1 Day to Go!
I'd promised myself I wouldn't, but I just could not resist. I took out my huge throbbing penis and and rubbed my hand slowly up and down the veiny shaft, feeling it respond, the soft flesh becoming hard as iron beneath my fingers. Moisture glistened as the head engorged, emerging from beneath the foreskin like the nose of an especially large and potent nuclear missile from its silo. I briefly closed my eyes, imagining using my weapon on a nubile young Russian, her flesh yielding easily to my every thrust. My motions became quicker as my excitement increased, my exceptional man-meat straining against me as though eager to escape the bonds of the flesh and transcend to a higher plane of existance. Soon. Soon! SOON!
Gasping, I put the deflating member back in the freezer compartment and securely closed the door. The transplant was tomorrow!
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Me & My Huge Penis
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Quote by roger743
Today's the day!
I've had my tiny penis cut off and replaced by an 11-inch cloned monster grown from a fusion of my DNA with that of a pot-bellied pig.
God, did it ever hurt!
bet the pig had something to bloody complain about too roger! or did you do a swap?
neil x x x
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Oh My
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Quote by roger743
Today's the day!
God, did it ever hurt!
too bloody right it did!!! had to bite down on the pillow!
Day 1 of my new life
The swelling has gone down remarkably quickly and already my 11-inch flop-monster feels like my own. I urinated through it for the first time today; my aim has improved, I think because I have a much longer shaft down which to sight my target. The nurses say that if I continue to make good progress, I'll be allowed home tomorrow!
Speaking of the nurses, they're certainly looking at me a lot differently now they know I have an inter-contintental ballistic missile rather than a pop-gun in my crotch. I've seen a couple of them eyeing me up, when they think I'm not watching, and I know what they're thinking. They're thinking about how humongous my new dick will be when it gets hard. They're imagining running their tongue up and down and down the never-ending shaft, feeling it getting hard between their teeth... my huge bulbous head leaking copious lubrication into their throats... When I think of this, my new balls already feel heavy with cum, and my new best friend twitches...
I'm told it won't be long before it stands to attention. And I can't wait to play with my new toy!
The swelling has gone down remarkably quickly and already my 11-inch flop-monster feels like my own. I urinated through it for the first time today; my aim has improved, I think because I have a much longer shaft down which to sight my target. The nurses say that if I continue to make good progress, I'll be allowed home tomorrow!
Speaking of the nurses, they're certainly looking at me a lot differently now they know I have an inter-contintental ballistic missile rather than a pop-gun in my crotch. I've seen a couple of them eyeing me up, when they think I'm not watching, and I know what they're thinking. They're thinking about how humongous my new dick will be when it gets hard. They're imagining running their tongue up and down and down the never-ending shaft, feeling it getting hard between their teeth... my huge bulbous head leaking copious lubrication into their throats... When I think of this, my new balls already feel heavy with cum, and my new best friend twitches...
I'm told it won't be long before it stands to attention. And I can't wait to play with my new toy!
Quote by roger743
Hey, I was hearing on the news only yesterday about how there's a shortage of nurses. Way I see it, by splitting nurses in two, I'll be doing the NHS a favour.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: And if they happen to be single and Bi then you can pass them round here,you could even charge for the use of your "new and improved" Nurse
Day 2 of my new life
My release from hospital has been postponed due to a new and unexpected problem - none of my underpants fit me anymore! One of the nurses has been sent to make an emergency call on BHS, for some man-knickers with extra room in the crotch.
The Doc says I'll have to come back next week to get the stitches removed, but otherwise I'm doing fine. But I caught the tremor in her voice as she said it, and I know she's secretly planning to seduce me when I return. I could almost feel her eyes mentally unwrapping my gown to get at the sweet jumbo lollipop within. I can see it now; lying on the trolley, eyes closed as she gently tweezers the stiches from my groin, and then I jerk at the sudden wet touch of her tongue... teasing up and down my rod, and I open my eyes to see her struggling to get her lips around my enormous crown...
I can hardly wait for next week!
My release from hospital has been postponed due to a new and unexpected problem - none of my underpants fit me anymore! One of the nurses has been sent to make an emergency call on BHS, for some man-knickers with extra room in the crotch.
The Doc says I'll have to come back next week to get the stitches removed, but otherwise I'm doing fine. But I caught the tremor in her voice as she said it, and I know she's secretly planning to seduce me when I return. I could almost feel her eyes mentally unwrapping my gown to get at the sweet jumbo lollipop within. I can see it now; lying on the trolley, eyes closed as she gently tweezers the stiches from my groin, and then I jerk at the sudden wet touch of her tongue... teasing up and down my rod, and I open my eyes to see her struggling to get her lips around my enormous crown...
I can hardly wait for next week!
Day 3 of my new life
Released from hospital today! Got back home, had a cuppa, grabbed the porno mags from under my dresser and ran upstairs to put my new tool to use.
:wanker:
Later...
My porn collection is now all stuck together; I must buy some more.
I poured myself another cuppa and logged onto Swinging-Heaven to pick which lucky lady will be the first to enjoy my new elephantine man-trunk. So many advertising for vvvvvvvwe cock, so hard to choose... do I give it to Mandy, who says she wants a big one to split her open like a ripe grape? Or Sandy, who wants a huge one to smother between her voluptuous soft 42KKK breasts? Or what about Karen, whose husband only has a tiny 7-inches and she needs a real man to show her how sex is meant to be, while her genetically inept husband watches?
So hard! So hard looking at their pictures, and so hard to choose!
Maybe I'll just post an advert instead, see which lucky lady wants it the most. Hmmm... what to write..
Can't wait to read my emails tomorrow!
Released from hospital today! Got back home, had a cuppa, grabbed the porno mags from under my dresser and ran upstairs to put my new tool to use.
:wanker:
Later...
My porn collection is now all stuck together; I must buy some more.
I poured myself another cuppa and logged onto Swinging-Heaven to pick which lucky lady will be the first to enjoy my new elephantine man-trunk. So many advertising for vvvvvvvwe cock, so hard to choose... do I give it to Mandy, who says she wants a big one to split her open like a ripe grape? Or Sandy, who wants a huge one to smother between her voluptuous soft 42KKK breasts? Or what about Karen, whose husband only has a tiny 7-inches and she needs a real man to show her how sex is meant to be, while her genetically inept husband watches?
So hard! So hard looking at their pictures, and so hard to choose!
Maybe I'll just post an advert instead, see which lucky lady wants it the most. Hmmm... what to write..
Hello ladies! Is it ever your lucky day! I am a vwwwwwwwwwwwwwe gent from the Midlands with a genuine monster 11-inch cock filled with delicious spunk just for you. Happy to give it to any hottie who wants it (18-40 only and no mingers) so come on, don't be shy, there's enough for everyone!
Can't wait to read my emails tomorrow!
Sex God
Now this transplant thing seems to be going along O.K. at the moment but I honestly fear for the future for you Roger. It's all well and good having a piggy dick, but I have to say that like many other animals they do have a tendancy to whizz at every oppurtunity to mark their territory. Now with the best will in the world, I just can't see any women being best pleased with being well served by your enourmous todger and then watch you whizz all over her furniture, white goods, soft furnishings and floors, whilst rummaging around for some truffles to eat...........
............just a thought.
............just a thought.
