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Looks like he bought the shirt from the same shop I did....the tag said XL but it was no where near!
nah, the shirt would have to be beige, like all teachers, lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
this is my mental image of you.......

am i near?
lol

How the hell did you get my picture?????
That's uncanny!
I'm afraid I'm not your typical teacher.
Hint. I was a hod carrier for three years when I was younger and spent ten years working in the building trade before I became a 'mature' student
With a name like Facilitator you must be a Dilbert lookalike.
Bet nobody can guess what I look like - 'cos you can't see my face in my avatar. (there's one who can't have a guess because she's caught a glimpse already)
I thought all teachers had those anti slip pads on the elbows for use on wet grass???
ok..... will just go into paint and do "TE" the masterpiece..... will post it in a min lol
this is T.E. big muscles, blonde hair and blue eyes.

am i right?
Just shit myself! That's uncanny.
Not too sure about the muscles but I think I've got one here somewhere - I'll try and find it!
Quote by TheFacilitator
You're probably tall, thin, blonde, slightly-tanned, clean shaven, well-built but not overly muscular and sporting an 11-inch circumcised penis. Well, am I right?!

In your dreams (and mine actually)
Rich
No no - in my dreams, you'd also be a hermaphrodite with enormous breasts!! lol
~Reese! surprised
Hmmmmm why can't I see any of wbb's pictures???
I missed the bums that were posted by wbb and now I'm missingwesterross
Someone tell me why please
Dawn :silly:
I don't gottem, either :-(
We cant see them either.....WBB have you put a time delay on em so they self destruct
and in answer to the question I must admit to building images of folk and will no doubt be totally wrong as usual.
We can them - you're not mac users are you?
Do you like my new avatar?
Erm, yes. I am a Mac user.
Can you get cream for that?
Erm, I can't see WBB's pics either.
you're not a mac user are you?

No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat.
Mike.
(With love to the Bonzo Dog Band)
Well I can't see them either, and I'm not a Mac user (except when I go for a walk and the urge takes me!!!). It is probably due to my firewall settings but I'm fed up of messing with them.
My Avatar looks just like me except my glasses are much thicker!!! confused lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by MikeNorth
(With love to the Bonzo Dog Band)

I think you'll find that's The Bonzo Dog Do-dah Band.
Because My Pink Half Of The Drain Pipe Keeps Me Away From You!
They dropped the "doo-dah" part of the way through their career.
Mike.
FFS, really?
shite, I'm old.
NO YOU ARE NOT!!! If you are OLD, then I am, and I`m not having it I tell you!
Venusxxx
Venus, babe... OK.. lets's compare bellies & wrinkles.. UP CLOSE!
Only if you promise to love every inch of orange peel, and trace every stretchmark lovingly!
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Only if you promise to love every inch of orange peel, and trace every stretchmark lovingly!
Venusxxx

Yes, ok.
But ditto all the above, hun.
:-D
But of course!
Anyway, if mental images are anything to go by, after Mal`s little diitty I am short and furry. Some kind of hobbit I think!
Venusxxx
Hey - I did OK out of Mal's song!
Making me want him even more than I did.
Shit, I love it here! You can be so honest. I lust after everyone! You all make me leak!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Can you get a plumber for that?! surprised
Venusxxx
Hope not! (unless s/he's cute!)
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I missed the bums that were posted by wbb and now I'm missing westerross
Someone tell me why please
Dawn :silly:

I can't possibly tell you why you're missing me but it's understandable because (seeing as you can't see my picture) I'm blond haired, blue eyed and I've got big muscles.
Dawn, all I can say is that I wouldn't want to be missing you!