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My party in the cafe!!!!..........would you like to come?.

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Its coming up to a year in here for me!........ so I thought I would have a bring a bottle party in the café to celebrate! On the17 th of June that’s this Friday ! :bounce:
Starting time will be at 11 pm and pop the corks at 12 am! And to continue through the night!.......
I will be looking for any one that can provide the music for the night! ............. And 2 bouncers on the door!. That are into whipping! in case any one has a argument!
I will do a run around collation for gold fish to help with the cost of the DJ and bouncers!
So please bring you gold fish with you!
Any one that can bring some food will be very much appreciated! ....... all has to be shaped into fa-lick symbols
The rules are........... you are only allowed to be as naughty as possible! :twisted: :twisted: And be very very open minded!..........Any one that considers them self’s not to be........ Are not welcome!.........Piss off!
And you have to come in kinky clothing or be totally naked! :twisted: :twisted:
There will be sick bags provide!.. So please use them!! ........Mark will not be very please to find sick all over the cafés floor! mad
And if you need the loo and you cannot find any one that is not in to W'S!
Please tell me and I will provide you with my very personal own! rolleyes
If any one need s to shag Sarge!..tis OK with me along as I watch :twisted:
Please post in here who would like to join me on my very special night!
And don’t forget I need a DJ and 2 bouncers!
Heres looking forward to meeting you all!
Debsxxxxxxxxxx kiss
Debs can i cum wink or is that come
I'll bring a couple of bottles of wine, some CHOCOLATE, sausages in blackets and some toys :wink: :wink:
Kaz xx
Can we set up a dungeon area as well please
Oh and you can borrow my avator for the 2 bouncers lol :lol: :lol:
Oh, I am sure that I can be talked into attenting *chuckles*
Deb,
Can I have an invite please?
I'll come naked and bring some goldfish, batteries for Kaz's toys
Debbs hun kiss
I can not come as it is my wedding ani., expecting a special pressy lol
Fred
sorry, where is it at again? ie. area of the country.
Quote by Debbiewebs
Its coming up to a year in here for me!........ so I thought I would have a bring a bottle party in the café to celebrate! On the17 th of June that’s this Friday ! :bounce:
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How can I say no Debs - see you here, and thanks!
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sorry, where is it at again? ie. area of the country.

cyber venue lol
GRRRRRRRRRRRRrr mad :x :x :x :x
Why is it that I have to be out of the country everytime something like this happens?????
Oh Well dunno :dunno: maybe next time.
It was sweet of you to think of something like this debbiewebs.....
Hope the lights would be dim as i dont want to scare everyone when I showed up. :borg: :silly: :borg: :silly:
Quote by Sarah1448
Deb,
Can I have an invite please?
I'll come naked and bring some goldfish, batteries for Kaz's toys

I didn't know goldfish ran on batteries! :shock:
Awwww gawd. You obviously didn't know what you were getting into posting a public invite did you? With people like me considering taking you up on such an offer :P That's okay, you can kick yaself later banghead
So this is more like a munch? Just celebrating your good ol swinging heaven anniversary? Don't think anyone has said it yet but happy anniversary :high-smile: I would so love to come, but you all seem like you would chew me up and spit me right out again redface surprisedops: Not that any of you are intimidating :shock: , honest
If there's gonna be party hats, count me in.
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRrr mad :x :x :x :x
Why is it that I have to be out of the country everytime something like this happens?????
Oh Well dunno :dunno: maybe next time.
It was sweet of you to think of something like this debbiewebs.....
Hope the lights would be dim as i dont want to scare everyone when I showed up. :borg: :silly: :borg: :silly:

You're going to miss the Daleks?? :shock: :shock: Thought you were going to hold my hand?
:cry:
If there's drunken debauchery going on . . . . . . .
I'll do my best to wobble along :cheers: wink
The twins are on standby. I may even bring a couple of the little Russians along to keep the Yorkshireman company :wink:
In fact - I've not let the little Irishman out of his bottle for a while.
Oh dear - I can feel a full wobble on coming on for Friday night redface
Now then, what to wear???
Something kinky??? Or nothing but a smile??? And possibly a hard ???? dunno
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And possibly a hard ???? dunno

A Hard hat? why would you want to go to a party in a hard hat??????
I would love to attend Debbibewebbs that is if I'm allowed. I am happy to help on the door, but will not be available until 00:30 hours.
John
smile
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can i come please i will be naked wink

ill take the pics :wink:
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A Hard hat? why would you want to go to a party in a hard hat??????
smile

