Memory or loss of IT

17 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
I can parallel park - no problem!
Stop parallel to car in front and line up the back wheels. Reverse until front wheel of YOUR car is lined up with back wheel of other car, then straighten up. May need a litle to-ing and fro-ing if you've been careless.
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now call me picky jags....or worse if ya like, but you kinda started off with a strong and bold approach to parallel parking, all very logical and matter of fact and then kinda hedged yer bets a bit by chuckin in a bit of to-ing and fro-ing.....now, this is where me picky bit comes, cos isn't to-ing and fro-ing, another way of saying, fuckin around cos it went wrong. dunno

....davej whose mobile rang on Monday and who starred at it not having a clue how to accept the call despite owning that model a couple of years and useing it heavily enough to have an average monthly bill of Â£400+........
we all have them blank mind moments.
NO! I said MAY...if... careless! That's just the way out of a mess, cos I've seen many a man sitting half in a space and half out not knowing what the fuck to do next!! Just think of it as crisis management!!
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17 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
That's just the way out of a mess, cos I've seen many a man half in a space and half out not knowing what the fuck to do next!!
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Now who's doing the french thing :shock:
db runs upstairs to move the webcam out of the bedroom redface

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17 Jun 2005

parallel parking... Line up next to car.. turn wheel to left and reverse until you hear the crunch... reverse wheel... drive forward until you hear the crunch... get out of x bosses car and walk away... your work here is done ;)
Just kidding... although I find visualising what the back rear wheel is doing very helpful... line that up (one nearest kerb) and everything else falls into place (without that expensive plastic crunch noise) wait till you have to reverse park an ambulance :shock: