Misc objects

6 Mar 2005

Quote by AlexClaireSX
A banana with a condom on when I was a teen Well, definately no banana babies for me lol!

Hmmmmm apart from the fact that you stated you didn't want little B1's or B2's running around the place......why a condom on it????
it's the duty of us all to promote safe sex this includes bananas. There's far too many unwanted Banoffee pies in the world as it is

6 Mar 2005

These days I'm pretty boring and I just use my trusty old Vibrator....
But back in the day I used an Impulse Spray Can and a saucepan Handle :shock:

6 Mar 2005

I did try a Mars bar once but it was very messy :grin:

6 Mar 2005

Quote by Redbird
I did try a Mars bar once but it was very messy :grin:

helps you work , rest and PLAY :P

6 Mar 2005

Kit quite likes the rumble strip on the motorway. :twisted:
lhk
Kat

6 Mar 2005

My good lady enjoys a butternut squash every now and then... starts off big.. becomes OH MY GOD!

6 Mar 2005

still waiting for the first claim to a Toblerone :shock:

6 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
courgettes aswell , they come in all different sizes , they are slightly curved and a little bit pliable , and you can eat them when youve finished

Cucumbers are also good :twisted:

6 Mar 2005

Quote by AlexClaireSX
A banana with a condom on when I was a teen Well, definately no banana babies for me lol!

Hmmmmm apart from the fact that you stated you didn't want little B1's or B2's running around the place......why a condom on it????
I haven't a clue, it was probably something to do with pesticides on the skin or summat, my head wasn't right as a teenager rolleyes

23 Apr 2005

OMG , has anyone seen / tried a new shampoo (they also do conditioner) called Umberto Giannini , Youve got to see the bottle , its a fuckin dildo !!! About 10in long , 4in girth with a domed chrome lid :shock: i swear its a dildo that just happens to contain shampoo . I bought 2 biggrin

:D and its puuurrrrfect :D :P wink

. hair product called curl friends. :shock: :shock: :wink:

23 Apr 2005

designed by a woman then rolleyes

23 Apr 2005

looking at some of the replies, Buying acceptable gifts for women now seems no longer a worry for me! Any old thing as long as its dildo shaped , an If the " girl of my dreams" still does not like it for what it is.......... she can still go f****** herself !!!!!!!

23 Apr 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
OMG , has anyone seen / tried a new shampoo (they also do conditioner) called Umberto Giannini , Youve got to see the bottle , its a fuckin dildo !!! About 10in long , 4in girth with a domed chrome lid :shock: i swear its a dildo that just happens to contain shampoo . I bought 2 :D and its puuurrrrfect :D :P . hair product called curl friends. :shock: :shock: :wink:

NOW I know why the wife used this shampoo.
Nothing to do with tangle free combing or reducing split ends then?

24 Apr 2005

in relation to the ice dildo thread , we put one of " umberto`s " shampoo`s in the fridge before bedtime last night ,,,,wow wink

24 Apr 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
OMG , has anyone seen / tried a new shampoo (they also do conditioner) called Umberto Giannini , Youve got to see the bottle , its a fuckin dildo !!! About 10in long , 4in girth with a domed chrome lid :shock: i swear its a dildo that just happens to contain shampoo . I bought 2 :D and its puuurrrrfect :D :P . hair product called curl friends. :shock: :shock: :wink:

And they are 2 for a fiver at the moment lol

.....you just can't go wrong!!!!!!!
Mrs_Cov

24 Apr 2005

Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
OMG , has anyone seen / tried a new shampoo (they also do conditioner) called Umberto Giannini , Youve got to see the bottle , its a fuckin dildo !!! About 10in long , 4in girth with a domed chrome lid :shock: i swear its a dildo that just happens to contain shampoo . I bought 2 :D and its puuurrrrfect :D :P . hair product called curl friends. :shock: :shock: :wink:

And they are 2 for a fiver at the moment lol

.....you just can't go wrong!!!!!!!
Mrs_Cov bloody hell , H`red paid each at boots sad

:(

24 Apr 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
OMG , has anyone seen / tried a new shampoo (they also do conditioner) called Umberto Giannini , Youve got to see the bottle , its a fuckin dildo !!! About 10in long , 4in girth with a domed chrome lid :shock: i swear its a dildo that just happens to contain shampoo . I bought 2 :D and its puuurrrrfect :D :P . hair product called curl friends. :shock: :shock: :wink:

And they are 2 for a fiver at the moment lol

.....you just can't go wrong!!!!!!!
Mrs_Cov bloody hell , H`red paid each at boots sad

:(
Oh no hornyred.!!......you should have gone to Tesco's!!!!!!! :wink:

24 Apr 2005

my ex really loved her car once, so much so she even replaced and kept the gear stick when she sold it.
apparently the ball on to was had was smoothed down but use, and just the right size confused

25 Apr 2005

Oh in my early years there were a few special stuffed animals that recieved perhaps more love and attention from me than they really should have... redface

ops:

25 Apr 2005

A friend of mine .... no really...it was a friend of mine.. not me honest... locked up her jaw when she was fellating a deoderant can. I don't think she was doing it for any sexual gratification really, just to prove she could. Although.. from a male perspective... if it weren;t a deoderant can and you were stuck in this position for a long period of time before the fire brigase arrive, it wouldn't be a such a bad thing.