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Masturbating.. being caught!

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Quote by Scandal
I am absolutely disgusted with this thread . how can the mods allow such deviated.......... conversation in privet let alone public ? :shock: evil

My thoughts exactly!
Was that your nose that just poked me then?! rolleyes
Quote by Stormwalker
To be left alone long enough to have a go would be nice. rolleyes
Stormy, who came home to an empty house the other day, jumped in the shower and was washing his hair (luckily) looked up and found Fire and two children watching him from the other side of the glass. :eeek:
Last shag, lots of days and counting :violin:

Are u guys really giving up sex for Lent?? I'd just want to stay under the duvet and be miserable for all time :cry:
my name is mikec and all i do is wank....
Mike
i got caught a few times by the soon to ex wife, of cause she never got the bloody hint sad
Quote by Ukwineman
i got caught a few times by the soon to ex wife, of cause she never got the bloody hint sad

Tusk Tusk UK... fancy having a :wanker: Sercher will be down on you like a tonne of bricks (well not literally I might add! innocent ) wink
Quote by jaymar
i got caught a few times by the soon to ex wife, of cause she never got the bloody hint sad

Tusk Tusk UK... fancy having a :wanker: Sercher will be down on you like a tonne of bricks (well not literally I might add! innocent ) wink
id rather you came down on me :twisted:
Quote by Ukwineman
i got caught a few times by the soon to ex wife, of cause she never got the bloody hint sad

Tusk Tusk UK... fancy having a :wanker: Sercher will be down on you like a tonne of bricks (well not literally I might add! innocent ) wink
id rather you came down on me :twisted:
oh er Mr UK redface
Quote by jaymar
i got caught a few times by the soon to ex wife, of cause she never got the bloody hint sad

Tusk Tusk UK... fancy having a :wanker: Sercher will be down on you like a tonne of bricks (well not literally I might add! innocent ) wink
id rather you came down on me :twisted:
oh er Mr UK redface
was that a bit full on surprisedops:
Quote by Ukwineman
i got caught a few times by the soon to ex wife, of cause she never got the bloody hint sad

Tusk Tusk UK... fancy having a :wanker: Sercher will be down on you like a tonne of bricks (well not literally I might add! innocent ) wink
id rather you came down on me :twisted:
oh er Mr UK redface
was that a bit full on surprisedops:
hell no! :wink:
:evil2:
but it;s such good fun...... redface
i masturbate and get caught on purpose
does that make me strang err i think not bolt
but meet the wall family
mr window wall
mrs fire wall and their 2 lovely children left'ric and right'ric wall
they liv in my front room annd keep me company
Quote by dekntan
i masturbate and get caught on purpose
does that make me strang err i think not bolt
but meet the wall family
mr window wall
mrs fire wall and their 2 lovely children left'ric and right'ric wall
they liv in my front room annd keep me company

:crazy: you are mad girl!... and do you really really like to get caught?? cool! cool
Quote by Sally-dave
:evil2:
but it;s such good fun...... redface

sure it is and a good stress reliever at that! lol
Den couldn't sleep the other night, so decided a quick wank would send him on his way, I was sound asleep at this point, but was beginning to be woken up by the rustling of the covers,so on realising what he was doing, and knowing how tired i was, i pretended to still be asleep!
However, so as not to make me feel neglected, den decided to turn round to direct his aim towards me.
Next thing, i feel den stroking my jammies and then a 'fuck' as he realises I'm not naked and he's rubbing his spunk into my pyjamas....
Oh dear....