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Guys.
Would you please stop and think for a nano second before stating in your profile that you are looking for a;
Gay Single Female
Gay Female Couple
Thank you.
H.x
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Sex God
You mean they're not.... ? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: 
:? :? :?
PSHT.... you'll be telling me next that a bloody good shagging is all these gay women need to turn them straight. :P
(joke, just incase anyone is unclear)
:? :? :? PSHT.... you'll be telling me next that a bloody good shagging is all these gay women need to turn them straight. :P
(joke, just incase anyone is unclear)
Sex God
but then maybe they just want to watch................. yeah i know , ill get me coat
staggy
staggy
Sex God
perhaps they want a gay fem with a strap on 
:D
:D 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Easy & Staggy
Sex God
You mean there are single guys on this site?
Sex God
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but then maybe they just want to watch................. yeah i know , ill get me coat
staggy
Or a decent conversation?
Sex God
Iron? 
Sex God
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You mean there are single guys on this site?
and females
blondy cheats at cards
Sex God
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yeah and most of the little buggers are in my box :giggle:
:shock: :shock:
Sex God
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You mean there are single guys on this site?
yeah and most of the little buggers are in my pm box :giggle:
i heard you had a big box
Master of Sex
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pmsl
That always makes me chuckle.
I think they must be watching to much porn and actually believe that gay women come on here purely looking to put on a performance for straight men
Blonde, a lesbian couple I know got sick and tired to guys asking if they could have a threesome or if they could watch them. Now when a guy asks for a threesome, they reply "Only if we can shag you up the arse with an unlubed strap-on"
The guy usually walks away in shock!
Quote by byron
pmsl
That always makes me chuckle.
I think they must be watching to much porn and actually believe that gay women come on here purely looking to put on a performance for straight men
Blonde, a lesbian couple I know got sick and tired to guys asking if they could have a threesome or if they could watch them. Now when a guy asks for a threesome, they reply "Only if we can shag you up the arse with an unlubed strap-on"
The guy usually walks away in shock!
Sassy makes a note :twisted:
Master of Sex
Quote by Sassy-Seren
pmsl
That always makes me chuckle.
I think they must be watching to much porn and actually believe that gay women come on here purely looking to put on a performance for straight men
Blonde, a lesbian couple I know got sick and tired to guys asking if they could have a threesome or if they could watch them. Now when a guy asks for a threesome, they reply "Only if we can shag you up the arse with an unlubed strap-on"
The guy usually walks away in shock!
Sassy makes a note :twisted:
It works best on University Rugby player types who think that they are irresistible to women. :twisted:
Casanova
excellent post h-x 
In my life I have met many people and While I would describe myself sexualy as male seeks female, I have had various friends(.non sexually)of different orientation. Now there are the Manly gay men and the girly gay men. but then it gets complicated as manly men are not ness. atracted solely to effeminate men ! My point is that in a female lesbian relationship with one being the masculine, could there be a place for a real male equal to the "manly female" in all ways but with a real dick and not strap on, but how would you best ask ? as the man is not Bi nor would one expext the female to be ?
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H-x do'nt spoil there fun, they might have to go back to school and learn to read.
J n B
Guys.
Would you please stop and think for a nano second before stating in your profile that you are looking for a;
Gay Single Female
Gay Female Couple
Thank you.
H.x
gets off soap box and drags it back to the corner where it belongs
Hello.... had to reply to this as I am a bit of a watcher normally....
anyway... perhaps it would be helpful if I say this....
A lesbian is a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. As a lesbian I can safely tell you that regardless of whether I am on the recieving end or the giving end of a strap on that toy does not make me a man.... at all..... just like chopping your penis off will probably not make you a woman.
I don't do men.... at all, no way no how, not even if my eyes are closed and I am very very drunk...... Now if I were to do men... then I wouldn't identify as a lesbian.....
I did like the suggestion of fucking a man up the arse with a very dry large dildo.... ;-) but I would only do that if the person kept talking about about lesbian relationships having a man and woman in it...... it always has a two women in it...silly boy. that is why is called lesbian. I have slept with many women.....and regardless of whatever role we were playing with at the time... I was always a woman and they were always women.
hopefully this helps :shock:
anyway... perhaps it would be helpful if I say this....
A lesbian is a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. As a lesbian I can safely tell you that regardless of whether I am on the recieving end or the giving end of a strap on that toy does not make me a man.... at all..... just like chopping your penis off will probably not make you a woman.
I don't do men.... at all, no way no how, not even if my eyes are closed and I am very very drunk...... Now if I were to do men... then I wouldn't identify as a lesbian.....
I did like the suggestion of fucking a man up the arse with a very dry large dildo.... ;-) but I would only do that if the person kept talking about about lesbian relationships having a man and woman in it...... it always has a two women in it...silly boy. that is why is called lesbian. I have slept with many women.....and regardless of whatever role we were playing with at the time... I was always a woman and they were always women.
hopefully this helps :shock:
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drags soap box, rather loudly, to the middle of the room.
Guys.
Would you please stop and think for a nano second before stating in your profile that you are looking for a;
Gay Single Female
Gay Female Couple
Thank you.
H.x
gets off soap box and drags it back to the corner where it belongs
blimey!.. and there was me wanting to marry a gay female who fancies men 
