lost my cat last night

10 Jan 2006

hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

10 Jan 2006

:dunno:

10 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

must of benn your cooking lol

10 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

WTF is that all about?
mate, more water with it :cheers:
and if you really wanna get pissed and talk bollox, try the virtual bar thread rolleyes

10 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

:crazy: Am I missing something here :silly:

10 Jan 2006

Quote by mik69
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

:crazy: Am I missing something here :silly:yes the fecking cat lol

10 Jan 2006

The use of illegal drugs is frowned upon in this forum

10 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

Hang on I think i've got it is a crude reference to a womens bits (pussy) top marks to me redface

10 Jan 2006

I get it ! It's a puzzle ! Using only full stops and commas can you make this, make sense ?
This is tough so the winner gets a tin of cat food.
Using capITAL LeterS is noT allOwed... :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: wink

11 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

Im not acutally sure who i feel more sorry for here....
No..... i've made up my mind....
Poor cat!!!!!

11 Jan 2006

care in the community, sorry cat in the community.

11 Jan 2006

OMG....... Theres a madman in the woods.... :shock:

11 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

c'mon...spill the beans. This is a secret code innit...?

11 Jan 2006

:shock: Confuzzled

11 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

:

could thid be the ramblings of a cheap bottle of plonk :?:

11 Jan 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat i had it for my tea last night i was cooking

:

could this be the ramblings of a cheap bottle of plonk :?:
There's your answer! :P

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Minx x x

11 Jan 2006

Here pussy pussy pussy!

11 Jan 2006

8 out of 10 cat owners who expressed a preference said their cats prefered to run away!!

11 Jan 2006

I wish i could find a pussy :twisted:

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat i had it for my tea last night i was cooking

:

could this be the ramblings of a cheap bottle of plonk :?:
There's your answer! :P

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Minx x x
now c'mon..you're just making up your own story now..!!

11 Jan 2006

Shhhhhhh
Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post >>>>>
lol

phredd

11 Jan 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

Shhhhhhh
Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post >>>>>

phredd

<<<< there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or >>>>>

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

Shhhhhhh
Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post >>>>>

phredd

<<<< there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or >>>>>
the ramblings of a madman.
In reality, of course, the poor guy had not only to contend with the loss of his cat (which don't forget was his best friend) but also the following:
(i) his lost dinner
(ii) his lack of swinging partner
(iii) a huge ribbing from his post in LMU
c'mon people...give him a chance

11 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales

Shhhhhhh
Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post >>>>>

phredd

<<<< there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or >>>>>
the ramblings of a madman.
In reality, of course, the poor guy had not only to contend with the loss of his cat (which don't forget was his best friend) but also the following:
(i) his lost dinner
(ii) his lack of swinging partner
(iii) a huge ribbing from his post in LMU
c'mon people...give him a chance
Do I look like a man??
loon

:P
Minx x x

11 Jan 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

:

could thid be the ramblings of a cheap bottle of plonk :?:
That reminds me of when i couldn't find my door keys in the dark when i got home from the pub.I looked through the letter box and there was our cat on the mat looking up at me so i said 'Oi cat, open thish door & he said 'Me, How'?
:doh: :grin:
cc_7up

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

Shhhhhhh
Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post >>>>>

phredd

<<<< there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or >>>>>
the ramblings of a madman.
In reality, of course, the poor guy had not only to contend with the loss of his cat (which don't forget was his best friend) but also the following:
(i) his lost dinner
(ii) his lack of swinging partner
(iii) a huge ribbing from his post in LMU
c'mon people...give him a chance
Do I look like a man??
loon

:P
Minx x x
erm...most definately not Minx..!!
are you trying to tell us that you're kingway in disguise or summat..?
or did you miss this bit..?
"Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post, there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or the ramblings of a madman"

11 Jan 2006

Quote by banlwales
erm...most definately not Minx..!!
are you trying to tell us that you're kingway in disguise or summat..?
or did you miss this bit..?
"Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post, there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or the ramblings of a madman"

Oh I see, crossed wires then..spot the numpty :silly: rotflmao

Minx x x

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

erm...most definately not Minx..!!
are you trying to tell us that you're kingway in disguise or summat..?
or did you miss this bit..?
"Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post, there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or the ramblings of a madman"

Oh I see, crossed wires then..spot the numpty :silly: rotflmao

Minx x x
Are you sure you're not secretly a blonde Minxy? :twisted: biggrin

11 Jan 2006

i recently aquired a ginger cat, kind of rescued it really. aint i a nice chap? any girls feel like rewarding me for my pussy rescuing? maybe its this guys cat? i dunno, dont care really either ha ha evil

11 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
we could go swinging

Is that like skiing confused