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Holy Grail is tomorrow night ....
ok our sofa's seat 8 ... tickets on sale now ....
;)
Taught me to respect to Romans!!
Quote by Calista
Holy Grail is tomorrow night ....
ok our sofa's seat 8 ... tickets on sale now ....
;)

I'll have one.....
JGL
You lucky bastard! What I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes lie awake dreaming of being spat at in the face.
Quote by JGL
I love Life of Brian.
Ie watched it so many times and every time i'm in stitches
i love the sence in the dungon, when the old man is complained about the "unfair treatment"
even in pre-cristian days there where BDSM Lovers!!!!!!!!
JGL

:laughabove:
would explain a lot in this house heheheheeh
I'm Brian and so's my wife
Quote by JGL
Holy Grail is tomorrow night ....
ok our sofa's seat 8 ... tickets on sale now ....
;)

I'll have one.....
JGL
and a ticket????????
hump
Quote by Calista
Holy Grail is tomorrow night ....
ok our sofa's seat 8 ... tickets on sale now ....
;)

I'll have one.....
JGL
and a ticket????????
hump
better make it 2 i like to strech out!!!!
JGL
Monty Python FANTASTIC.................................
i'm a lumberjack, and i'm ok... i work all night and i work all day, i chop down tree's and wear high heels...suspendies and a bra...i wish i was a girlie..just like my dear mamaaaaa..
ALBATROSS.......
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM......SPAM AND EGGS..SPAM AND BAKED BEANS
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION...............
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries...you english...kinigit...now go away or i shall taunt you for a second time.......
he has a wife you know.....Incontinencia......Incontinencia Buttocks.......
He wranks high than any over Rwoman In Rome...........Biggus Dickus.....
Centurian frow him ruffly to the ground.................
Cruxifiction.....good.....one cross each 1st door on the left.......
Cruxifiction.....No freedon, they said i could go and live on an island somewhere....Oh wonderful, off you go then.......nah nah only joking....Cruxifiction really
There's lumps of it round the back..............................
proper jailers pet arent we......ooh what i'd do to be a spat at in the face..............
sophie and nige
Quote by Starsign_2
Monty Python FANTASTIC.................................
i'm a lumberjack, and i'm ok... i work all night and i work all day, i chop down tree's and wear high heels...suspendies and a bra...i wish i was a girlie..just like my dear mamaaaaa..
ALBATROSS.......
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM......SPAM AND EGGS..SPAM AND BAKED BEANS
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION...............
your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries...you english...kinigit...now go away or i shall taunt you for a second time.......
he has a wife you know.....Incontinencia......Incontinencia Buttocks.......
He wranks high than any over Rwoman In Rome...........Biggus Dickus.....
Centurian frow him ruffly to the ground.................
Cruxifiction.....good.....one cross each 1st door on the left.......
Cruxifiction.....No freedon, they said i could go and live on an island somewhere....Oh wonderful, off you go then.......nah nah only joking....Cruxifiction really
There's lumps of it round the back..............................
proper jailers pet arent we......ooh what i'd do to be a spat at in the face..............
sophie and nige

Shall I send you a map to ours then?????
Are you the judian people front?
Fuckoff where the peoples front of judia!!!!!!!!!!!!
What have the romans ever done for us, APART from roads, sanitation, it being safe to walk the streets at night, NUFFIN!!!!
Romanus ayunt domus ..........the romans they go to the house?
Conjugate the verb!
god i love that film can you tell? biggrin
"Look, I'm not the messiah!"
"Only the true messiah would deny his own divinity."
"Well what sort of chance does that give me? Alright, I am the messiah!"
"He is the messiah!
'May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your mothers armpits'
'I fart in your general direction!...you dirty wipers of other peoples bottoms'
Well, I am king!
Oh king, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
lol
I have the box set as well.
Say no more, say no more.
nudge, nudge wink wink
You lucky bastard! You lucky lucky bastard!!!!
oi, just because my mother was a hampster, and my father smelled of elderberries, we are all individuals
well, i'm not. lol
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Taught me to respect to Romans!!

But what have they done for us lately!