If anyone has never had a "Fancy a shag" pm, I will happily forward on to them some of mine!!!!!!!
Trouble is they are always by guys who are at the other end of the country or if I advertise for ones that are in other countries I get next to no replies!!
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Losing my PM virginity
Casanova
Quote by treasurechest
If anyone has never had a "Fancy a shag" pm, I will happily forward on to them some of mine!!!!!!!
Trouble is they are always by guys who are at the other end of the country or if I advertise for ones that are in other countries I get next to no replies!!
Since Ive been back in the NW I only get them from single guys...I think I need to change my Ad... :cry:
Sex God
Jeez Ice, I did say keep it to yerself at the end! 
I had one of those once - she's banned now. Just in case any of the ladies are in any doubt those two facts are NOT connected!!
I had one of those once - she's banned now. Just in case any of the ladies are in any doubt those two facts are NOT connected!!
Sex God
Quote by duncanlondon
You have always impressed me as a regular stand up kind of guy Ice, delivering reasoned, well balanced and rounded views on things.
However, having invested a good deal of your time and imparted so much to us, was the offer as crude and simplistic as that?
I really hope not.
Be more worrying if it wasn't .......errrr I think
Quote by westerross
You have always impressed me as a regular stand up kind of guy Ice, delivering reasoned, well balanced and rounded views on things.
However, having invested a good deal of your time and imparted so much to us, was the offer as crude and simplistic as that?
I really hope not.
Be more worrying if it wasn't .......errrr I think
Oh I expect it was all true
Besides, I've heard Ice is a sex God :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Besides, I've heard Ice is a sex God :giggle:
True, so true!
I am a bit worried about these rumours of him being a girlie kisser though
:lol: :lol: Jas
XXX
Now is that a girlie kisser or a girlie-kisser - if you get me drift?
Just fer the record I was not doubting Ice's account
merely observing that receiving a well constructed enquiry as to whether one would wish to indulge in sexual intercourse would be a bit more worrying than 'Fancy a shag'. :lol: Now I come to think of it the offer I got wasn't even that genteel it was 'Fancy a Fuck!'
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
wish someone would PM me for a shag :cry:
i'm still deciding wether to hang about or not :lol2:
I know what you mean... can you believe i got offered nothing on saturday night... I thought there was some unwritten rule about munch hosties privledges.....
hey i may have considered missing the boxing and hockey for it!!!!!
:) :) i've not had a "fancy a shag" yet......but i have countless "sarcastic bastard!" pm's.... i suppose that is progress......
sean xxxxxxxx
Master of Sex
Quote by Ice Pie
Joking aside though, what I'm getting at is, when I first joined here, I wouldn't have been very comfortable with that kind of banter, but now there are people who can say anything they like to me and I can say anything to them, and it just made me realise that somewhere along the line, I became totally relaxed about being here and I do feel a sense of belonging.
It's nice.
Quote by Ice Pie
I'm a wannabe hussy trapped in the body of a boring old fart. Ho hum. :twisted:
Ice Pie, I'm afraid that you are clearly exhibiting the classic symptoms of what we professionals refer to as a complete moral collapse.
The first stage is becoming comfortable with a lifestyle that is abhorred by normal society. The second stage is the belief that, being old, one can be anything other than an old fart; this can often be expressed in the form of delusions such as the conviction that one is attractive to women half your age (even before the consumption of alcohol) or, even worse, that your dancing is acceptable in public in the presence of your children. The final stage is, of course, applying to appear on Big Brother. We pray to God things haven't gone that far!!! :shock:
Quote by Jas-Tim
Besides, I've heard Ice is a sex God :giggle:
True, so true!
I am a bit worried about these rumours of him being a girlie kisser though
:lol: :lol: Jas
XXX
Just have to confirm these rumours
:lol: Girlie kisser=Ice= soft, sensual and erotic :thumbup:
unlike some of his male(and are I say it, female) counterparts (and I am not referring to anyone on here :D) which feel like you are being sucked my an octopus' tentacles while been run over by a lorry and having a tonsil extraction without the anesthetic :lol:
As for sex god :shock: only when he remembers :giggle: :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by kazswallows
Just have to confirm these rumours
Girlie kisser=Ice= soft, sensual and erotic :thumbup:
Awwww, doesn't she say the nicest things?
As for sex god :shock: only when he remembers :giggle: :giggle:
Then again...
I just want it on official record that anything kaz says about my memory may or may not be true... I can't actually remember.
:lol: xxxxxx
Orgasminator
I've had "fancy a shag" PM's from newbies but not from an established member, I'd only say no anyway
I wouldn't mind so much if the PM's were interesting and some thought had gone into them - most of them seem to be the same rubbish - is there some sort of handbook out there that these people get their ideas from?
I wouldn't mind so much if the PM's were interesting and some thought had gone into them - most of them seem to be the same rubbish - is there some sort of handbook out there that these people get their ideas from?
