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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Well this thread as been well and truly hi-jacked!! lol

Is that a bad thing Dave? Do you want some Marmite or Jaffa cakes?
Frecklebird, could I have a Jaffa cake please, and I will swap you for a mince pie and a turkey butty :lol:
Yes, can we have a shag as well though?
Got any marmite flavoured jaffa cakes?
Quote by da69ve
Got any marmite flavoured jaffa cakes?

Yuck Da69ve! Marmite flavoured Jaffa cakes, now Mince Pie flavoured marmite, now ya talking.
On my way Frecklebird, i will be there in 10 mins, we can get some practice in for the day after tomorrow (Shag a Mod Day) lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Got any marmite flavoured jaffa cakes?

Yuck Da69ve! Marmite flavoured Jaffa cakes, now Mince Pie flavoured marmite, now ya talking.
On my way Frecklebird, i will be there in 10 mins, we can get some practice in for the day after tomorrow (Shag a Mod Day) lol
10 mins ?????
you got a Time Machine or summat ?
Quote by naked-cleaner
Got any marmite flavoured jaffa cakes?

Yuck Da69ve! Marmite flavoured Jaffa cakes, now Mince Pie flavoured marmite, now ya talking.
On my way Frecklebird, i will be there in 10 mins, we can get some practice in for the day after tomorrow (Shag a Mod Day) lol
10 mins ?????
you got a Time Machine or summat ?
Youve not seen my driving :twisted:
Damn .... if you DID have a Time Machine, was going to ask to borrow it, then I could use it to get up to Jagshire and shag Jags lol
Quote by naked-cleaner
Damn .... if you DID have a Time Machine, was going to ask to borrow it, then I could use it to get up to Jagshire and shag Jags lol

Sod off and get in the queue, I want to go first :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Damn .... if you DID have a Time Machine, was going to ask to borrow it, then I could use it to get up to Jagshire and shag Jags lol

Sod off and get in the queue, I want to go first :twisted:
Would never argue with you NWC, can I go next then ?
Quote by da69ve
Got any marmite flavoured jaffa cakes?

Oh you're sick sick sick! I'm not sharing the throne with you any more!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww :eeek:
Quote by Serendipity
Got any marmite flavoured jaffa cakes?

Oh you're sick sick sick! I'm not sharing the throne with you any more!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww :eeek:
Good i'll have it all to myself then.......very nice of you to abdicate!! lol
I need a pint....anyone else?
Quote by H_ippy
I need a pint....anyone else?

i didnt know you can buy marmite in pint jars lol :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
can see a marmite fight coming soon lol

No, I won't fight for it - anyone else is most welcome to it!no bev i mean we know your weak spot now :lol: how about a marmite kiss :lol:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
can see a marmite fight coming soon lol

No, I won't fight for it - anyone else is most welcome to it!no bev i mean we know your weak spot now :lol: how about a marmite kiss :lol:
Bleurghhhhhhh no way! Wash it off first then you can have a snog wink
Quote by da69ve
Got any marmite flavoured jaffa cakes?

Oh you're sick sick sick! I'm not sharing the throne with you any more!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww :eeek:
Good i'll have it all to myself then.......very nice of you to abdicate!! lol
No chance, I'm staging a coup! And I'm not talking about the royal chicken house! :lol:
Just to piss off the ladies ((NN excepted!), I'm quite partial to Marmite - as is my 'other 'arf!!
Actually, I only posted so NWC gets to see my arse again!! redface lol
Mal
wink
i have just read all of the above and i am rather pleased that i am thick and don't understand a word. but as i wander thru life totally overcome with indifference i am sure its important to some one.
bonytony :violin:
Quote by Mal
Just to piss off the ladies ((NN excepted!), I'm quite partial to Marmite - as is my 'other 'arf!!
Actually, I only posted so NWC gets to see my arse again!! redface lol
Mal
wink

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Anyone would think I liked your arse Mal, whatever gave you that idea?
Now get over here and let me have a grope :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
can see a marmite fight coming soon lol

No, I won't fight for it - anyone else is most welcome to it!no bev i mean we know your weak spot now :lol: how about a marmite kiss :lol:
Bleurghhhhhhh no way! Wash it off first then you can have a snog wink
quoted just in case it gets edited so mistake cannot be seen. no asterix after bleurghhhhhhh
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ewwwwwwwwwwww Jaffa cakes are nearly as bad as Marmite!

They are nothing like that yukky marmite :eeek:
quoted just in case it gets edited so mistake cannot be seen. no asterix after ewwwwwwwwwwww
Some things just never change.
Sweet xx
Have just read this thread again from start to finish and am pleased to see that in the end, total bollox has triumphed over complete stupidity :grin:
Quote by bumpkin
Have just read this thread again from start to finish and am pleased to see that in the end, total bollox has triumphed over complete stupidity :grin:

total bollox we can do, got a gold medal in it wink
Quote by steph
Jags I reckon you deserve a massive bottle of your favourite wine served to you naked by the male forum member of your choice. :

That'll be me then! lol