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Male Rear of the Year
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Male Rear of the Year
Quote by Kiss
:shock: Have I missed something here? Has Meaty been nicking your make up again or summat? :shock:
I was lured away by Gem with promises of "It will be worth your while!"
What's a girl to do? As if he wouldn't do the same!
Plus the fact I can never resist a man in a skirt.. I mean kilt!
Hmmmm.....wouldnt mind having you (ahem) onside myself......of course I'd feel duty bound to express my gratitude.
Did Sass tell you the guest list for the Girlie night inn Mk2? :rascal:
And as an added bonus, Im sure RPM would don a skirt especially for you! :twisted:
Sex God
Nah, nobody's missing anything Seren... it's just a bit of harmless fun and poking over the bum comp and any way to corrupt Kiss to the darkside so Lairdy's lovely bottom can be crowned to victor! 
:thumbup: on that banner! It is 'lish! :lickface: mmmm.
I might have to steal it for my own sig too! :grin: No butchery in the name of the competition this time though! Although it was fun trying to shop that banner and then getting the darn thing hosted at bigger than a parcel stamp! 
:lol:
Oooo, and the seal of approval from the Darling Lady FeeBee too! :D
Today is going well in the Vote Laird camp. :D
Ahhhh, I'm feeling like a recruitment drive for votes as I type.
*skips off to remind people to vote Laird*
Gem. x
:thumbup: on that banner! It is 'lish! :lickface: mmmm.
I might have to steal it for my own sig too! :grin: No butchery in the name of the competition this time though!
Although it was fun trying to shop that banner and then getting the darn thing hosted at bigger than a parcel stamp! :lol:Oooo, and the seal of approval from the Darling Lady FeeBee too! :D
Today is going well in the Vote Laird camp. :D
Ahhhh, I'm feeling like a recruitment drive for votes as I type.
*skips off to remind people to vote Laird*
Gem. x 
Sex God
well im gutted five billion members on here and 7 frigging votes, its the chaps isnt it, say it is please dont blame me bum!
staggy refuses to sink as low as starting a campaign...............cos he knows when hes beat
staggy
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staggy refuses to sink as low as starting a campaign...............cos he knows when hes beat
staggy
xx
Quote by wild rose and the stag
well im gutted five billion members on here and 7 frigging votes, its the chaps isnt it, say it is please dont blame me bum!
staggy refuses to sink as low as starting a campaign...............cos he knows when hes beat
staggy
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well I've only got 2.......even meat2pleaseu has more than me FFS! :lol:
Sex God
its a bitof a no hoper for us mere mortals, i mean when there are god like physiques such as mr fc or tony , what chance do we have, then there are the cheats that use Kilts , we all know the effect a kilt has on the ladies.......im not expecting to win anything here but 7 frigging votes, thats it by morning there will be 8 votes if it kills me
staggy
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staggy
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
its a bitof a no hoper for us mere mortals, i mean when there are god like physiques such as mr fc or tony , what chance do we have, then there are the cheats that use Kilts , we all know the effect a kilt has on the ladies.......im not expecting to win anything here but 7 frigging votes, thats it by morning there will be 8 votes if it kills me
staggy
xx
well mines better looking in the flesh......i wonder how many others had to use photoworkshop to touch their bums up!
Sex God
ill have you know apart from one young lady on here my bum has never been "touched up" surely that should get another vote, i have a virgin bottom!
Sex God
stop ur bitchin staggy
go take a look at my votes :shock:
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go take a look at my votes :shock:
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
..im not expecting to win anything here but 7 frigging votes, thats it by morning there will be 8 votes if it kills me
staggy
xx
Don't worry hunni. I had 2 votes which pleased the hell out of me ( 2 more than I was expecting considering the competition ) came back after a couple of days to find I'd got 54 :shock: I suspect major vote rigging but it did leave me in 4th ( or was it 5th? ) place :smug:
I suspect your ass to gather more than barnacles over the next few days
Sex God
im still on 7........ok you all hate me, going try the sympathy thing now
oh woe woe and thrice woe
titter ye not those with many votes , this is a sad tale , tail being the optimum word here, a tail of woe, my beautiful wild rose was under the illusion she had a man with an ass to be proud of, it was the only way i got her to marry me, now due to my lack of votes we could be heading to the courts .......if she sees this thread i am surely doomed.......and i know you wouldnt want that on your conscience would you :twisted:
if we could only get my appeal up to a measly 8 votyes then all would be well and good , i would feel some worth some sense of achievment a meaning in life , like i had made my mark on this site........
i know over the months i have neglected my heaven duties, i mean ive hardly done anything except open up my home to all of you, at tremendous cost i might ad, surely that is worthy of one more frigging vote between all of you.....
cant think of anything else accept poor little staggy waggy loves you
bye
xx
oh woe woe and thrice woe
titter ye not those with many votes , this is a sad tale , tail being the optimum word here, a tail of woe, my beautiful wild rose was under the illusion she had a man with an ass to be proud of, it was the only way i got her to marry me, now due to my lack of votes we could be heading to the courts .......if she sees this thread i am surely doomed.......and i know you wouldnt want that on your conscience would you :twisted: if we could only get my appeal up to a measly 8 votyes then all would be well and good , i would feel some worth some sense of achievment a meaning in life , like i had made my mark on this site........
i know over the months i have neglected my heaven duties, i mean ive hardly done anything except open up my home to all of you, at tremendous cost i might ad, surely that is worthy of one more frigging vote between all of you.....
cant think of anything else accept poor little staggy waggy loves you
bye
xx
Master of Sex
get stags sexy arse to win hehe
Sex God
9 votes now :smug:
but still need more
staggy
but still need more
staggy
Sex God
feeling better now
Sex God
i never offered deancannock a penny, a promise yes but not a penny, anyway he has always said he likes my arse
staggy
staggy
Sex God
I almost feel guilty for backing the Laird now.
Almost...
*VOTE LAIRD!**VOTE LAIRD!**VOTE LAIRD!*
It was the kilt that swayed me... men in skirts just seem to float my boat
Almost...
*VOTE LAIRD!**VOTE LAIRD!**VOTE LAIRD!*
It was the kilt that swayed me... men in skirts just seem to float my boat
Sex God
Quote by little gem
*VOTE STAGGY!**VOTE STAGGY!**VOTE STAGGY!*
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I FORGIVE YOU GEM
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Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:I told neil about the competativeness going on thinking he'd mutter something about being glad he's not entered into such a popularity contest... no, the conversation went....
Him: Have you got any pictures of my arse?
Me: Yeah, some I think
Him: Why haven't you enter my arse into the competition then?
Me: Well I lost most of the good ones when my computer crashed.
Him: Fuck, shit, bollocks, we'll have to take some more :rascal:
Me: OK.
Him: Can I enter now then?
So, no late entries from Neil's arse seeing as he hasn't realised he's not taken the pictures for it yet! :roll: :doh: Gem. xPs. VOTE FOR LAIRD!
Sex God
Well I've got no votes!
And my offers of touting around my vote (which I haven't cast yet) for sexual favours from female campaign managers was met with a deafening silence.
Bluddy sod the lot of ya!!
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And my offers of touting around my vote (which I haven't cast yet) for sexual favours from female campaign managers was met with a deafening silence.
Bluddy sod the lot of ya!!
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