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Rocky Horror was on last week, so not to worry there.
TS, however, last posted at the beginning of March with what looked like his Swansong - we haven't lost him as well, have we? I hope not!
Mal
TS, however, last posted at the beginning of March with what looked like his Swansong - we haven't lost him as well, have we? I hope not!
Mal
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I don’t think so hun,,, but I will have a look. 
WBB dives under her bed to see if she can find them,
amongst the empty condom wrappers, used batteries, handcuff keys and other junk she spots something…. “AH HA… who is that?!!!!†she says as she drags a barely conscious man out. He looks slightly bedraggled, a bit bruised and battered… but none the less is fine.
“name rank and number†WBB demands. The man looks scared, “I errrrr don’t remember , sorry†he says, teeth chattering, “ the last thing I remember was coming to read your gas meterâ€. (WBB thinks that explains why she has not had a gas bill for 3 years.).
Knowing for sure it is not twisted sister , but still not convinced that it is not Heathers misplaced rocky horror, WBB decides to test him.
Pulling out a black basque and a pair of stocking WBB dangles them in front of him, and asks “what do you associate with these?â€
The nameless man says nothing, but WBB thinks she recognises the glint in his eye ;-)
So errrrrrrr Heather hunny, sorry I cant help anymore.. but I am a bit busy “helping†this poor man to re-adjust!
WBB dives under her bed to see if she can find them,
amongst the empty condom wrappers, used batteries, handcuff keys and other junk she spots something…. “AH HA… who is that?!!!!†she says as she drags a barely conscious man out. He looks slightly bedraggled, a bit bruised and battered… but none the less is fine.
“name rank and number†WBB demands. The man looks scared, “I errrrr don’t remember , sorry†he says, teeth chattering, “ the last thing I remember was coming to read your gas meterâ€. (WBB thinks that explains why she has not had a gas bill for 3 years.).
Knowing for sure it is not twisted sister , but still not convinced that it is not Heathers misplaced rocky horror, WBB decides to test him.
Pulling out a black basque and a pair of stocking WBB dangles them in front of him, and asks “what do you associate with these?â€
The nameless man says nothing, but WBB thinks she recognises the glint in his eye ;-)
So errrrrrrr Heather hunny, sorry I cant help anymore.. but I am a bit busy “helping†this poor man to re-adjust!
Sex God
Rocky Pmed me last week so I know he's alive and kicking. I recall that TS felt it time to leave and hasn't been heard from since. Not sure if TS still lurks, but if you do - come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
TS, TS, come out, come out, wherever you are..... :wink: :wink:
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Dunno about the one mold bit, what do you do with the excess bits!
Sorry I did not leave a note, mummy did tell me about it. Glad sarge did not have to cam up and crawl about the flowerbeds, just manured em, so he would have been a bit smelly for the GFZ....definately NO jaccuzzi.....!
I WAS actually under WBB's bed, and the gas man she found was NOT me, I was hoping to go tandem with him...wait for it...
But...
He got second wind....? ( gas...gettit...? )
Sorry I did not leave a note, mummy did tell me about it. Glad sarge did not have to cam up and crawl about the flowerbeds, just manured em, so he would have been a bit smelly for the GFZ....definately NO jaccuzzi.....!
I WAS actually under WBB's bed, and the gas man she found was NOT me, I was hoping to go tandem with him...wait for it...
But...
He got second wind....? ( gas...gettit...? )
Sex God
welcome back rocky horror
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