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It's my birthday next month....... my 33rd :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was thinking of inviting 33 guys round to my house for a sex party, one for every year of my life - well it beats birthday candles lol - but with the amount of guys that don't bother to turn up, I'm thinking that might be a waste of time confused .....
So, I'm looking for suggestions...... what could I do for my birthday? Give me some ideas!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
So, I'm looking for suggestions...... what could I do for my birthday? Give me some ideas!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:

Me? :lol2: passionkiss
Mal
and Little Mal wink
So, that's one down 32 to go..... rotflmao
Do I get to pick which year I represent? lol
Quote by bluexxx
It's my birthday next month....... my 33rd :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was thinking of inviting 33 guys round to my house for a sex party, one for every year of my life - well it beats birthday candles lol - but with the amount of guys that don't bother to turn up, I'm thinking that might be a waste of time confused .....
So, I'm looking for suggestions...... what could I do for my birthday? Give me some ideas!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmmmmm....... You're supposed to blow out candles so if you have 33 goys round you're gonna.......
end up with jaw ache. blast wink
TBH I've no idea. A friend of ours is 40 very soon and everyone she works with has clubbed together to buy her 40 little, quirky presents. Should be a giggle if nothing else.
Don't think Blue does quirky - she seems pretty strait laced to me!! :shock:
bleedin' 'ell bluexxx . . . .
i've heard of greedy girl nights but good on ya!! count me in cos i reckon you might get more than you bargained for, and flag halfway through! :lol2:
n x x x x ;-)
And you would stand in for her? :shock:
Quote by bluexxx
It's my birthday next month....... my 33rd :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was thinking of inviting 33 guys round to my house for a sex party, one for every year of my life - well it beats birthday candles lol - but with the amount of guys that don't bother to turn up, I'm thinking that might be a waste of time confused .....
So, I'm looking for suggestions...... what could I do for my birthday? Give me some ideas!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

WOW do you know 33 guys :?:
I'm impressed
Quote by mal609
And you would stand in for her? :shock:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
n x x x :P
I've been mulling this idea over while at the supermarket :shock:
The idea of having a birthday party for forum members is becoming appealing, the only problem being that my house is rather small so there would have to be a limit on numbers............
I might well post something in Meet Up shortly and see what interest I get lol :lol: :lol:
I too have a birthday next month and I'll be 32, depending on the date, Blue, please can I get an invite too? I'll bring the entertainment, no fuck it, I'll bring the condoms! :bounce:
Quote by marmalaid
I too have a birthday next month and I'll be 32, depending on the date, Blue, please can I get an invite too? I'll bring the entertainment, no fuck it, I'll bring the condoms! :bounce:

You ARE the entertainment!!! lol
Right guys, there's some details of the party I'm thinking of having now in Meet Up. If you are seriously interested in attending post in reply to the Meet up thread. Feel free to hijak this one as you see fit wink
Quote by Jags
I too have a birthday next month and I'll be 32, depending on the date, Blue, please can I get an invite too? I'll bring the entertainment, no fuck it, I'll bring the condoms! :bounce:

You ARE the entertainment!!! lol
You never know, J, I may be a shy, retiring wallflower in TRW, maybe you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.
:karaoke:
Quote by bluexxx
It's my birthday next month....... my 33rd :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was thinking of inviting 33 guys round to my house for a sex party, one for every year of my life - well it beats birthday candles lol - but with the amount of guys that don't bother to turn up, I'm thinking that might be a waste of time confused .....

Well, on the basis that it's traditional not to admit to your true age, a few no shows will simply define what age you want to be.
Based on your logic, Musketeer, I want to be 115 :twisted: lol :lol: :lol:
33 GUYS??? (Oopps, sorry, just dribbled on the keyboard.)
You will need help.
You will surely need help.
Please need help.
Jezzay.
(PS Just thinking - if I did the same on my birthday I'd need to book the Norwich City stadium.)
The more the merrier, Jezzay :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by marmalaid
I too have a birthday next month and I'll be 32, depending on the date, Blue, please can I get an invite too? I'll bring the entertainment, no fuck it, I'll bring the condoms! :bounce:

You ARE the entertainment!!! lol
You never know, J, I may be a shy, retiring wallflower in TRW, maybe you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.
:karaoke:
Banging on the kitchen floor????
Oops - wrong thread again
Blue
:idea: :idea: :idea:
I dont know you hardly at all, but I can guess that not ever year of your life has been a fanstastic year. Therefore, if a few guys dont turn up or are completely useless, then that will simply reflect those years that weren't much cop.
Maybe you could refer to guys as years, rather than buy name. So after a very exhaustive and fantastic shag, you'd say "wow, you were like 2001 all over again" and the ones who don't turn up would simply be referred to as the years from your childhood as they act like bl**dy children! mad
Any guys who last a few minutes, we'll those would represent those years that just seemed to fly by wink
Every year of my life has been fantastic, so I expect everyone I invite to be on top form, whatever year they are representing! wink :wink: :wink: