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Myself and my daughter went into my friends reptile shop today for a wee looky, and I was in there a mere ten seconds before he pulled a bloody huge spider out of a box to show me. Well, I think I hit near Mach 3 in the opposite direction.
My daughter just stood there in the shop, dismayed at what a big pussy I'd shown myself to be. confused
But never fear folks, the Chunky Lover recovered some Man Points by holding a big assed Boa Constrictor that she was too scared to go near, so once again Dad's a hero. biggrin
Here's a couple of pics of my pal (who owns the shop) holding the Boa..


So, feeling a tad peckish I remembered him mentioning the 'ratsicles' that he feeds his beasts with, so I asked him to break out a couple for us to share.. (See Below - I'm on the left
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Mmmm, filling! lol
Quote by x-man0223
i would have done the same thing mate spiders are evil i tell you evil evil evil evil

You are EXACTLY right there x-man, I hate the buggers with a passion.
Not bothered by snakes, rats or mice in the slightest tho'. biggrin
Fee
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
anyone else suddenly get flashbacks to watching the old tv series of 'V' ?! haha
nice post - just what i needed to lift my mood, thanks Chunky!! biggrin
Spiders are horrible, but Daddy Long Legs/Dragonflies are absolutely horrendous!!! So fast and fly right at u!
Funny the way they have really potent poison but can't use it tho lol
Ahhhhh snakies!
We had a beautiful boa for a while but have since scaled down the hobby from 46 to 3 snakes. Tis a very expensive hobby, with that many mouths and that much leccy being used!! :P
One of my favourite animals smile
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Spiders are the fruits of the devil, and must be destroyed.. mad
I hate them with an ungodly passion, and the thing he pulled out of that box was a big, hairy horrible b'stard of a thing.. It could have eaten me AND my daughter, then danced over our licked clean bones
Quote by piercerbabe
Ahhhhh snakies!...
...One of my favourite animals smile

one of mine too - second only to an Alsatian on my 'pets i want' list biggrin
Shelob from Lord of the Rings... the very thought of it makes me tremble lol sad
Quote by 3someinpreston
Shelob from Lord of the Rings... the very thought of it makes me tremble lol sad

funny that, because i hate spiders in general, but Shelob never really got to me - no more than she's meant to in the story anyway! lol
but as for Aracnophobia..... rolleyes
I guess you wouldn't like my pets the,I have precious (7"chile rose tarantula) smaug (5" chile beautiful tarantula) apu (6" indian beauty) or otto (6" baboon spider) or any of precious and smaugs 128 beautiful rose babies then (there used to be a lot more but they ate each other instead of their food) my best mate doesn't like them,and I don't like his snakes,what better excuse could you get for always meeting in the pub smile
The only spiders that make me go "wow I'd love one of those" are Indian Ornamentals and Pink Toes.
Oh and the classic Red Knee smile
We had 2 Chilie Roses, a dwarf Texan Brown and a lovely Orange Baboon (although she had a nasty streak lol :P )
Tanglewood, Alsatians are beautiful dogs, good choice! :)
xxx
Quote by piercerbabe
The only spiders that make me go "wow I'd love one of those" are Indian Ornamentals and Pink Toes.
Oh and the classic Red Knee smile
We had 2 Chilie Roses, a dwarf Texan Brown and a lovely Orange Baboon (although she had a nasty streak lol :P )
Tanglewood, Alsatians are beautiful dogs, good choice! :)
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hehe thanks biggrin
it's only because i grew up with them around me, and theyre the only thing i've ever missed about living with my parents!! lol
remember that program years back called V
run like fook chunky is a lizard alien :shock: bolt
Quote by Miss-Red
remember that program years back called V
run like fook chunky is a lizard alien :shock: bolt

