My fourth fetish to try: Mars Bars

11 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
miserable bastard

honest miserable bastard Silk and the big G.....honest miserable bastard.
........davej off to whizz a few flumps up his arse to see if it makes em taste better...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
OMG the picture I have in my head now :shock:
Are we talking normal Flumps or the giant ones Dave?

11 Sep 2005

Never tried the mars bar thing but personaly I find cherries or strawberries are very nice

11 Sep 2005

Quote by sexyfella
Never tried the mars bar thing but personaly I find cherries or strawberries are very nice

oooo i like them too :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Never tried the mars bar thing but personaly I find cherries or strawberries are very nice

oooo i like them too :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Cherries or strawberries - there's a difference ya know!! :twisted: :twisted:

11 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Never tried the mars bar thing but personaly I find cherries or strawberries are very nice

oooo i like them too :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Cherries or strawberries - there's a difference ya know!! :twisted: :twisted:
there isent is there! rolleyes

come on tell me!

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
NWC, Harry's tried battered Mars bars but he's heard of ladies offering coated ones in strip clubs. I presumed he meant that those ones would be coated in the lady's juices.

:shock: I really hope so!!!!
Saying that, I suppose the batter would go soggy after a while lol

Ewwwwww you mucky bugga. Battered Mars bars all round in Wigan then, is it? :lol:
Ewwww, no I dont like mars bars and the thought of them being battered, Ewwww
And soz for being soooo disgusting, I was just thinking out loud :lol: But like I said, if it had been a chunky kit kat, I would do anything for a chunky kit kat, swapped Mr NWC for a chunky kit kat once :lol: (but they sent him back)
:shock: Yikes, you are in so much trouble for calling him "chunky" when kitkat gets back !!
You did mean......

didn't you????
I used a twix once... which was excellent at the time, and tasted very nice, but the body heat made it melt and, lets say there was quite a chocolatey mess... and then the lass sat on the edge of my bed and left a lovely imprint of her pussy, on the sheet... I was loath to put that in the washing machine...

11 Sep 2005

Debbiewebs
I cant quite make out your avatar and its driving me mad, any chance of sending it to me in a viewable size, its the strange looking hair that is disturbing me
Regards
Harry Jones

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Never tried the mars bar thing but personaly I find cherries or strawberries are very nice

oooo i like them too :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Cherries or strawberries - there's a difference ya know!! :twisted: :twisted:
there isent is there! rolleyes

come on tell me!
Weeelll strawberries are soft, juicy, heart shaped and slightly hairy.
Cherries are......well you can have me cherry any time you like girl!!

11 Sep 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Debbiewebs
I cant quite make out your avatar and its driving me mad, any chance of sending it to me in a viewable size, its the strange looking hair that is disturbing me
Regards
Harry Jones

is that better babes...i have a mask on

11 Sep 2005

Its not cos shes shy Harry ....shes just robbed the local sex aid shop ! lol

:lol:

11 Sep 2005

I used to go out with a truly sick bloke who used to go out for a night on the piss, before taking a bag of chips home with him... then he used to grate cheese on top of the chips, put a mars bar on top and microwave for a minute, and then eat the lot. Truly sick :spit:
I've never got to grips with mars bars after witnessing such a gross event :uhoh:

11 Sep 2005

That is sick ! No vinegar!

11 Sep 2005

What about ketchup?

11 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What about ketchup?

you get worse in ya old age lol

:lol: :lol: rotflmao

11 Sep 2005

No vinegar or ketchup, that would have ruined the taste of the chocolate :shock:
Thing is, he was as thin as a rake, there is no justice dunno

11 Sep 2005

You should have thumped him then, Blue lol

11 Sep 2005

I imagine she did.

11 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What about ketchup?

ketchup ??? on chips ??? are you ill??? Mayonnaise on chips ~ every time.

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
I imagine she did.

If we asked her nicely, do you reckon she'd thump the geeks as well? lol

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Calista
What about ketchup?

ketchup ??? on chips ??? are you ill??? Mayonnaise on chips ~ every time.
Even with cheese and Mars bars?

11 Sep 2005

Nooooooooooooo I reckon Blue has a sneaky soft spot for geeks :-)

11 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What about ketchup?

ketchup ??? on chips ??? are you ill??? Mayonnaise on chips ~ every time.
Even with cheese and Mars bars?
Never eaten a mars bar so ? I'm a rare breed of woman ... I don't eat chocolate at all :shock:
Cheese on chips with mayo ... mmmm god i'm hungry!
C x

11 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Nooooooooooooo I reckon Blue has a sneaky soft spot for geeks :-)

Yeah, the one between their legs is quite soft I believe. biggrin

11 Sep 2005

we tryed a mars bar once, one of the king size ones :eeek:
i got carried away with it and wouldn't let my other 1/2 eat it and it just melted to a lump sad

that twirly chocolate on the top felt nice though lol

And yeah it was messy.. very messy :lol:

12 Sep 2005

I remember hearing mick jagger denying it and saying "you'd have to be utterly jaded to want to do something like that".
I did it with my first proper gf when I was 16. Was quite surprised at how fast it melted. :shock:

12 Sep 2005

Doesn't Mick Jagger have a daughter called Jade?

12 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Doesn't Mick Jagger have a daughter called Jade?

He does indeed.

12 Sep 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
Doesn't Mick Jagger have a daughter called Jade?

He does indeed.
Maybe they'd been playing with Mars bars when she was conceived then?

12 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Doesn't Mick Jagger have a daughter called Jade?

He does indeed.
Maybe they'd been playing with Mars bars when she was conceived then?
Just think, she could be one third Mick Jagger, one third Mrs Jagger (don't know who his wife at the time was confused

), and one third Mars bar......... :P