My Dream Man!!!!

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

A couple of nights ago I dreamed a dream that I can't forget..... two days on I'm still thinking about the COCK SHOT that my mind created..... :shock:
The dream was quite short. I was moderating the forum..... yes, I actually dream about moderating the forum :crazy: ...... and someone called ste_alt_565 logged on with a cock shot as an avatar.... Now we all know that genitals are not allowed as avatars so I Pmed him and told him that if he did not remove it he would be de-activated confused

. He did not remove it.... and I kept staring and staring at the screen....... at that MAGINIFICENT COCK!!! When i pulled myself together and realised that even though it was the cock of my dreams, it belonged to someone who was breaking the rules, I quickly de-activated him and that was the end of the mythical ste_alt_565....
There is and to my knowledge never has been a username called ste_alt_565, so where did I get that from, and how on earth did I dream up such a great specimen of manhood??????
I will probably wonder forever! :eeek:

kazswallows

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

is it satins alter ego confused

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payne

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

satin has another alter ego?!?!? :shock:

kazswallows

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

dont no..................BLUE how many alter egos has satin got lol

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

I don't think he has any alter-egos....... :eeek: .... so who the hell is ste_alt_565!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

ste_alt_565

Forum Virgin

10 Oct 2004

I'm here for you baby!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

frogster

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

SHAGS are here for you too Blue :shock: :shock:

neilinleeds

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Quote by ste_alt_565
I'm here for you baby!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
wow blue you had one of them prophetic dreams. i have them!
i have dreams about weird replies to threads as well, but shush people might think i'm a loon

neil x x x ;)

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

OH MY FUCKING GOD
:crazy: :eeek: :crazy: :eeek: :crazy: :eeek: :crazy: :eeek: :crazy: :eeek:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll NEVER sleep again! :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink

ste_alt_565

Forum Virgin

10 Oct 2004

You won't want to sleep when you get your hands on me, baby!!! cool

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is absolutely fucking surreal!!!!
OK, ste_alt_565.... I've been dreaming about your cock for the last two days, but do you know how to use it! :rotflmao:

ste_alt_565

Forum Virgin

10 Oct 2004

I do tend to use it sparingly.. in order to preserve its natural beauty. But for you I would be willing to break the rules wink

Unknown User

10 Oct 2004

How come no one makes this much fuss over my cock shot??

payne

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think your cock shot is the best one I've seen hun!!!!!

kazswallows

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao:

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ah, it seems that ste_alt_565 has been putting himself about a bit............. xxdevil69, is his cock really THAT good?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

payne

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Definately Blue.. I'd recommend it to anyone!!!!!!!

ste_alt_565

Forum Virgin

10 Oct 2004

You trying to imply that I'm a slag?!?!?! :shock:

GregLondon

Sexpert

10 Oct 2004

I have a dream... she's topless. She has huge breasts and two vaginas. Her head is a spoon. I can see my reflection in it... upside down.

Unknown User

10 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think your cock shot is the best one I've seen hun!!!!!

Gee! Thanks! kiss

devil_in_part

Sexlightened

10 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Definately Blue.. I'd recommend it to anyone!!!!!!!

OI !!! What have you been up to whilst I was out earlier??!!!???? mad

:x
I heard that his cock has different settings for added pleasure...

bluexxx

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Different settings? :shock:
OMG... ste_alt_565 is an android! :shock: :shock: :shock:

payne

Sex God

10 Oct 2004

Worse than that Blue.............................................................
He's your conscience!!!!!!!!! :shock:

bluexxx

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

OMG....
Maybe he's MY alter-ego :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Unknown User

11 Oct 2004

haaaa haaaa!!... one of the funniest posts ive read in ages!..
Alter egos and cock shots.... brilliant.. you couldnt make it up.

bluexxx

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Yeah, but we did make it up! :shock:
Actually, I made it up in my sleep - pass me my medication someone :crazy:

Unknown User

11 Oct 2004

whatever medication you are taking blue... Reckon you need a stronger dose!
Mind you.. saying that i wouldnt bother. Sounds like your having fun!

payne

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Yeah.. Blue dreamt about this bloke.. then some sick, twisted memeber of this site thought it would be funny to create a profile under the name she had dreamt of!!! If you ask me its just plain cruel! rolleyes

bluexxx

Sex God

11 Oct 2004

Yeah, and ste_alt_565 seems to be someone you know very well, xxdevil69! :shock:

Unknown User

11 Oct 2004

yes thats a point blue....
Devil.. it seemed you knew who the "alter ego" was... does this mean your on the same medication as blue??. Maybe its you subconsciencely planting these studs into Blues head?
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