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Love is...
A parasite that lies dormant inside you while everything is going fine, then when things go wrong, it jumps out of your chest and attaches itself to your back, trying to bite you in the back of your head every time you try to move on.
sad
*cry*
lol.
Quote by Anoush
Love is...
A parasite that lies dormant inside you while everything is going fine, then when things go wrong, it jumps out of your chest and attaches itself to your back, trying to bite you in the back of your head every time you try to move on.
sad
*cry*
lol.

worship
Amen to that.......
redface
I'm sure Love is rife for a lot of people and my negative comments are just an indication of what a miserable barsteward I am of late :lol2:
i was gonna post a cynical comment about him divorcing me
but in the way i think the thread was meant
love is ...... letting me have the remote control biggrin
Checking over the wifes car to ensure a safe trip to her lovers place. :twisted:
Love is... having a very strong stomach
Love is... finding more patience than you ever thought possible
Love is... being nice to the in/out laws while you are imagining your hands round their throat
Love is... giving your girlfriend a fantastic Christmas present for no reason(ok ok wishful thinking on my part) lol :lol:
Quote by Steve
Love is...
A parasite that lies dormant inside you while everything is going fine, then when things go wrong, it jumps out of your chest and attaches itself to your back, trying to bite you in the back of your head every time you try to move on.
sad
*cry*
lol.

worship
Amen to that.......
redface
I'm sure Love is rife for a lot of people and my negative comments are just an indication of what a miserable barsteward I am of late :lol2:
Forgot to add that this particular parasite pumps joy and endorphins into when its contented.
Just in case anybody gets the impression that I dont love love. lol.
Quote by Ms_Whips
love is.....a many splintered thing, don't be afraid now, just walk on in........
whips

first ever 7" single in my record collection is that very song
love is for magpies.................. rolleyes
....a psychological pathology.
hurts when you got it, hurts when you don't confused
A happy compromise
Love is not to call her grandmother Yoda to her face all evening even when drunk.
Quote by splendid_
Love is not to call her grandmother Yoda to her face all evening even when drunk.

fpmsl....splendid having to bite her tongue biggrin
Quote by leatherednperky
Love is not to call her grandmother Yoda to her face all evening even when drunk.

fpmsl....splendid having to bite her tongue biggrin
I have been known to hold my tongue under extreme circumstances many times....
admittedly this will be trickier than most other occasions but that is what love is. lol
love is tenderness, compassion, understanding, trusting and great sex
putting the toilet seat down after him! also getting him clean socks out for him to go to work but ...rememebering he really pissed you off the night before so you lace them in itching powder evil
ok that was just a bad thought as im nice really lol
Love is the feeling i get when i look into the eyes of my lover and i see it looking right back at me.
Love is caring for him no matter what through the good and the bad for the rest of our lives
Quote by Sandybeach1
Love is the feeling i get when i look into the eyes of my lover and i see it looking right back at me.

isn't that called a mirror.................. rolleyes
markz, i was having a moment then redface
for me ... love is ... gary ..
who has been my rock while im going thru a truly dreadful time
and hes perfect, my soul mate, lover and friend and one day soon he will be my husband smile
ty for all you have done and continue to do for me and my children
xxxxxxx
Rosie Palmer and her five daughters smile
Catching a whiff off his aftershave on your clothes hours after he's left
The fluttering of anticipation before seeing him
Smiling when you see his name appear on your phone
Counting the days until the next time and wondering how you'll manage to get through the next 2 weeks without him sad
Love is ..........sleeping in the damp patch ! blast
Love is ..........confusing as fook dunno
Love is ..........buying Mrs Leics flowers ,when i have not done anything wrong :rose:
Quote by Resonance
Swallowing. biggrin

Geez, you're just sooooo romantic!
wink
...like a butterfly.......... smile
The Missing Rib.....
=) if you know you'll understand it x
Quote by Gurlonloan
The Missing Rib.....
=) if you know you'll understand it x
:thumbup:
trav..
Love is... as yet unknown.
:rose:
the greatest thing
the oldest yet,
the latest thi....
....oh stop this nonsence!
lp