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Madam Cyn (and her parties)

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Did anyone see that tv programme last night about her and her programmes??
So are private winging parties like this except for the fact you dont pay?
Oh and there was a swinging party on Desperate Housewifes too, is that like anything you've ever been too?
NOT that i'm a telly addict like :angel:
i've seen that docudrama before? all i can say is, the parties i've been to made it look bloody tame! lol
sorry . . . i haven't scared you now have i? :P ;)
neil x x x ;)
Quote by curvy-gal
Did anyone see that tv programme last night about her and her programmes??
So are private winging parties like this except for the fact you dont pay?
Oh and there was a swinging party on Desperate Housewifes too, is that like anything you've ever been too?
NOT that i'm a telly addict like :angel:

we are throwing a huge party and we havent got a clue what to expect!!!! :shock:
gawd yeah i am scared!!!! i'd think i'd get embarrased redface lol
Good luck for your party... be sure to tell me alllllllllllllllllllllll about it biggrin
Quote by wild rose and the stag
Did anyone see that tv programme last night about her and her programmes??
So are private winging parties like this except for the fact you dont pay?
Oh and there was a swinging party on Desperate Housewifes too, is that like anything you've ever been too?
NOT that i'm a telly addict like :angel:

we are throwing a huge party and we havent got a clue what to expect!!!! :shock:
don't you worry staggy! i'm sure we'll take care of everything for yer! all you have to do is sit back and relax! :P ;)
neil x x x ;)
Quote by wild rose and the stag
Did anyone see that tv programme last night about her and her programmes??
So are private winging parties like this except for the fact you dont pay?
Oh and there was a swinging party on Desperate Housewifes too, is that like anything you've ever been too?
NOT that i'm a telly addict like :angel:

we are throwing a huge party and we havent got a clue what to expect!!!! :shock:
Awww
I've just checked out your link for your party and see your getting married.
Congratulations and I hope everything goes well
xxxxxxxx
P.S.
I loved the quote Madam Cyn said about her parties...
"They were like a vicarage tea party with sex thrown in"
lmaoooooooooooooooooo
Who in their right mind would kiss her feet. Jeez I dont mind doing it but not if she is a minger. Let alone pay for the privelidge. lol
Quote by needaridenow
Who in their right mind would kiss her feet. Jeez I dont mind doing it but not if she is a minger. Let alone pay for the privelidge. lol

loooooooooooool
Did you see when that bloke was sucking the heel on her shoe??
Did you notice just before she done it she stuck her heel right into the groud/mud?
looooooooooooooooooooooooool dirty bitch :lol:
thanks curvy that was kind, Neil if i get any more relaxed ilzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Just seen the trailer that was enough for me. I mean I like a lot of woman wouldn't say I had a type I tend to go for personality over anything else but Madam Cyn never did for me, even though I had a huge stash of luncheon vouchers. lol
Quote by needaridenow
Just seen the trailer that was enough for me. I mean I like a lot of woman wouldn't say I had a type I tend to go for personality over anything else but Madam Cyn never did for me, even though I had a huge stash of luncheon vouchers. lol

Pmslllllllllllllll @ luncheon vouchers
And just erm HOW did you get those?? wink :lol2:
Quote by needaridenow
That would be telling Curvy. ;-)

so thats why u didnt need to watch the programme.... first hand experience huh? lol
I wish I was only ten when I had the vouchers found them in a skip LOL. lol
looooooooooool
i wont ask what you were doing in a skip lol
I was playing lol And no not with myself ;-)
Quote by wild rose and the stag
Did anyone see that tv programme last night about her and her programmes??
So are private winging parties like this except for the fact you dont pay?
Oh and there was a swinging party on Desperate Housewifes too, is that like anything you've ever been too?
NOT that i'm a telly addict like :angel:

we are throwing a huge party and we havent got a clue what to expect!!!! :shock:
well expect me lol lol
Quote by neilinleeds
i've seen that docudrama before? all i can say is, the parties i've been to made it look bloody tame! lol
neil x x x ;)

rotflmao
Yep me too!!!
Quote by neilinleeds

we are throwing a huge party and we havent got a clue what to expect!!!! :shock:

don't you worry staggy! i'm sure we'll take care of everything for yer! all you have to do is sit back and relax! :P ;)
neil x x x ;)
:thumbup:
It'll all be in hand, don't fret!
(Neil, you're going too?!!!! Yipeeeee!!!!!)
Fee
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course we're off, and fingers crossed i'm rather looking forward to a good gallop!
oh FFS get your minds out of the gutter! i meant on a bloody 'orse! :P
neil x x x ;)
Got just the horse for you Neil!

Cx
AHEM!!! I know what I would rather ride. :-D
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Got just the horse for you Neil!

Cx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle:
Thats about all he could cope with.......... without being likely to fall off and kill himself anyway! lol Although saying that.... there is more than a good chance he'd do himself a great deal of damage on that little thing! :shock:
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:giggle: Gem. x x x x x
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Got just the horse for you Neil!

Cx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:giggle:
Thats about all he could cope with.......... without being likely to fall off and kill himself anyway! lol Although saying that.... there is more than a good chance he'd do himself a great deal of damage on that little thing! :shock:
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:giggle: Gem. x x x x x
Gem I thought of putting a "wooden pony" first but knowing Neil he'd be hiding under the desk at the thought LOL :rotflmao: me putting that rocknig horse is about as cruel as I can get with him thankfully LOL.
Don't you think that rocking horse has a mean streak ... it's his eyes ...
Cx
Quote by wild rose and the stag
aha but when you get here do YOU know what to expect?

yep a field full of swingers lol lol lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: seriously I expect it to be a wedding party - a brilliant party with friends old and new - celebrating 2 fab people getting married - oh thats YOU :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by corriefem
aha but when you get here do YOU know what to expect?

seriously I expect it to be a wedding party - a brilliant party with friends old and new - celebrating 2 fab people getting married - oh thats YOU lol :lol: :lol:
Bugger!!!
I was hoping for a free for all shag fest evil
wink
well the gringo of the rocking horse has nearly tried to wrestle me to the ground in the vain yet rather amusing attempt to gain posession of the laptop and thus google search the meaning of "wooden pony" rotflmao
He's now stomped upstairs in his right old strop declaring I'm typing too much and not asking enough about what a wooden pony is and I've just got to ask!
:giggle:
So Cali....
I'm going to let him log in and ask all by himself... at least he can't get a papercut with a key board ey! ;) lol
kiss Gem. x x x x x x
ps. Laird, feel free to knock on my canvas anytime! ;) :rascal:wooden pony
rotflmao
noooo keep him guessing .....
damn ... gonna need arse cheeks of steel when he finds out
Love ya really Neil .......
bolt
Cx
calista, i've been googling away, and now know what a wooden pony is! :shock:
i dunno what's more disturbing? the fact that gem knows rather too much about this whole BDSM thing, or the fact that me dad used to keep something very similiar in the shed! :shock: he swore it was for cutting bits of wood up on? confused
as for arse cheeks of steel, i think i'll be needing 'em if i ever sit on one of those buggers?
neil x x x :P