OMG, blast from the past!!
I used to love that programme biggrin Me and me Pappy used to watch it smile
surprised ....
we have to pull his cheek to see :dry: if its green underneath, we're in trouble :uhoh:
the first couple i met had a chillie rose i think. i love all reptiles and spiders but ive never held a spider but they do fasinate me. so in the couples house i was all geared up to hold spider when they got it out of the tank and brought it over, it suddenly moved very quickly up her arm. well ive never been grabed by fear so much in my life, i really thought my heart was going to stop :shock:
you can give me the biggest snake in the world to hold but a spider noooo thank you very much
When you hold a spider it just feels like a 8 legged mouse (bear with me on this one....) really it does!
Its that 'tippy tappy' feeling of their feet smile
Quote by piercerbabe
Its that 'tippy tappy' feeling of their feet smile

:eeek: :scared:
Thats the feeling I really DON'T like :uhoh:
Anything with more than 4 legs should be destroyed. I'm getting the chills just thinking about it.
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Why do I keep clicking on this thread? I'm devastated that Chunky had not only a mouse, but also a rat in his mouth....... and there was me with visions of one day snogging him :cry: bolt
Quote by Angel Chat
Why do I keep clicking on this thread? I'm devastated that Chunky had not only a mouse, but also a rat in his mouth....... and there was me with visions of one day snogging him :cry: bolt

Oooohhhh right enough Angel Chat, never thought of that :shock:
Chunky make sure you brush your teeth really well before the Scottish Munch wink lol
Fee
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lol :lol: I think I've just blown my chances with half the forum! :lol: :lol:
Dinna worry folks, I'll be sure to be scrubbed oot and super clean gobbed for the Scottish Munch. wink
Quote by Miss-Red
remember that program years back called V
run like fook chunky is a lizard alien :shock: bolt

Was gonna say the same thing! I loved that series!! :inlove:
Quote by Angel Chat
Why do I keep clicking on this thread? I'm devastated that Chunky had not only a mouse, but also a rat in his mouth....... and there was me with visions of one day snogging him :cry: bolt

I know...perhaps he was bored of eating pussy? rolleyes lol <groan> ......
not in your fuckin life!!!
no way would i go near one of those bloody great furry spiders, its bad enough they look like face huggers they are furry to go with it!!!
as for daddylonglegs... and moths... eurrghhhh get them away from me!
but rats and snakes and mice and bats and lizards i can handle... lovely creatures..
my brother had a corn snake for about 10 years but it got too big to be around his lil daughter so he swapped it for a car (strange swap)
oh snakes are cool i had a 16 foot python, here's a tip tho...the rat....feed it the snake not u lol
i dont mind spiders snakes and most creepy crawlys but MOTHS arrrrrrrr there Realyyyyyyyy scarry rolleyes no way would i go into a room with one there .
Quote by Nicola&Alan
not in your fuckin life!!!
no way would i go near one of those bloody great furry spiders, its bad enough they look like face huggers they are furry to go with it!!!
as for daddylonglegs... and moths... eurrghhhh get them away from me!
but rats and snakes and mice and bats and lizards i can handle... lovely creatures..
my brother had a corn snake for about 10 years but it got too big to be around his lil daughter so he swapped it for a car (strange swap)

Ahhh shame he got rid of it.
At 6ft I wouldnt count corns as big, and theyre docile to boot. Our 3 yr old adores our snakes, but we will only let her hold the corns. The pine has a bit too much 'character' (moody ol' cow!) rolleyes
I can see why some people get concerned about keeping reptiles around youngsters though. Especially if the kiddy-winks are into everything!! lol :P
Bless!
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Quote by Z3D
6" baboon spider

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Poor thing sounds like a crap version of the film "The Fly" :rotflmao:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Why do I keep clicking on this thread? I'm devastated that Chunky had not only a mouse, but also a rat in his mouth....... and there was me with visions of one day snogging him :cry: bolt

I know...perhaps he was bored of eating pussy? rolleyes lol <groan> ......
I'll get your coat.. :roll: wink