MR O'TOOLE'S LETTER TO THE D.H.S.S
IN RESPONSE TO RECEIPT OF THE AIDS LEAFLET
Dear Sir,
I have just received the aids leaflet through my door and would like to apply straight away.
I have been on the dole for the past ten years and ahve been living on supplementary benefit and every other state aid i could get. It now seems I will be getting aid for sex. It's a pity this aids has come so late as I have already got fifteen children and wondered if youwill be paying backpayments.
Your leaflet states that the more sex I have the moe chances I have of getting aids. My only problem here is persuading the wife who is not so keen after fifteen kids. Several years ago I bought some sex aids, but she showed no interest in them and they were hadrly used. Would there be any chance of a refund of the I paid out for these gadgets?
Anyway, I will now explain to her that the government will be paying us for all the sex we have and I'm sure she will agree that we can't let a chance like this slip by.
You also state that I can pass my aids on, but as you will understand witha wife and fifteen kids to feed tehre wont be much left to pass on. If by chance there is a bitleft though I will pass it on to my poor old mother - in - law who only has her pension.
I understand from your leaflet that I can get aids through a blood transfusion and I intedn to write to my local hospital straight away to see when I can have one. Will the aids I get from the hospital be deducted from the aids I get from you??? Perhaps you will write and let me know.
I am a firm beliver in getting every aid from the country I can get and I'm sure you'll agree that by my past performance I do qualify for ths one.
Could you let me knoe how much I will get paid each time, and will it be weekly or monthly payments?
Your's faithfully
Shamus O'Toole
PS; Your advert is great, I certainly wont die of ignorance
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
Soz. Have to agree with De Sade, here. Was gonna post the same, but didn't for fear of repercussions.
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I agree too. Considering how many people on the scene in this country are doing bareback with other highly promiscuous people, AIDS is something we should all be seriously concerned about. Even with protection, the risk is there. We may well already be into an epidemic in the community without anyone yet knowing.
When will some people Lighten up.....it was just a joke and yeah i saw RHD05 last night and was deeply upset by some of the stuff i saw....but that doesn't mean we have to go all PC......does that mean that every joke we see on here will be considered offensive to one person or another!!!.......
Lighten up, it was just a joke!
AIDS has been around for many years and millions has been spent on AIDS awareness. It still baffles me that there are so many new cases in a country like the U.K
People do know about AIDS and prevention, but just aren't bothered about safe sex. I don't think those die of ignorance anymore, but stupidity. Just look at how many of the people we get on photoads asking for bareback.
Yeah I know it's a joke, and I think the concept behind the joke was a good one. I am never prissie about jokes and vulgarity and often think there's a good deal too much "luvvy-huggy-there-there-dear" on this site for me, but it's just that I can't bring myself to find the topic funny.
Not ever, and especially not after last night.
why is it that when a joke is made about a disability or condition theres a big oooh noo thats so wrong you cant say that and it always comes from the pc brigade ,..the ppl that are actually suffering from a said condition always see the funny side of it even though they are aflicted aids is a killer its no joke but does a person with aids loose his / her humour ..of course not ..i have a good friend and her uncle died from aids but it didnt stop him from laughing at himself he was a lovely guy although i didnt know him for long