Love Lust Marriage

14 Feb 2009

Love..Long drives through the countryside
Lust..Long parking sessions at Lovers lookout
Marriage..Long drives with the kids screaming in the back seats.
Love..Finding the "Fall in love" chat room
Lust..Finding the "BBW Dominatrix" chat room
Marrige..Finding the "married and looking" room
Anyone else got any??
Typed tonge in cheek, knowing what day it is!
Apologies to all you romantics out there wink

14 Feb 2009

Love.."Let's take a step back from swinging and let our relationship grow"
Lust.."Let's put up an ad and have someone join us"
Marriage.."You go anywhere near her and I will cut your cock off"

14 Feb 2009

Marriage = Spit
Love = Swallow
Lust = Gargle
:giggle:
Sorry! redface

14 Feb 2009

lol lol..sorry so funny

14 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Marriage = Spit
Love = Swallow
Lust = Gargle
:giggle:
Sorry!

14 Feb 2009

love: can't take your eyes off of them
lust: can't take your hands off of them
marriage: can't take your credit card off of them
lp

14 Feb 2009

Love: I'm so glad you're here :rose:
Lust: You're here! :twisted:
Marriage: You still here? rolleyes

14 Feb 2009

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Marriage: Buying a rug together
Love: Lying on it together
Lust: Munching it

14 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Marriage = Spit
Love = Swallow
Lust = Gargle
:giggle:
Sorry!

:laughabove:
love = unshaved legs
lust = kinky sex
marriage = never again ta very much
dee

14 Feb 2009

Quote by Dirtygirly
Marriage = Spit
Love = Swallow
Lust = Gargle
:giggle:
Sorry!

lmao!
Genius!
worship

:worship:

14 Feb 2009

Love: I'm so glad you're here :rose:
Lust: You're here! :twisted:
Marriage: You still here? rolleyes

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this is funny lol.. biggrin

:D :D
steve x

14 Feb 2009

Love means never having to say youre sorry
Marriage means constant apologies
Lust means beanz means heinz

14 Feb 2009

Love = underwear from Ann Summers
Marriage = underwear from M & S
Lust = no underwear :twisted:

15 Feb 2009

Lust: cor yeah
Love: yessss
marriage I have a headache

15 Feb 2009

Lust - going to the toilet to trump surprised

Love - Saying pardon when you do redface

Marriage - cocking your leg in their direction and letting rip :twisted:
Lust - Only dressing to leave the house, get visitors etc
Love - Dressing to impress
Marriage - Flannelette PJ's to bed complete with matching fluffy robe that your hubby/wife got you for Christmas

16 Feb 2009

Lust: Booty Calls hump

Love: Romantic Calls :inlove:
Marriage: Your dinner's in the dog calls redface