Master Chef crap or what.

24 Jan 2008

I saw Masterchaf on T.V last night. Crap, those two crappy guys have got to be the worst crap presenters ever. The old Masterchef, not so crap, had something about it. You know the original with that snooty(sort of?) bloke from the States whoever he was.
This program now is just crap with two crap presenters patting them crappy selves on the crappy back. Money for not just old but crap rope.
Crappy crap crap by two crappy sappy chappies talking crap.
Not the only ones to speak crap I know i know biggrin

24 Jan 2008

toally agree,the whole program stinks (of crap }

24 Jan 2008

I reckon I get about 90 minute sof decent telly from my 57 channels in an average week. If my son wasnt here I reckon Id forget about having a telly.

24 Jan 2008

Quote by Lost
I saw Masterchaf on T.V last night. Crap, those two crappy guys have got to be the worst crap presenters ever. The old Masterchef, not so crap, had something about it. You know the original with that snooty(sort of?) bloke from the States whoever he was.
This program now is just crap with two crap presenters patting them crappy selves on the crappy back. Money for not just old but crap rope.
Crappy crap crap by two crappy sappy chappies talking crap.
Not the only ones to speak crap I know i know

I quite like it! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

27 Jan 2008

Quote by blonde
I saw Masterchaf on T.V last night. Crap, those two crappy guys have got to be the worst crap presenters ever. The old Masterchef, not so crap, had something about it. You know the original with that snooty(sort of?) bloke from the States whoever he was.
This program now is just crap with two crap presenters patting them crappy selves on the crappy back. Money for not just old but crap rope.
Crappy crap crap by two crappy sappy chappies talking crap.
Not the only ones to speak crap I know i know

Me too!! :giggle:
I quite like it! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

27 Jan 2008

Bring back Fanny Cradock
Echoes

30 Jan 2008

Quote by Lost
I saw Masterchaf on T.V last night. Crap, those two crappy guys have got to be the worst crap presenters ever. The old Masterchef, not so crap, had something about it. You know the original with that snooty(sort of?) bloke from the States whoever he was.
This program now is just crap with two crap presenters patting them crappy selves on the crappy back. Money for not just old but crap rope.
Crappy crap crap by two crappy sappy chappies talking crap.
Not the only ones to speak crap I know i know

So you don't like it much then confused

:
:giggle:

31 Jan 2008

Quote by noladreams30
I saw Masterchaf on T.V last night. Crap, those two crappy guys have got to be the worst crap presenters ever. The old Masterchef, not so crap, had something about it. You know the original with that snooty(sort of?) bloke from the States whoever he was.
This program now is just crap with two crap presenters patting them crappy selves on the crappy back. Money for not just old but crap rope.
Crappy crap crap by two crappy sappy chappies talking crap.
Not the only ones to speak crap I know i know

Me too!! :giggle:
I quite like it! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
meeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooooo
i love watching chefs at work
i get some good ideas from it...........

31 Jan 2008

Quote by DeeCee
meeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooooo
i love watching chefs at work
i get some good ideas from it...........

come watch me at work :twisted: you can beat the............. redface

5 Mar 2008

i hated that crap glad its over the way those two yobs tasted food just put me off eating

5 Mar 2008

Quote by Phuckers
i hated that crap glad its over the way those two yobs tasted food just put me off eating

Ditto Phuckers

6 Mar 2008

Quote by Echoes7
Bring back Fanny Cradock
Echoes

The Galloping Gourmet - Graham Kerr or even Philip Haben

6 Mar 2008

do i get the impression you think its a bit crap then
i actually like it but then i spend hours watching the food channel, and i dont mind john n greg, better than bloody lloyd grossman, and the chefs get lots more tasks than the old show including being placed in a professional kitchen, it seems more open to normal people and not the snobby lot that used to be on the olds show.
so stop trashing my program!!! lol
Earthy xxx

7 Mar 2008

Greg was at his best on the Saturday morning food magazine program. The Master Chef series have done nothing for his reputation in my view.

7 Mar 2008

Quote by earthchild
do i get the impression you think its a bit crap then
i actually like it but then i spend hours watching the food channel, and i dont mind john n greg, better than bloody lloyd grossman, and the chefs get lots more tasks than the old show including being placed in a professional kitchen, it seems more open to normal people and not the snobby lot that used to be on the olds show.
so stop trashing my program!!! lol
Earthy xxx

I'm with you on this one Earthy. I actively enjoy this programme because it is far better now than it was with Gross Lloydman.
I also think that the shouty headedness is a new feature, which no doubt has been create by some noodle neck marketing geek, but one that I can ignore.
In terms of cookery programmes I think it is dynamic and a refreshing change from the usual sedate fare, and I have picked up many interesting cookery tips and ideas.
wink

