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my partner says that my avator implies i like to be spanked.....it's not true, lol, i thought it was more like, "keep doing those TOUCH YOUR TOES EXERCISES or you'll never be ready for the munch!!!!!!"
what does your avator say about you??
That I'm a tit
LOLOLOLOL lol :lol:
I'm a useless dancer...even though i actually used to dance on stage in certain productions up to only 6 years ago
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Quote by deancannock
I'm a useless dancer...even though i actually used to dance on stage in certain productions up to only 6 years ago

tell me it wasn't the Rocky Horror, Dean, lol. i thought i'd seen your ass somewhere before!!!
My avatar says ... ... I've got a big bum and stripey bedding!
mellow being the west mids you might well have seen it as most of my stage work was around the midlands area.......but was in production of Chicago....Best little whorehose in texas...and was in pantomime every christams time.....quite often played the baddy....favorite was Puss in Boots where I was the Baddy called Black leather....So i dressed from head to toe in leather and had a whip....!!!!!!
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Quote by deancannock
mellow being the west mids you might well have seen it as most of my stage work was around the midlands area.......but was in production of Chicago....Best little whorehose in texas...and was in pantomime every christams time.....quite often played the baddy....favorite was Puss in Boots where I was the Baddy called Black leather....So i dressed from head to toe in leather and had a whip....!!!!!!

yes, i'm pretty sure it was you then, lol. have you still got any of your "props"?????
My avatar says I'm a headbanger.
must stop dong that, as I spend loads of money on new keyboards
confused :?
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My avatar says I'm an evil, deceptive cartoon character who is often mistaken for a fingerbob biggrin
(Temporarily replaced for someone who has difficulty conversing with a mouse :lol2smile
Warming the Bed
My Avatar that implies that iam the Nookie bear who afterfalling from celebrity fame in the early 80's took to pimpery confused
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Quote by Hu99ie
My Avatar that implies that iam the Nookie bear who afterfalling from celebrity fame in the early 80's took to pimpery confused

Ah. The penny drops.
You are Antonio Fargas and I claim my reward. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Lil_Bunny
That I'm a tit
LOLOLOLOL lol :lol:

In that case, we must be a right pair o tits :twisted:
Gill & Del x
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<== ...that I am obviously some sort of sad refugee from the psychedelic '60s who lives in a graveyard. :color: rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
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Quote by Reese
<== ...that I am obviously some sort of sad refugee from the psychedelic '60s who lives in a graveyard. :color: rolleyes
~Reese! surprised

How accurate!
my avatar simply says i have a big nose! allegedly!!! i have been reassured that's not really the case, honest! but noone believes me now :sad: i also have a slightly pretentious penchant for french literary types :lol2: except for curiously enough cyrano de bergerac himself, who's actually a bit rubbish! ;)
<<< waffles on in a massively pretentious way about yer existentialist frenchie goalkeeper types etc etc as though he actually has some clue what he's on about . . . . rotflmao >>>
neil x x x ;)
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Who you callin' big nose? © MPFS
Quote by Vix
Who you callin' big nose? © MPFS

erm . . . me Vix! cos allegedly i have a big one! ;)
go on i have to ask? MPFS??? i don't think it's any of these . . . .
Medienpadododischer Forschungsverbund Sudwest?
Media-Province Friends School?
MPFS Records?
Multipupil Field Spectrograph?
Medicare Physician Fee Schedule?
dunno
how's about a clue?
neil x x x ;)
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Quote by neilinleeds
how's about a clue?

The Knights who say...."Ni"
Quote by Vix
how's about a clue?

The Knights who say...."Ni"
:doh: :doh: :doh: damn don't i feel stupid! i might have known!
'Blessed are the big noses.' :lol2:
neil x x x ;)
Quote by warwick
nuff said lol

yeah, I think it does what it says on the tin.
Sepia - 9 out of 10 stretchmark owners said thier tits prefer it.
Venusxxx
Erm well i think that mine shows that an occasional flash of the tits is good for you!
My avatar says..................
Nuffink.
I can't get any sound to work with it :cry:
um, mine says... i have a fantastic pair of tits and i felt like getting them out so EVERYONE can enjoy them, lol!! (some have enjoyed them more closely than others, obviously!!)
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I wear me underpants over me tights. wink
Quote by dazandlou
um, mine says... i have a fantastic pair of tits and i felt like getting them out so EVERYONE can enjoy them, lol!! (some have enjoyed them more closely than others, obviously!!)

No Lou your avatar says your a slut lol wink
Mine says that i am a sofa :shock:
Quote by Steve_Lincs
Mine says that i am a sofa :shock:

And that would go along with the voices in your head then love :uhoh: loon
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Quote by VenusnMars
Sepia - 9 out of 10 stretchmark owners said thier tits prefer it.
Venusxxx

Why do you think all mine are b/w????