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Ladies, whats your fav. misc. object for pleasure? And don't say a dildo or a man lol
An old electric toothbrush...
Minx x
Although not a toy, about 2 years ago, wearing a pair of tight jeans and catching a bumpy 'park n ride' had an orgasm on the back seat!
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An old electric toothbrush...
Minx x

Why an old one??????? Surely a new one would be better (No old cruddy dried up toothpaste)
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An old electric toothbrush...
Minx x

Why an old one??????? Surely a new one would be better (No old cruddy dried up toothpaste)
Im sure you have a toothbrush fetish :twisted:
Ha bloody ha!!!!!! You started it !!!!!!!!!
10 yards of silky ribbon (what I did with it is in another thread somewhere) :twisted:
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An old electric toothbrush...
Minx x

Why an old one??????? Surely a new one would be better (No old cruddy dried up toothpaste)
I wouldn't like to use a new one on my teeth again pmsl
Minx xx
mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol
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mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

Ooh! you as well :shock: surprisedops: :lol:
T-J
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mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

Ooh! you as well :shock: surprisedops: :lol:
T-Jfraid so :oops: :oops: :oops: wink
There was an incident once in a hotel when I had not packed everything I might need and ended up finding a new use for the toothbrush holder/case. Does that count as a toothbrush fetish?
My lighter!
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mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

With the cap on, presumably :lol:
A banana with a condom on when I was a teen confused Well, definately no banana babies for me lol!
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mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

With the cap on, presumably :lol:
Otherwise it would dry you out!!!!!
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mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

With the cap on, presumably :lol:
Of course. Have you never seen the shape of the bottles?
Very phallic indeed - short but phallic all the same surprisedops: :twisted:
T-J
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A banana with a condom on when I was a teen confused Well, definately no banana babies for me lol!

Hmmmmm apart from the fact that you stated you didn't want little B1's or B2's running around the place......why a condom on it????
courgettes aswell , they come in all different sizes , they are slightly curved and a little bit pliable , and you can eat them when youve finished biggrin
Candles, veg, bottles and a loo roll holder and that was just on Tuesday night! :twisted:
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courgettes aswell , they come in all different sizes , they are slightly curved and a little bit pliable , and you can eat them when youve finished biggrin

courgettes auborgine chillies ginger onion garlic sharwoods sweet oriental chilli sauce chopped tomatoes mushrooms ( not magic ffs) and lots of pepper on a bed of rice mmm courgettes lol
ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
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ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
trust me , they are the best veg - toyble in the world ,,,from 5 inches to 10 , from thin to fat , straight to curved , give the humble courgette a go , you`ll never look back biggrin :D :D wink :wink:
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mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

With the cap on, presumably :lol:
Otherwise it would dry you out!!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by hornyred and dino
ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
trust me , they are the best veg - toyble in the world ,,,from 5 inches to 10 , from thin to fat , straight to curved , give the humble courgette a go , you`ll never look back biggrin :D :D wink :wink:
That's not quite how Jamie Oliver puts it. :shock: :D :D
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ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
trust me , they are the best veg - toyble in the world ,,,from 5 inches to 10 , from thin to fat , straight to curved , give the humble courgette a go , you`ll never look back biggrin :D :D wink :wink:
That's not quite how Jamie Oliver puts it. :shock: :D :D
oh now you mentioned jamie oliver im soo put off , i ask you ...would you eat anything he spat in ???
Quote by hornyred and dino
mum roll on deoderant bottle redface lol

Thats what I first used with my 2nd wife. rolleyes
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ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
trust me , they are the best veg - toyble in the world ,,,from 5 inches to 10 , from thin to fat , straight to curved , give the humble courgette a go , you`ll never look back biggrin :D :D wink :wink:
That's not quite how Jamie Oliver puts it. :shock: :D :D
oh now you mentioned jamie oliver im soo put off , i ask you ...would you eat anything he spat in ???dont be put of rachel , they are great honest :D
Quote by hornyred and dino
ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
trust me , they are the best veg - toyble in the world ,,,from 5 inches to 10 , from thin to fat , straight to curved , give the humble courgette a go , you`ll never look back biggrin :D :D wink :wink:
Yeah, just make sure you know your courgettes from your marrows, cos you'll soon know about it!! :eeek: :crazy:
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ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
trust me , they are the best veg - toyble in the world ,,,from 5 inches to 10 , from thin to fat , straight to curved , give the humble courgette a go , you`ll never look back biggrin :D :D wink :wink:
Yeah, just make sure you know your courgettes from your marrows, cos you'll soon know about it!! :eeek: :crazy:hmmmmm , marrows eh , never thought of them,, :D