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Sex God
so can i have a brain transplant to go along with the personality by pass..... 
:D :D
:D :D 
Sex God
Id have a holiday in the Carribean
Sex God
I was after a tan 
Doesnt that count ? 
Doesnt that count ?
Sex God
Ok then Fab can have our 5 grand , hes gonna need way more than 5 to get his brain done . :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by blueblood1
I'd have to have a penis reduction
:lol: :lol: I don't believe in plastic surgery but seeing as it's a hypothetical question and theres money involved, I'll pay the (young, fit, well-endowed hunk of a ) doctor to throw me onto the table and yank my feet in the stirrups, or feed me medicine (
) and abuse my physical needs, or examine my fallopian tubes with his long-fingered surgeon's fingers.... twice a week for three years should do it. 
Sex God
Quote by DeniseBabe
If you was given 5K what would you do to enchance your features/looks?
Well I broke one of my back teeth on a toffee a couple of months ago and judging by the charges my dentist makes, it would probably take 5k to fix the tooth :shock:
However, if there was any money left after that, I'd opt for liposuction on my fat arse and thighs
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Ok then Fab can have our 5 grand , hes gonna need way more than 5 to get his brain done .
thanks.. and i was going ask if you had a good night dogging... lol shan't bother now...
i was also going to suggest doing a deal with the clinic... you give the 5k... they give you 4k back... they are up a grand up for no work .. you bugger off on hols...get your tan....
but scratch that!!!
:D :D :D look like my brain is fine and working... just need the personality by pass.....
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: sean.......
Not unhappy enough with anything about me that I would consider it for - the bits I don't like I'll sort meself - ie losing weight. (Meaning it is such a great length to go to - not that I love every bit of myself lol)
BUT - have always felt a bit self concious about me chin. Got a real Kirk Douglas dimple going on - but surgery prolly not!
Kisses to Fab - don't change a thing matey!!!
Cathy x
BUT - have always felt a bit self concious about me chin. Got a real Kirk Douglas dimple going on - but surgery
prolly not!Kisses to Fab - don't change a thing matey!!!
Cathy x
Warming the Bed
I would look into getting some of my hair back on top and get my arse done like sunbunny because it looks lush and i would just stand and feel it all day 
Sex God
Quote by Vix
My boobs did cost £5K.
and compliments to your surgeon!!!!!
:) :) granted i have only ever put them away.... but i am sure a few can vouch for them when they have been "released in the wild"...
:D :D :D sean xxxxxxxx
Warming the Bed
Dont tempt me..well do really i would take you up on that offer you cant tell am more of a arse man myself and no that does not mean i am a total arse...some may agree millions would not :)
i would take you up on that offer you cant tell am more of a arse man myself and no that does not mean i am a total arse...some may agree millions would not :)
Warming the Bed
If i had sunbunnys arse next to me i would need a opp on my eyes as they would be stuck on her ass
Sex God
Yep I will take the five grand, reckon that will buy me a remodelled nose and there might be enough left to tidy up some ropey areas around the eyes which are starting to look a bit rough.
Sex God
I don't think that would be enough. I'd probably need £500, Then I could have a whole new me transplant.
John :cry:
On a bit of a downer at the moment. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John :cry:
On a bit of a downer at the moment. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
boob reduction..like i stated before i am bum person myself but my god you have a nice chest...bad on the back i bet mind.
Sexlightened
I think it'd have to be a bum reduction. As even when I get back to the weight I'm happy at it's still too big. The other option would be a boob job to sort of even it out.
Hmmm I may need liposuction but I'd never have that done to only thing Id wanna have done is to have me eyes lasered so I didnt have to wear specs any than that I wouldnt fancy going under the knife or whatever if I absolutely didnt have to. you look like a sexy secretary clare in those specs you can take down dictation for me any time babe.
