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My Dream Man!!!!

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A couple of nights ago I dreamed a dream that I can't forget..... two days on I'm still thinking about the COCK SHOT that my mind created..... :shock:
The dream was quite short. I was moderating the forum..... yes, I actually dream about moderating the forum :crazy: ...... and someone called ste_alt_565 logged on with a cock shot as an avatar.... Now we all know that genitals are not allowed as avatars so I Pmed him and told him that if he did not remove it he would be de-activated confused . He did not remove it.... and I kept staring and staring at the screen....... at that MAGINIFICENT COCK!!! When i pulled myself together and realised that even though it was the cock of my dreams, it belonged to someone who was breaking the rules, I quickly de-activated him and that was the end of the mythical ste_alt_565....
There is and to my knowledge never has been a username called ste_alt_565, so where did I get that from, and how on earth did I dream up such a great specimen of manhood??????
I will probably wonder forever! :eeek:
satin has another alter ego?!?!? :shock:
dont no..................BLUE how many alter egos has satin got lol
I don't think he has any alter-egos....... :eeek: .... so who the hell is ste_alt_565!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm here for you baby!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
SHAGS are here for you too Blue :shock: :shock:
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I'm here for you baby!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
wow blue you had one of them prophetic dreams. i have them!
i have dreams about weird replies to threads as well, but shush people might think i'm a loon
neil x x x ;)
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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I'll NEVER sleep again! :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink
You won't want to sleep when you get your hands on me, baby!!! cool
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is absolutely fucking surreal!!!!
OK, ste_alt_565.... I've been dreaming about your cock for the last two days, but do you know how to use it! :rotflmao:
I do tend to use it sparingly.. in order to preserve its natural beauty. But for you I would be willing to break the rules wink
How come no one makes this much fuss over my cock shot??
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think your cock shot is the best one I've seen hun!!!!!
rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ah, it seems that ste_alt_565 has been putting himself about a bit............. xxdevil69, is his cock really THAT good?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Definately Blue.. I'd recommend it to anyone!!!!!!!
You trying to imply that I'm a slag?!?!?! :shock:
I have a dream... she's topless. She has huge breasts and two vaginas. Her head is a spoon. I can see my reflection in it... upside down.
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think your cock shot is the best one I've seen hun!!!!!

Gee! Thanks! kiss
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Definately Blue.. I'd recommend it to anyone!!!!!!!

OI !!! What have you been up to whilst I was out earlier??!!!???? mad :x
I heard that his cock has different settings for added pleasure...
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Different settings? :shock:
OMG... ste_alt_565 is an android! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Worse than that Blue.............................................................
He's your conscience!!!!!!!!! :shock:
OMG....
Maybe he's MY alter-ego :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
haaaa haaaa!!... one of the funniest posts ive read in ages!.. rotflmao
Alter egos and cock shots.... brilliant.. you couldnt make it up. lol
Yeah, but we did make it up! :shock:
Actually, I made it up in my sleep - pass me my medication someone :crazy:
whatever medication you are taking blue... Reckon you need a stronger dose! lol
Mind you.. saying that i wouldnt bother. Sounds like your having fun! biggrin
Yeah.. Blue dreamt about this bloke.. then some sick, twisted memeber of this site thought it would be funny to create a profile under the name she had dreamt of!!! If you ask me its just plain cruel! rolleyes
Yeah, and ste_alt_565 seems to be someone you know very well, xxdevil69! :shock:
yes thats a point blue....
Devil.. it seemed you knew who the "alter ego" was... does this mean your on the same medication as blue??. Maybe its you subconsciencely planting these studs into Blues head?
Doc Magik