Ah well . . . . . . . . . .
I didn't mention hats - but -
Now you come to mention it . . . . . .
If I were to wear a hard hat whilst dining at the Y, or picnicing in the perfumed garden, it may help to leave a gap between thighs and ears.
That way; I might actually hear - should anyone actually talk to me redface surprisedops: :oops:
wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: at myself
Dawn can provide the two Bouncers!! lol :lol: :lol: :arrow:
As the other munch whore oopps i mean southern trollop is attending, id best come to support her....... newbies be warned, she gets out of hand at some of these events you know, they arent all rumours! :twisted:
Besides, id attend the open of an envelope these days! rolleyes
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That way; I might actually hear - should anyone actually talk to me redface surprisedops: :oops:
wink
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: at myself

pmsl
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
John
:wink:

Trust my luck...............chance of a party and I'll miss it mad
Sorry Debs, I'll be in Leeds on friday night and no where near the cafe :cry:
the Laird sulks off and packs his current avatar outfit away
right then so far we have...........................
Kazswallows .........with her bouncers :twisted:
Ceryndrion
Sarah1448........... bringing gold fish with batteries :shock:
MikeNorth
Les_southwest
Mikeboy19.........i think? dunno
Edin BBW............yes there will be party hats to use as sick bags!
Dambuster.....coffie cup collector for those that don't drink! :P
Horous
Cuddle-catlin.......... the photographer
NEEDING still 1 more bouncer and a DJ
and please do not forget to bring food!
Hell, i could come and play the bouncer role with ol matey stuck in the corner :P Save me the humiliation of dressing up in some embarrassing revealing costume for my first meet with you all redface Just have to leave it to your imagination. cool What do you think, reckon I could pull off a bouncer? Give off the evils all through the night?
But seriously where are you holding this venue, short notice and travelling so far isn't always a good combination :cry:
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Dawn can provide the two Bouncers!! lol :lol: :lol: :arrow:

But can you provide the two balls :twisted: :twisted: confused :? :shock: :shock: biggrin
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRrr mad :x :x :x :x
Why is it that I have to be out of the country everytime something like this happens?????
Oh Well dunno :dunno: maybe next time.
It was sweet of you to think of something like this debbiewebs.....
Hope the lights would be dim as i dont want to scare everyone when I showed up. :borg: :silly: :borg: :silly:

You're going to miss the Daleks?? :shock: :shock: Thought you were going to hold my hand?
:cry:
Well Jags, as this was at the last minute and I DO have tickets for Venice (two weeks ago) as well as a :bounce: YUMMY :bounce: invite there. :thrilled:
I do feel as gentleman that I should follow through with my plans as
a) it is not gentlemanly like to stand up a woman as well as a good friend (specially since she has gone to all the trouble to invite me, walks and gondola rides, dinner etc).
and
b) while the err laidies (pun intended dont hit me for spelling) here are quite fetching and would no doubt be of outstanding entertainment smackbottom you would never ever come near me duel if you thought that I had done a NO SHOW to some other lady just for a umm quickie or two or three and a party.
As for the Daleks, I will have the recorder on and catch it when I get back ergo - you can miss it as well and you have a err standing/sitting/laying down invite to attend my place for a viewing as well as protection. I have a dungeon that you can ummm brighten up. :welcome:
As for anyone else thinking I might be loon :loon: my avatar is me err tour guide in Venice.... :happy: :thrilled: :smile2:
Yeah thats it tour guide. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
And before anyone flames me, yes I have her permission to use it as me avatar.. for now, might change her mind after this weekend. :shock: rotflmao
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But seriously where are you holding this venue, short notice and travelling so far isn't always a good combination :cry:

errrrrrr Mikeyboy!.................. how do i tell you this rolleyes
Tis here babes in the cafe! ( bless).. kiss
Can I come and play Debs??? confused :? :? wink
Lol :doh: :doh: :doh: :huh: Awwww bless, got all my hopes up there too. In that case you get to imagine me wearing something slinky ay wink
Well noone's brought any food yet so I'm coming along with a couple of bowls full of pasta salad (good to keep people's energies up for whatever they might be doing... dancing and such like... smile ).
Also got some chocolate mousse for desserts (for... well... you know... it's chocolate - it doesn't need a reason; although bananas can be provided for those avoiding the stuff or needing anything firm and long... I had spares at home needed eating up)