Munch Tarts!

8 Feb 2006

Owing to the number of SH munches that have taken place over 2005 and starting to take place in 2006.
I am now able to offer 'Offical Munch Tart'status to those who required it.
1. You must have attended at least 4 munches or far :P
2. You must be able to name at least 6 people you met at the munch lol

3. You should be able to state was I sober or drunk at the end of the night redface

Please post in this thread and I will consider your status :lol: :twisted:

8 Feb 2006

can you tell there are several of us in here today who are desperatley trying to ward off the post-munch blues???????? lol

8 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
can you tell there are several of us in here today who are desperatley trying to ward off the post-munch blues????????

Nope not me! innocent

Minx x x

8 Feb 2006

As a relative newbie I'm catching up on a lot of the terminology in the area but could you explain what a munch is please? Sounds delicious, but I may be getting the wrong end of the stick, as it were.

8 Feb 2006

>>waits for Sarah to get back from the library and post the link, cos ya sooo know its en route! lol

8 Feb 2006

Erm I think it's safe to say I can meet the required criteria lol

What I want to know is what are the requirements to be promoted up the ranks from Munch Tart to Munch Whore?
And whilst we're on the subject I think you'redefinitely overdue a promotion - to what though I have no idea
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment? dunno

In edit
Munch explanation here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html

8 Feb 2006

Quote by delsutton
As a relative newbie I'm catching up on a lot of the terminology in the area but could you explain what a munch is please? Sounds delicious, but I may be getting the wrong end of the stick, as it were.

beats Sarah to it: lol

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html <<<here ya go hun biggrin

:doh: bollox, HLB did it instead :lol:

8 Feb 2006

Post Munch Blues used to last for months rather than a few days! lol

Theyre so frequent you could be at something every weekend from now til christmas most likely!
No sympathy here! flipa

;) :lol:
And no badge required. I'm saving myself for the North West smile

/flounces :P :twisted:

8 Feb 2006

Quote by delsutton
As a relative newbie I'm catching up on a lot of the terminology in the area but could you explain what a munch is please? Sounds delicious, but I may be getting the wrong end of the stick, as it were.

munch
Darkfire and biwelshminx you were upgraded earlier today
HLB status:- 'Offical Munch Whore'

8 Feb 2006

Thats not fair...we've only done 3 munches......but we can name lots of peeps that we have met unfortunately half of them are banned now confused

.......

8 Feb 2006

Quote by JudyTV
I think I would qualify as a 'Super Munch Tart' as I attended the very first official SH munch ever and have been to at least 8 or more other munches and was not sober at the end of any of them. I could probably name far more than the required six people Sarah, including one of my most fave people ..............you and at least on other person who has posted here so for her too
Jude

Judytv status:- 'Super Munch Tart'
Little Gem status:- waiting

8 Feb 2006

Quote by da69ve
Thats not fair...we've only done 3 munches......but we can name lots of peeps that we have met unfortunately half of them are banned now .......

Granted as you have met me! lol

8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
And whilst we're on the subject I think you're definitely overdue a promotion - to what though I have no idea
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment?

Seconded ! :thumbup:

8 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire

And whilst we're on the subject I think you're definitely overdue a promotion - to what though I have no idea
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment?

Seconded ! :thumbup:
Thirded biggrin

Minx x x

8 Feb 2006

Quote by Sarah
HLB status:- 'Offical Munch Whore'

:happy: rushes off to update signature
Right we still require an official title for you and Judy though lol

8 Feb 2006

Quote by little gem
I'm saving myself for the North West
:P :twisted:

and me!!!! and will you and Debz be pole dancing for me again :giggle:
one munch done and i've already been certified as a Munch Tartlet!! :lol2:

8 Feb 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

And whilst we're on the subject I think you're definitely overdue a promotion - to what though I have no idea
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment?

Seconded ! :thumbup:
Thirded biggrin

Minx x x
Well that settles it:
Sarah
For your services to munches and those that attend them surprised

I hereby certify you as:
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment worship

8 Feb 2006

Well done...may i be thefirst to congratulate you.

8 Feb 2006

Thank you
Judytv is sorted
My signature is sorted
Who is next............. lol

8 Feb 2006

Well if meaty gets to be a munch tartlet it's only fair that Searcher gets that title as well don't you think? :twisted:

8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well if meaty gets to be a munch tartlet it's only fair that Searcger gets that title as well don't you think? :twisted:

agreed
Searcher01:- status:- 'offical munch tartlet'

8 Feb 2006

wanna go to a munch now!!

8 Feb 2006

Be careful what you wish for Tamworth Guy.
I should point out now that munches can get highly addictive.
Once you start there's no way back :shock:

8 Feb 2006

I remember having to meet 3 people once out inthe car park as they were 'worried' by what they might find inside the pub we were in!!!!!!!!
Now there is no stopping them!! lol

8 Feb 2006

ohhhhhh Sarah, Sarah me please!! ive been to 5 munches, met loads of lovely people including yourself of course and i think i deserve to be called a munch tart lol!!
Suze xxxxx

8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Be careful what you wish for Tamworth Guy.
I should point out now that munches can get highly addictive.
Once you start there's no way back :shock:

Thats what i am wishing for... i wish, i wish,i wish...
Nothingis happening? am i doing it right?

8 Feb 2006

Quote by Suze43
ohhhhhh Sarah, Sarah me please!! ive been to 5 munches, met loads of lovely people including yourself of course and i think i deserve to be called a munch tart lol!!
Suze xxxxx

Granted:- 'offical munch tart'

8 Feb 2006

Still wishing but nothing is happening.. anyonewant to take me to a munch?

8 Feb 2006

Quote by Darkfire
As a relative newbie I'm catching up on a lot of the terminology in the area but could you explain what a munch is please? Sounds delicious, but I may be getting the wrong end of the stick, as it were.

beats Sarah to it: lol

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html <<<here ya go hun biggrin

:doh: bollox, HLB did it instead :lol:
OK thanks, now I understand, and it soes sound interesting. As a newbie I guess I'll just have to keep posting and get beyond that point of being a newbie, whatever and whenever that is! smile

8 Feb 2006

Quote by Sarah
Owing to the number of SH munches that have taken place over 2005 and starting to take place in 2006.
I am now able to offer 'Offical Munch Tart' status to those who required it.
1. You must have attended at least 3 munches or far :P
2. You must be able to name at least 6 people you met at the munch
3. You should be able to state was I sober or drunk at the end of the night
Please post in this thread and I will consider your status :lol: :twisted: