthday it will be in July, the following:
1. Trip to a sex club
2. Have 3 or 4 or more well hung studs in a hotel for her.
3. Hire an escort to pump her all night long?
4. Get a couple of well hung mexicans round. (Juan and his even better hung brother, Big Juan).
Now come on, get with the program.
It is these sort of things that i am thinking of or anything similar.
I thank you
The question is do I organise Mrs dorset, who's 40th birthday it will be in July, the following:
1. Trip to a sex club
2. Have 3 or 4 or more well hung studs in a hotel for her.
3. Hire an escort to pump her all night long?
4. Get a couple of well hung mexicans round. (Juan and his even better hung brother, Big Juan).
Now come on, get with the program.
It is these sort of things that i am thinking of or anything similar.
I thank you
Quote by dorsetcpl2003
Ok I dont really think you lot have got the jist of this!
The question is do I organise Mrs dorset, who's 40th birthday it will be in July, the following:
1. Trip to a sex club
2. Have 3 or 4 or more well hung studs in a hotel for her.
3. Hire an escort to pump her all night long?
4. Get a couple of well hung mexicans round. (Juan and his even better hung brother, Big Juan).
Now come on, get with the program.
It is these sort of things that i am thinking of or anything similar.
I thank you
think you have it covered there.
Perhaps you could ask her ?
Quote by splendid_
Ok I dont really think you lot have got the jist of this!
The question is do I organise Mrs dorset, who's 40th birthday it will be in July, the following:
1. Trip to a sex club
2. Have 3 or 4 or more well hung studs in a hotel for her.
3. Hire an escort to pump her all night long?
4. Get a couple of well hung mexicans round. (Juan and his even better hung brother, Big Juan).
Now come on, get with the program.
It is these sort of things that i am thinking of or anything similar.
I thank you
think you have it covered there.
Perhaps you could ask her ?
And are you really, really sure she would like something rude? If rude is the norm, she may well prefer to feel cherished.
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If she's given consent for anything, then how about blindfold her and take her dogging :twisted:
Free rein of her imagination is what you're giving her then, she has no idea of how many people there are or even what sex they are
I want that for my 40th birthday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Dawnie
If she's given consent for anything, then how about blindfold her and take her dogging :twisted:
Free rein of her imagination is what you're giving her then, she has no idea of how many people there are or even what sex they are
I want that for my 40th birthday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I want that for your 40th.
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Quote by Dawnie
I want that for my 40th birthday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Waits patiently for an invite to Dawnie's Birthday
Quote by splendid_
If she's given consent for anything, then how about blindfold her and take her dogging :twisted:
Free rein of her imagination is what you're giving her then, she has no idea of how many people there are or even what sex they are
I want that for my 40th birthday :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I want that for your 40th.
:giggle:
Spendid, I thought you said no flirting
p.s. I am working on my wedding pictures
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Quote by Missy
If she's given consent for anything, then how about blindfold her and take her dogging :twisted:
Free rein of her imagination is what you're giving her then, she has no idea of how many people there are or even what sex they are
Boo Hoo I So Wanna Be 40 Again! Ffs i so missed out ! lol
