married men

26 Sep 2005

Quote by the_Laird
That's covered the windowsills of houses, now how about trucks?
Any fresh ideas? :twisted:
:whistling:

Eager
hang a pair of your white nicks over the wing mirror............that should do the trick wink

Oh unless you've used that one before
You know bloody well I have!

:smackbottom:

26 Sep 2005

sorry but back on subject maybe she could come along but not take part????????????

26 Sep 2005

Quote by serps
good point , but even when asked it seems i can't win either way, even being able to speak to the wife does'nt work, so how can i win ??

Getting back to Serps thread, then how about an SH swinging passport issued from SH towers ,(kind of like a driving licence) inclusive of restrictions catorgories, and also endorsements reflecting misdemeanors, etc whilst out,& about?
lol

cc_7up

26 Sep 2005

Quote by serps
is it wrong for a married man to have fun alone if his wife knows all about it ???? just wondered as i can but never get offers, seems to be a lot of mis-trust about it , or is it just me ?????
serps.

Of course it's not wrong as long as she approves - although some people who take their wedding vows seriously might disagree - as was stated here the other day. Posting openly here that she doesn't mind might help but it'll probably only help if people know you both and that your wife reads the threads.

Quote by EagerSlut
Why not think of it the other way round, if you were talking to two women, one of whom was lying about her husband knowing, one of whom was telling the truth, how would know which was which
lhk
Kat

That's easy..............erm................err..............it's got summat to do with two doors with Lion head knockers and asking the question, hasn't it?
There's a question you can ask to find out who's telling the truth but I'm buggered if I can remember what it is.
Sorry to be a boring fart but the question is " If I was to ask the other woman what is the truth, what would she say?" Whatever she says it's the opposite because the liar will change what the truth teller says but the truth teller will faithfully report the liar's lie.

26 Sep 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Washing powder???? Stood for Old Mans Out when on the window sill
Dave_Notts

Apparently it worked for men too, if the box was upside down it would spell OWO standing for "Old Woman's Out"

Quote by freckledbird
Hmmmm Fairy non-bio hasn't got quite the same ring has it?

OI!!! Leave me out of this!! (PS did anyone get a pic of my outfit, I seem not to have any sad

And so, back to topic...
Is this a thinly veiled "I've been here a month and not had a shag yet!" thread?

26 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Sorry to be a boring fart but the question is " If I was to ask the other woman what is the truth, what would she say?" Whatever she says it's the opposite because the liar will change what the truth teller says but the truth teller will faithfully report the liar's lie.

Like a Spaghetti dish, I'm sure this is simpler than it looks...........tune your playing with my mind :shock:

26 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Sorry to be a boring fart but the question is " If I was to ask the other woman what is the truth, what would she say?" Whatever she says it's the opposite because the liar will change what the truth teller says but the truth teller will faithfully report the liar's lie.

Like a Spaghetti dish, I'm sure this is simpler than it looks...........tune your playing with my mind :shock:
:cheers:

:rotflmao: I love you in a brotherly way Dave, so, when you come for tea at mine it's pasta twirls, no spaghetti then for you is it?

27 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Sorry to be a boring fart but the question is " If I was to ask the other woman what is the truth, what would she say?" Whatever she says it's the opposite because the liar will change what the truth teller says but the truth teller will faithfully report the liar's lie.

Like a Spaghetti dish, I'm sure this is simpler than it looks...........tune your playing with my mind :shock:
Would you like some parmesan with that then Sir? lol

You can ask the question of either woman of course (as long as she's having pasta!)
Oh and.......

Quote by marmalaid
Is this a thinly veiled "I've been here a month and not had a shag yet!" thread?

Yes!

27 Sep 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Having met both of serps at Munches I can happily say that they are very very genuine swingers and I sympathise with his predicament.
A way forward in my mind is maybe meet for coffee as a threesome then Mrs Serps backs out when they are all comfortable.
Steph

Having known Mrs and Mrs serps for a few years now i can also say i know them to be a very nice and genuine couples, well shes nice anyway , but i still say if people are just to picky move on, we have had the same problem, as people who know us know me and my hubby meet as singles as well, most women he chats to are happy with a phone chat with me to make sure i am happy with it, those who are still not happy with that are, to be honest, more hasstle than it worth.
So my advice is don't waste you time on women so spend ages humm-ing and arrr-ing, if they not happy with what u are offering find someone else to chat to

27 Sep 2005

Quote by nesxycple
Am I right in thinking OMO was a washing powder?

Someone had to do it... OMO still is a washing powder: .