7 Mar 2008

I love watching Jamie glug and splosh his way through a masterpiece. I think his style of cooking is great! smile

8 Mar 2008

Quote by GnV
Bring back Fanny Cradock
Echoes

The Galloping Gourmet - Graham Kerr or even Philip Haben Dont remeber Philip Haben... but Im old enough to *just* remember the others! rolleyes

Saw a documentry about them both last year.. Fanny was always bossing hubby around wasnt she? lol

9 Mar 2008

Quote by bbw_lover
do i get the impression you think its a bit crap then
i actually like it but then i spend hours watching the food channel, and i dont mind john n greg, better than bloody lloyd grossman, and the chefs get lots more tasks than the old show including being placed in a professional kitchen, it seems more open to normal people and not the snobby lot that used to be on the olds show.
so stop trashing my program!!! lol
Earthy xxx

I'm with you on this one Earthy. I actively enjoy this programme because it is far better now than it was with Gross Lloydman.
I also think that the shouty headedness is a new feature, which no doubt has been create by some noodle neck marketing geek, but one that I can ignore.
In terms of cookery programmes I think it is dynamic and a refreshing change from the usual sedate fare, and I have picked up many interesting cookery tips and ideas.
wink

I actually got hooked on this programme. I can't cook / wont cook but love food and love watching people who can cook and are inventive.

9 Mar 2008

i think i catch the end of it when recording another programme but cant stand it or any cookery programes

9 Mar 2008

Quote by plumfabio
do i get the impression you think its a bit crap then
i actually like it but then i spend hours watching the food channel, and i dont mind john n greg, better than bloody lloyd grossman, and the chefs get lots more tasks than the old show including being placed in a professional kitchen, it seems more open to normal people and not the snobby lot that used to be on the olds show.
so stop trashing my program!!! lol
Earthy xxx

I'm with you on this one Earthy. I actively enjoy this programme because it is far better now than it was with Gross Lloydman.
I also think that the shouty headedness is a new feature, which no doubt has been create by some noodle neck marketing geek, but one that I can ignore.
In terms of cookery programmes I think it is dynamic and a refreshing change from the usual sedate fare, and I have picked up many interesting cookery tips and ideas.
wink

I actually got hooked on this programme. I can't cook / wont cook but love food and love watching people who can cook and are inventive.
I am going to "out" myself now smile

.... I actually got really hooked on it.....
The four programme "final" was absolutely brilliant!!!!!
I so wanted johnny to win, but I am glad James did.... and so for emily... wow, I wish I could of cooked like that when I was 18!!! I might not be so single if I did...... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Mar 2008

I love to cook so I like it but Greg "the ingredients expert"(?) is kind of annoying.
The way he describes everything he's eating grates more that anything "Hmmm....I'm getting sausages, I'm getting beans, I'm getting chips"
Of course you are, IT'S SAUSAGE, CHIPS AND BEANS YOU EEDJIT!

9 Mar 2008

I did catch Willy Wonkers Chocolate Factory other night... he used choccie in all his cooking!! mmmmmm Yummy!

9 Mar 2008

Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder?

9 Mar 2008

Quote by Lost
I saw Masterchaf on T.V last night. Crap, those two crappy guys have got to be the worst crap presenters ever. The old Masterchef, not so crap, had something about it. You know the original with that snooty(sort of?) bloke from the States whoever he was.
This program now is just crap with two crap presenters patting them crappy selves on the crappy back. Money for not just old but crap rope.
Crappy crap crap by two crappy sappy chappies talking crap.
Not the only ones to speak crap I know i know

I love the programme and the celebrity master chef too
loads better than that drip Lloyd Grossman.
Vicky

9 Mar 2008

Quote by Northernheight5
Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder?

Willie Harcourt-Cooze, bugga thats a mouthful aint it? lol

:lol:

9 Mar 2008

Certainly is but since when was that a bad thing?

9 Mar 2008

Quote by Northernheight5
Certainly is but since when was that a bad thing?

Oooooo Im not knocking choccie..... or Willie lol

:lol:

9 Mar 2008

Yeah ok, i admit its good really, yes It is. In fact i don't think I've so enjoyed a program since... well i don't know when. What thoroughly good entertainment it is indeed. biggrin

:thumbsup: BBC for quality T.V.
Has it finished now? has it? Has it really? awwwwwww thats a shame. wink

:D

9 Mar 2008

But which is best? Or do you like to combine the two? lol

9 Mar 2008

Quote by Northernheight5
But which is best? Or do you like to combine the two?

I once had a chocolate willie! Was ok..... but it took me a while to munch me way through it! The girth was a bit on the thick side confused

:? :?